BUCKERS
@deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman x
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Good morning, that's a nice tepublican x
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Good morning, that's a nice tepublican x
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I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
I don't know if I just don't really care, but why is this such a massive deal? You were going to tell us what the budget is anyway. Were you planning to rewrite it in the hour or so before you stood up to tell us what the budget says?!
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has said the unprecedented pre-Budget publication of the Office for Budget Responsibility’s document was “deeply disappointing and a serious error on their part”
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I don't know if I just don't really care, but why is this such a massive deal? You were going to tell us what the budget is anyway. Were you planning to rewrite it in the hour or so before you stood up to tell us what the budget says?!
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
"Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x
Just accidentally said "Mansun Tax" instead of "Mansion Tax" and scared some cry baby indie boys x
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just accidentally said "Mansun Tax" instead of "Mansion Tax" and scared some cry baby indie boys x
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
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I still have a few of my gilded bird pebble portraits available - if you wanna make sure someone’s Christmas ROCKS!
(See what I did there?)
Check out the Small World section of my artofnote.sumupstore.com
#birds #birdart #sciart #christmas #gifts #art #bsnm 🪶
(See what I did there?)
Check out the Small World section of my artofnote.sumupstore.com
#birds #birdart #sciart #christmas #gifts #art #bsnm 🪶
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I still have a few of my gilded bird pebble portraits available - if you wanna make sure someone’s Christmas ROCKS!
(See what I did there?)
Check out the Small World section of my artofnote.sumupstore.com
#birds #birdart #sciart #christmas #gifts #art #bsnm 🪶
(See what I did there?)
Check out the Small World section of my artofnote.sumupstore.com
#birds #birdart #sciart #christmas #gifts #art #bsnm 🪶
Here's 5 things I would tax if I was The Chanancelor of The Exchecker:
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Here's 5 things I would tax if I was The Chanancelor of The Exchecker:
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
1. People being within 1 meter of me without my permission
2. Celery
3. People who don't use Google before asking a Googleable question
4. Penises
5. Strictly Come Dancing
Has there been a film called Wicked come out? Not seen anything about it anywhere x
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Has there been a film called Wicked come out? Not seen anything about it anywhere x
Baby, Sporty, Ginger, Scary, and "what did I come in here for?" x
Brain has five ‘eras’, scientists say – with adult mode not starting until early 30s
Brain has five ‘eras’, scientists say – with adult mode not starting until early 30s
Study suggests human brain development has four pivotal ‘turning points’ at around the ages of nine, 32, 66 and 83
Scientists have identified five major “epochs” of human brain development in one of the most comprehensive studies to date of how neural wiring changes from infancy to old age.
The study, based on the brain scans of nearly 4,000 people aged under one to 90, mapped neural connections and how they evolve during our lives. This revealed five broad phases, split up by four pivotal “turning points” in which brain organisation moves on to a different trajectory, at around the ages of nine, 32, 66 and 83 years. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Baby, Sporty, Ginger, Scary, and "what did I come in here for?" x
Me in November 2024: I really think 2025 will be my year.
Me in November 2025:
Me in November 2025:
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Me in November 2024: I really think 2025 will be my year.
Me in November 2025:
Me in November 2025:
Just been recommended someone on insta who bullied me for 5 years. He’s on tag now, apparently 🤩 x
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just been recommended someone on insta who bullied me for 5 years. He’s on tag now, apparently 🤩 x
I’ve made the mistake of watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame again and now I’m ready to bare knuckle fight anyone who speaks to me x
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’ve made the mistake of watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame again and now I’m ready to bare knuckle fight anyone who speaks to me x
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Bjork’s 60? Just goes to show that whacky don’t cracky x
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bjork’s 60? Just goes to show that whacky don’t cracky x
Bjork’s 60? Just goes to show that whacky don’t cracky x
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bjork’s 60? Just goes to show that whacky don’t cracky x
Hello. This is marvellous x
1969: Marty Feldman - What is Comedy? | One Pair of Eyes | Comedy Icons | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hello. This is marvellous x
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I won’t lie, ever since DJ Pied Piper and the Masters of Ceremonies asked me in 2001 “do you really line it? Is it, is it wicked ”, I have in fact, liked fuck all and only found things to be wicked in the proper sense of the word x
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I won’t lie, ever since DJ Pied Piper and the Masters of Ceremonies asked me in 2001 “do you really line it? Is it, is it wicked ”, I have in fact, liked fuck all and only found things to be wicked in the proper sense of the word x
Just been on Facebook (don’t go often) and saw a man comment on a B37 group. Checked his profile: “vews r my one” Are they Keith? Glad they’re yours because if you’d stolen them from someone else I’d be worried which one of your mates drives a car with a very fucking obvious brain injury! x
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just been on Facebook (don’t go often) and saw a man comment on a B37 group. Checked his profile: “vews r my one” Are they Keith? Glad they’re yours because if you’d stolen them from someone else I’d be worried which one of your mates drives a car with a very fucking obvious brain injury! x
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Wooooooo Buckers has a *boyfriend*. And he's from space.
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wooooooo Buckers has a *boyfriend*. And he's from space.
OK, you have until 3pm. What's your problem? I'll tell you how to sort it x
Might start a thread where people give me their problems and I give advice? I'm sure nothing bad will happen
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
OK, you have until 3pm. What's your problem? I'll tell you how to sort it x
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you take their spare car key, lift their car from work and park it round the corner from your house. Then have it resprayed, re-registered, then fly to Krakow x
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you take their spare car key, lift their car from work and park it round the corner from your house. Then have it resprayed, re-registered, then fly to Krakow x