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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons
@gingertotty.bsky.social
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Sweary ginger designer with side hustle drawing naughty but niche greetings cards to shove up yer post boxes. Also #kittyditties

Naughty but niche cards/prints: Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

Art: ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com

Misc/tips: https://ko-fi.com/dippyfish
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · Feb 8
Mum & Art of Note
Today is the anniversary of Mum’s death. She died when I was 10. I went to a ballet thing while she sat at home, at the end of hope & when I came back she gave me a little handpainted trivet with a ballet dancer on it. Later that night she was taken to hospital for the last time 🧵
My lovely mum - sepia photo Mum’s death notice at Bretby Crematorium. Featuring the midwive’s crest - more painting and calligraphy I was inspired by, the dna of a lot of my art is swathed in sadness It reads: Clark, Pamela Christine SRN SCM Constantly loved and always remembered By her husband. Children, family and friends: Lived and worked by her midwives motto "Life is the gift of God." Called to higher service.
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meakoopa.bsky.social
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
samthielman.com CHOAM Nomsky (thankful) @samthielman.com · 5h
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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A close up with a garden visitor , shared by @trundling17.bsky.social for today's #FoxOfTheDay
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
gingertotty.bsky.social
MOAR corking robins…
Cute Robin in the snow painted on a fizz cork Cute Teeny Robin in a holly tree painted on a fizz cork
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
gingertotty.bsky.social
Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
How about a silly card
The features the word twat?

And if that doesn’t
float your boat
There’s jaws and Luke and shit
I know it’s early to flog cards
But I’m just that kind of tit...

*PROSTITUTING MY ART KLAXON*

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #mhhsbd
Most of my Christmas card designs… all a bit niche - from fat borbs to sweary pears to pop culture puns… please eschew Clintons and Funky Moon Pig and buy from me this year - I need the Frazzles
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
I’ve done a few of these illustrated poem prints for my fellow aging ladies… cos I think we’re all badasses.

So if you’re looking for a gift for one of your menopausal mates…
ko-fi.com/s/7ff80e45bf

OLD GIRL POWAH

#menopause #aging #absolutelyfabulous #ukgiftam #bsnm #art #girlpower
October 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Dreaming of a Great White Christmas?

I got cards for that (mixed multipack)
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1114...

Also available singly if you wanna get your Christmas card shopping Done done done done

I’m not even sorry #bsnm #sharks #sharkweek #greatwhite #christmas #ukgiftm
We’re gonna need a bigger gravy boat card Santa Jaws gets things done done done done
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
The horror of approaching Christmas. And two of my more nefarious festive offerings

IT
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7579...

SANTA CTHULHU
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7440...

Goth Christmas is but days away…

#bsnm #christmas #horror #clowns #cthulhu #ukgiftm #craftbizparty
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Pennywie greetings card Santa Cthulhu knows when you are FHTAGN! Have a R’LYEH great CTHULHU-mas
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
This time a few years back I was painting my daft shimmery wee Magpie…

Now available as an A5 print
ko-fi.com/s/3c8cb31373

And a card (on shimmery card too, bitches!) dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1131...

#birds #art #bsnm
Me enjoying my shimmery watercolours Shimmery watercolourmagpie lad Shimmery watercolour magpie card
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
If you’re more of a Silent Night, Jedi Knight kind of Chrstmasser - I have a card for that, guys

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7579...

#ukgiftam #bsnm #starwars
Use the fork Luke Christmas card with round Skywalker using his light sabre to eat Christmas dinner (with toy ewok)
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Cos nothing says Christmas like a killer clown… #bsnm #christmas #ukgiftam

Derry Christmas, Losers!

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7579...
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas - Pennywise the clown wrapped in fairy lights
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Santa Cthulhu KNOWS WHEN YOUF’RE FHTAGN!

Lovecraftian Christmas card vibes available here
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7440...

#bsnm #mhhsbd #ukgiftam
Cthulhu Christmas card reads Have a R’Lyeh Great Cthulhu-mas. And Santa Cthulhu has a sack and a skull and is saying - HE KNWOS WHEN YOU ARE FHTAGN!
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
I have to go to the post office to post some art. Yay on the sales, but so much BOOOOOO on the fecking rain

Prints here
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1704...

#bsnm #rain #fuckinghell #mhhsbd #mentalhealth
Pissed off redhead in the rain art. Curly headed redhead goth girl under a personal rain cloud reading FUCK IT looking ANGUISHED
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
gingertotty.bsky.social
Somewhere over the crane-bow
bwianair.bsky.social Brian @bwianair.bsky.social · 17h
Well, that's quite a lucky shot!
A view of a rainbow hitting the Cheesegrater (The Leadenhall building) in London.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Born to art

FORCED TO WORK AND WORRY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE EVERY SECOND AND EVERYONE IS A PRICE-GOUGING BASTID
Tiny ball of fucking raging fluff being told to do something by the FINGER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Christmas is coming
There’s adverts on and that
Buy my silly Christmas card
That uses the word TWAT

#bsnm #christmas #birds #ukgiftam

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6575...

There’s a radio edit if you don’t want your kids saying MINGE in front of granny
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6437...
Fowl- mouthed Christmas card with a sweary pear tree
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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One for when you’re dreaming of a Great White Christmas, (and want to get your card shopping Done Done Done Done, presumably)

#shark #bsnm #christmas

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/6542...
Santa Jaws Christmas card 1 - with a list and a donedone donedone John Williams score joke. (And a tiny fish going EEP!)
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Robins for sale. Getcha Robins here. Robins, going for a song…

All available here
Artofnote.sumupstore.com

#wildlife #wildlifeart #illustration #natureart #sciviz #sciart
#bsnm #birds #ukgiftam #mhhsbd #christmas #robins

All painted on pebbles with 24ct gold leaf
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Other tiny bird portraits available from my ‘flock of rocks’ gallery

A owul, a pink robin, a lapwing and my late father’s favourite - a goldfinch

All can be found here
Artofnote.sumupstore.com

#birdart #giftideas #birds #sciart #bsnm #mhhsbd #ukgiftam 🪶
Midnight flight. A pebble portrait of a barn owl in flight with silver leaf Little pink robin cutie with gold leaf Lapwing displaying all that iridescent feather gloriousness - with gold leaf A goldfinch looking back over their shoulder - with gold leaf on creamy pebble
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Only one of this Four left now…
🔴🔴🪶🔴

Sing when you’re winning
artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/sing...

#birdart #giftideas #ukgiftam #bsnm #birds #sciart #wildlifeart #mhhsbd
Four robins on rocks I finished painting earlier this year - with gold leaf circles
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Anyone want a SHINY Klimt my buns? :)
gingertotty.bsky.social Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 3d
I was curious after doing a similar commission, so hand finished one of the Klimt my buns prints with gold ink to give it the full Gustav style Midas touch. Might do a limited run.

If anyone would like it, shout up BUN ME below

A4 - £55 + uk postage

#bunny #art #bsnm #artforsale #ukgiftam
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
gingertotty.bsky.social
Anyone want a SHINY Klimt my buns? :)
gingertotty.bsky.social Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 3d
I was curious after doing a similar commission, so hand finished one of the Klimt my buns prints with gold ink to give it the full Gustav style Midas touch. Might do a limited run.

If anyone would like it, shout up BUN ME below

A4 - £55 + uk postage

#bunny #art #bsnm #artforsale #ukgiftam
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Another Great White Christmas card, this one’s gonna need a bigger (gravy) boat…

dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/7577...

#ukgiftam #mhhsbd #bsnm #christmas
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Drawing angry art, swearing an awful lot, throwing things?
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM