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Nailed it x
Huns V Tarts. Fingers crossed for an alien at Ibrox (not that you’d notice lol) x
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I reckon I should be the next Celtic manager x
Hi Celtic, how are you? Just a quick one; can you please get a fucking grip? OK, cheers, bye x
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Hi Celtic, how are you? Just a quick one; can you please get a fucking grip? OK, cheers, bye x
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Just thinking about the time I said to my brother "have you ever seen a Woody Allen film?" and he replied "yeh, White Men Can't Jump" x
September 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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IT'S HERE! Our first episode of the year! Episode 34.

We review Amadeus, Weetwood Ales, and I get a much needed lesson in Men's Health.

All episodes are here: linktr.ee/recliningpair x
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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I was worried it wasn’t going to rain today x
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you replace their head in every photograph in your house with a picture of your celebrity crush? x
February 15, 2026 at 9:36 AM
The theatre’s dead long isn’t it? Just hours and hours of theatre x
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Roses are red,
Luke Littler does darts,
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Just seen Wuthering Heights. There’s so much fog going on I thought I’d got glaucoma. Like, the film’s OK but I’ve watched Ken Russell stuff so Emerald Fennel doesn’t really rile me. Best thing about it is Martin Clunes x
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Just cleaned the bathroom sink down with the face wipe I’ve just used x
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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It's a special day today because Valentine's Day Eve and Friday the 13th only fall on the same day every 1,300 years. Happy Birthday Dracula!
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Tudor [absolute*] Cinema Club

*derogatory
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Watched my brother almost have an aneurism this weekend because I told him I didn't like reading Terry Pratchett books as I found them too unbelievable x
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I once walked through a forest and I had to move out of the way because a squirrel looked at me. And the squirrel was wearing a balaclava. And potentially had a knife. Or a gun x
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Your baby wont stop crying? Have you thought about taking it to the pub? x
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Joke's on you. I've literally saved myself DECADES of time by not liking anything ever x
Not liking spectator sport is one of the best life hacks going. Over a lifetime you'll end up with literally years of time to dedicate to whatever you want, compared to spending it being pointlessly obsessed with other people playing a game
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I was worried it wasn’t going to rain today x
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The more I think about this pair ever existing the more I begin to understand why this country is the way it is x
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
You know you can just make your own blue plaque and put it on your house? x
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Not gonna lie, the worst theme park I've ever been to was PC World x
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Why does this building look like it’s saying “Pheven”? x
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM