Robert Ramsay
@robertramsay.org
Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food.
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
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Robert Ramsay
@robertramsay.org
· Oct 18
The Engineering of Coincidence: a scientific explanation of magic
Shared via Kindle. Description: <p><i>“Magic is the engineering of coincidence”</i></p><p>Fireballs. Wands. Turning people into frogs. Everyone knows that wizards like Harry Potter are fictional. But ...
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My book is a real scientific explanation of real magic, thirty years in the making. Paperback and e-book available from Amazon :-)
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whenever you feel like a loser online just remember you probably have more electronic friends than mark zuckerberg
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$1.2 Billion Metaverse Horrified by Report It Only Had 38 Active Users
Metaverse project Decentraland, a sandbox environment that allows users to buy and sell virtual real estate, isn't exactly teeming with people.
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December 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
whenever you feel like a loser online just remember you probably have more electronic friends than mark zuckerberg
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The first part of "look at this idiot" is, indeed, "look at this"
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The first part of "look at this idiot" is, indeed, "look at this"
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Robin pal in the snow 2023
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Robin pal in the snow 2023
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The existence of the Chocolate Bombe implies the existence of the Chocolate Enigma
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The existence of the Chocolate Bombe implies the existence of the Chocolate Enigma
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I'm not sure I'll ever meet anyone who hated Christmas more than my dad did. And yet.
Sometimes the greatest gifts are not knowingly given. | Pete Paphides
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December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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This is what every institution he threatens with frivolous defamation suits should be doing
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is what every institution he threatens with frivolous defamation suits should be doing
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Oh god that was a mistake.
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh god that was a mistake.
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My promise never to eat anything again may have been a bit too premature, am about to polish off a box of lindor
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My promise never to eat anything again may have been a bit too premature, am about to polish off a box of lindor
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We’re watching the Royal Ballet Nutcracker on iPlayer, at the right moment the entire room spontaneously chorused “everyone’s a fruit and nut cake”
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We’re watching the Royal Ballet Nutcracker on iPlayer, at the right moment the entire room spontaneously chorused “everyone’s a fruit and nut cake”
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The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book about typography. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book about typography. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.
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To de-stress, I often imagine myself as a dragon who solves the worlds problems by eating the people I deem responsible for them. I imagine the taste to be disapponting but the texture pleasantly crunchy and vindictively satisfying.
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
To de-stress, I often imagine myself as a dragon who solves the worlds problems by eating the people I deem responsible for them. I imagine the taste to be disapponting but the texture pleasantly crunchy and vindictively satisfying.
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The French police have been tear gassing migrants in Calais for at least ten years. Glad someone is highlighting this
Yes. We're spending £476m on the militarisation of Calais - where babies are being tear gassed.
The fact people are hearing this for the first time is exactly why I made it the subject of the Christmas Day message.
We could be spending that money instead on a fair and managed migration system.
The fact people are hearing this for the first time is exactly why I made it the subject of the Christmas Day message.
We could be spending that money instead on a fair and managed migration system.
The UK government is spending £476m tear-gassing babies?
Someone needs to get real if they're to be taken seriously.
Someone needs to get real if they're to be taken seriously.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The French police have been tear gassing migrants in Calais for at least ten years. Glad someone is highlighting this
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Edited. Finished, now.
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Edited. Finished, now.
Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Britney Spears...
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Britney Spears...
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Britney Spears...
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Britney Spears...
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Merry Christmas from Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Merry Christmas from Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet
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Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
To the tune of Personal Jesus
This is my emotional support cheeseboard
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
To the tune of Personal Jesus
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Many moons ago, at a works (police station) Christmas party, one of the lads left his warrant card lying about.
Before long a batch of "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?" posters bearing his image appeared around the station.
With a "name the fat bastard & win a major prize" strapline....
Before long a batch of "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?" posters bearing his image appeared around the station.
With a "name the fat bastard & win a major prize" strapline....
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Many moons ago, at a works (police station) Christmas party, one of the lads left his warrant card lying about.
Before long a batch of "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?" posters bearing his image appeared around the station.
With a "name the fat bastard & win a major prize" strapline....
Before long a batch of "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?" posters bearing his image appeared around the station.
With a "name the fat bastard & win a major prize" strapline....
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The wizard checks the runes on the little cat's collar to make sure they haven't faded or worn out.
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The wizard checks the runes on the little cat's collar to make sure they haven't faded or worn out.
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