Robert Ramsay
@robertramsay.org
Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food.
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
Pinned
Robert Ramsay
@robertramsay.org
· Oct 18
The Engineering of Coincidence: a scientific explanation of magic
Shared via Kindle. Description: <p><i>“Magic is the engineering of coincidence”</i></p><p>Fireballs. Wands. Turning people into frogs. Everyone knows that wizards like Harry Potter are fictional. But ...
read.amazon.co.uk
My book is a real scientific explanation of real magic, thirty years in the making. Paperback and e-book available from Amazon :-)
read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asi...
read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asi...
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
bring back herms you cowards
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
bring back herms you cowards
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
and by "destroy" we also mean "assassinate"
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
and by "destroy" we also mean "assassinate"
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
November 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
The date passed but friends, you know I had to acquire this shit
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
If it helps, most Americans think Trump is suing Big Black Cock.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If it helps, most Americans think Trump is suing Big Black Cock.
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Is THAT what you think, Alex - if that even IS your real name!
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is THAT what you think, Alex - if that even IS your real name!
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
This is the rule of law in the UK.
20 years in prison for stealing a phone.
8,493 persons serving indefinite prison sentences, often for petty crime.
No one charged for the Post Office scandal, Grenfell fire, cladding scandal, mortgage prisoners, banking frauds.
Who does the law serve?
20 years in prison for stealing a phone.
8,493 persons serving indefinite prison sentences, often for petty crime.
No one charged for the Post Office scandal, Grenfell fire, cladding scandal, mortgage prisoners, banking frauds.
Who does the law serve?
Nothing will change until the political system is freed from the clutches of corporations and the super-rich
The law is being used to enforce existing power structures for the benefit of the few
leftfootforward.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This is the rule of law in the UK.
20 years in prison for stealing a phone.
8,493 persons serving indefinite prison sentences, often for petty crime.
No one charged for the Post Office scandal, Grenfell fire, cladding scandal, mortgage prisoners, banking frauds.
Who does the law serve?
20 years in prison for stealing a phone.
8,493 persons serving indefinite prison sentences, often for petty crime.
No one charged for the Post Office scandal, Grenfell fire, cladding scandal, mortgage prisoners, banking frauds.
Who does the law serve?
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Terfs are a subset of the right, basically. I know we all knew that already, but it's worth pointing out sometimes. They follow the exact same playbook: invent a problem to be mad at, accept nothing but total capitulation, repeat forever.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Terfs are a subset of the right, basically. I know we all knew that already, but it's worth pointing out sometimes. They follow the exact same playbook: invent a problem to be mad at, accept nothing but total capitulation, repeat forever.
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I saw a random reddit comment where someone theorized that Pennywise and Mary Poppins were the same species of primordial psychic entity, but Pennywise feeds on fear while Poppins feeds on joy. both of them eat kid emotions because fear and joy are more intense in kids. This is Canon for me now.
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Bloody hell! It’s been a long time since a book has brought me to tears. @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Thank you so very much for writing Everything Will Swallow You. Book of the year. #BookSky #TheStorygraph
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Bloody hell! It’s been a long time since a book has brought me to tears. @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Thank you so very much for writing Everything Will Swallow You. Book of the year. #BookSky #TheStorygraph
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
I reiterate my contention that transphobes don't remotely understand what they're supposedly mad about. Lazy thinking that arises from confused, post hoc justifications for their personal discomfort.
World's worst gotcha from Trevor Phillips: "If trans women are women why don't we just say 'women'... who needs 'pregnant people?'" 🤔
Great to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social on @skynewsrss.bsky.social this morning standing up for trans people.
It’s clear that Trevor Phillips was trying to trap Zack by not giving him all the facts! Martine Croxall not only eye rolled, she changed a direct quote - unethical for a journalist!
It’s clear that Trevor Phillips was trying to trap Zack by not giving him all the facts! Martine Croxall not only eye rolled, she changed a direct quote - unethical for a journalist!
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I reiterate my contention that transphobes don't remotely understand what they're supposedly mad about. Lazy thinking that arises from confused, post hoc justifications for their personal discomfort.
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
I have substituted
The plums
That were on
Your Asda order
I'm sorry
They were so out of stock
But I have replaced them
With some other plums
So that's alright
The plums
That were on
Your Asda order
I'm sorry
They were so out of stock
But I have replaced them
With some other plums
So that's alright
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I have substituted
The plums
That were on
Your Asda order
I'm sorry
They were so out of stock
But I have replaced them
With some other plums
So that's alright
The plums
That were on
Your Asda order
I'm sorry
They were so out of stock
But I have replaced them
With some other plums
So that's alright
George's content creator mates all look JUST LIKE HIM
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
George's content creator mates all look JUST LIKE HIM
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Because it’s drowned out by the hateful, racist shit of Labour’s immigration policies, which they drone on about pretty much every day.
Why aren't Labour's life-changing policies connecting with voters - and what can the party do? It's down to messaging, how it's told, and the messengers...
Why don’t Labour’s workers’ and renters’ rights reforms cut through to voters – and how should they? – LabourList
When millions of workers and renters don’t know you’re doing more to improve their rights than any government in half a century, something is going…
labourlist.org
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Because it’s drowned out by the hateful, racist shit of Labour’s immigration policies, which they drone on about pretty much every day.
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Reposted by Robert Ramsay
Read this. Please.
I wrote a piece about Movember and how I'm not a mental health advocate.
www.threeredkings.com/when-novembe...
www.threeredkings.com/when-novembe...
When November Ends – Three Red Kings
www.threeredkings.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Read this. Please.