Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
Sorry, but this is so funny.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sorry, but this is so funny.
Reckon I could photoshop myself in?
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Reckon I could photoshop myself in?
Sorry, forgot alt text.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sorry, forgot alt text.
This post came up on memories. My friend's children were three of the least weird people in the country about the 2019 general election.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
This post came up on memories. My friend's children were three of the least weird people in the country about the 2019 general election.
The name put me in mind of these lads.
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The name put me in mind of these lads.
Zack Polanski's queer northern army 🫡🫡
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Zack Polanski's queer northern army 🫡🫡
Just got this as a targetted ad
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just got this as a targetted ad
I've blocked them, but they were really weird about me saying that some dog owners expect you to make extreme accommodations for their dogs.
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've blocked them, but they were really weird about me saying that some dog owners expect you to make extreme accommodations for their dogs.
Sorry, lads, but I don't believe the results of a study that found amitriptyline elevated the mood of depressed patients, but cocaine didn't.
I simply don't think that is true.
I simply don't think that is true.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sorry, lads, but I don't believe the results of a study that found amitriptyline elevated the mood of depressed patients, but cocaine didn't.
I simply don't think that is true.
I simply don't think that is true.
I'm not, but the fact that at least one person thinks so gives me a tiny glow.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm not, but the fact that at least one person thinks so gives me a tiny glow.
Put makeup on for a wee personal boost. End up doing it the same as I do every day. Didn't even change the colour of the eyeliner.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Put makeup on for a wee personal boost. End up doing it the same as I do every day. Didn't even change the colour of the eyeliner.
Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel
Thank you for telling me that, and I'm so glad it helped.
All your queer brethren who matter, myself included, will welcome you whether you're he, she, or they. And if you're flitting between them or drifting back towards the one assigned at birth, that's just fine, too. Fuck the gatekeepers 💜
All your queer brethren who matter, myself included, will welcome you whether you're he, she, or they. And if you're flitting between them or drifting back towards the one assigned at birth, that's just fine, too. Fuck the gatekeepers 💜
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thank you for telling me that, and I'm so glad it helped.
All your queer brethren who matter, myself included, will welcome you whether you're he, she, or they. And if you're flitting between them or drifting back towards the one assigned at birth, that's just fine, too. Fuck the gatekeepers 💜
All your queer brethren who matter, myself included, will welcome you whether you're he, she, or they. And if you're flitting between them or drifting back towards the one assigned at birth, that's just fine, too. Fuck the gatekeepers 💜
Goldcrest. Followed by long tailed tit. I was gonna say pied wagtail in third, but I think nuthatch just pips it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Goldcrest. Followed by long tailed tit. I was gonna say pied wagtail in third, but I think nuthatch just pips it.
On the occasions I still do it I still adore it, but I don't have the resources to be up and down the country on a flixbus for a share of the door money full time.
Problem is, I'm a *OK* stand up, and I'm an *OK* writer, but I'm not good enough or steely enough to make a good living from either.
Problem is, I'm a *OK* stand up, and I'm an *OK* writer, but I'm not good enough or steely enough to make a good living from either.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
On the occasions I still do it I still adore it, but I don't have the resources to be up and down the country on a flixbus for a share of the door money full time.
Problem is, I'm a *OK* stand up, and I'm an *OK* writer, but I'm not good enough or steely enough to make a good living from either.
Problem is, I'm a *OK* stand up, and I'm an *OK* writer, but I'm not good enough or steely enough to make a good living from either.
If you only "acknowledge my mental health struggles" by weaponising against me when I say pet owners can be pretty entitled, I'd rather you didn't acknowledge them at all, ta.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you only "acknowledge my mental health struggles" by weaponising against me when I say pet owners can be pretty entitled, I'd rather you didn't acknowledge them at all, ta.
Yeah, but I've known lots of people who seemed horrid and were actually just having a shitty day.
I remember a lad at work saying Paul Merton was a prick and it turned out he was delivering a wardrobe to him that turned out to be the wring one, and it was the third time it'd happened.
I remember a lad at work saying Paul Merton was a prick and it turned out he was delivering a wardrobe to him that turned out to be the wring one, and it was the third time it'd happened.
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yeah, but I've known lots of people who seemed horrid and were actually just having a shitty day.
I remember a lad at work saying Paul Merton was a prick and it turned out he was delivering a wardrobe to him that turned out to be the wring one, and it was the third time it'd happened.
I remember a lad at work saying Paul Merton was a prick and it turned out he was delivering a wardrobe to him that turned out to be the wring one, and it was the third time it'd happened.
I've never seen Home To Roost. For shame.
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I've never seen Home To Roost. For shame.
Yes. Funny and sardonic, but horrid.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yes. Funny and sardonic, but horrid.
At least a twenty, the naughty, snuffly little piggy.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
At least a twenty, the naughty, snuffly little piggy.