Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
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My daughter is 21 today. Most memories of that moment are as precious as can be imagined. All but one.
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Not My Child
Sometimes a man cannot do a thing, not a single thing, to help.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My daughter is 21 today. Most memories of that moment are as precious as can be imagined. All but one.
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In which I posit that a balanced person usually has 2.5 sports in which they maintain a solid interest: a primary, a secondary, and a keep-an-eye-on.
Morning loves, podcast time (and yes, yes it is early this week), so feel free to fill your boots :-)
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The Football Kickback: Can I show you the functions on my watch?
Last one before the international break! Get it while it's hot!
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November 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
In which I posit that a balanced person usually has 2.5 sports in which they maintain a solid interest: a primary, a secondary, and a keep-an-eye-on.
I've got the fear today, so it's killing the vibe a bit, but I'm 20 months out of hospital 💃💅
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I've got the fear today, so it's killing the vibe a bit, but I'm 20 months out of hospital 💃💅
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Morning loves, podcast time (and yes, yes it is early this week), so feel free to fill your boots :-)
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
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The Football Kickback: Can I show you the functions on my watch?
Last one before the international break! Get it while it's hot!
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November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Morning loves, podcast time (and yes, yes it is early this week), so feel free to fill your boots :-)
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unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
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My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
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Don't hate this.
What if Norwich City just opted out of having a manager altogether, becoming the first anarchist side in the EFL? Like Lord of the Flies on the pitch.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Don't hate this.
Experiencing acute Monday Scaries. It's like Sunday Scaries, but the Monday did not help matters, so the dread remains.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Experiencing acute Monday Scaries. It's like Sunday Scaries, but the Monday did not help matters, so the dread remains.
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come along that way, and to my breezelessness bring his breeze
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
come along that way, and to my breezelessness bring his breeze
The true metric by which you can judge English social class is "some of that nice ham".
If you go to make lunch and someone says, "ooh, there's some of that nice ham in the fridge", you're middle-class.
If you go to make lunch and someone says, "ooh, there's some of that nice ham in the fridge", you're middle-class.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The true metric by which you can judge English social class is "some of that nice ham".
If you go to make lunch and someone says, "ooh, there's some of that nice ham in the fridge", you're middle-class.
If you go to make lunch and someone says, "ooh, there's some of that nice ham in the fridge", you're middle-class.
At some point this is going to be weaponised against us. Rightly.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
At some point this is going to be weaponised against us. Rightly.
We had a global pandemic and didn't even learn to wash our hands!!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We had a global pandemic and didn't even learn to wash our hands!!!
Podcast questions for tonight, friends? Any question, any subject.
Right, so we are back on the podcast trail again tonight, brethren, so whatever questions you have for them - and as ever, they do NOT have to be about football - drop them in the replies here and we will get back to you :-)
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Podcast questions for tonight, friends? Any question, any subject.
Got in and there it was on the bed. Staring at me.
Lost my card on a cashless campus with iffy 4g. Get me Piers Corbyn.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Got in and there it was on the bed. Staring at me.
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we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
Sorry, but this is so funny.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sorry, but this is so funny.
Good grief.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good grief.
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I don't know who 2 believe
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't know who 2 believe
I'm really judging the one with the aggressively posh face reading a self-help book by a podcaster. So it cuts both ways.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm really judging the one with the aggressively posh face reading a self-help book by a podcaster. So it cuts both ways.
This is the stuff you need to know.
When I was art college they had so little faith in us that, during our business studies module, the only thing they made sure to hammer home was how to dissolve our inevitably failed business and re-open it as an identical, differently named business, assigning the debt to the old one.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is the stuff you need to know.
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
Lost my card on a cashless campus with iffy 4g. Get me Piers Corbyn.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Lost my card on a cashless campus with iffy 4g. Get me Piers Corbyn.
Every single aspect of Dubai that I hear Dubai people enthusing about is a bad thing.
I am so sick of hearing about Dubai. I don't ever want to go. I went to the airport once on a stopover and the airport was a gigantic shopping mall and I was told "the rest of the place is just like that n all". Stop trying to make me go there, all ads. I don't wanna go on holiday to a slavery land!
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Every single aspect of Dubai that I hear Dubai people enthusing about is a bad thing.
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Irish house, winter edition
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Irish house, winter edition
This post came up on memories. My friend's children were three of the least weird people in the country about the 2019 general election.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
This post came up on memories. My friend's children were three of the least weird people in the country about the 2019 general election.