richie
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up
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shit posting for freedom
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I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
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You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
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if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style
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asking the loan officer if i can pay down the 50 year mortgage in posts
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
asking the loan officer if i can pay down the 50 year mortgage in posts
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Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
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Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
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i see your passive aggressiveness and raise you a mute
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i see your passive aggressiveness and raise you a mute
just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
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cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
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Humans should buzz and their nose should light up like the game Operation when you touch their erogenous zones.
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Humans should buzz and their nose should light up like the game Operation when you touch their erogenous zones.
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It’s not true love until you know their ALT account
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It’s not true love until you know their ALT account
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3I/Atlas made me do it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
3I/Atlas made me do it.
french fries and gravy
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
french fries and gravy
but real life traitors eats a bag of dicks
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
but real life traitors eats a bag of dicks
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shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"
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Grok, what movies have I seen?
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Grok, what movies have I seen?
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
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I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I like my coffee like I like my men, bitter and with a slightly unpleasant mouth feel
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*claiming asylum at the candy store*
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*claiming asylum at the candy store*