richie
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up
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shit posting for freedom
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gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
gyms cost a lot but anxiety attacks are free your heart rate doesnt know the difference
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It's cold enough to wear socks today, my feet are playing seven minutes in heaven
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's cold enough to wear socks today, my feet are playing seven minutes in heaven
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*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
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working on a collage of dick pics I’ve received over the years to hang at my funeral
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
working on a collage of dick pics I’ve received over the years to hang at my funeral
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
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technically, french fries are a potato salad. fin
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
technically, french fries are a potato salad. fin
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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People are exhausting.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
People are exhausting.
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If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
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i miss the edible i took yesterday
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i miss the edible i took yesterday
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Wishing a very shut up to Kevin Spacey.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wishing a very shut up to Kevin Spacey.
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you guys, i'm really trying to resist bologna posting but it slaps
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you guys, i'm really trying to resist bologna posting but it slaps
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seductively sampling several salamis
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
seductively sampling several salamis
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You're not a real adult until you miss someone every day of your life.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You're not a real adult until you miss someone every day of your life.
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everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
everyone hates leafblowers, but the leaves love them
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Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
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society being increasingly robotic and one-dimensional is not great for my neurospicy nerves tbqh
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
society being increasingly robotic and one-dimensional is not great for my neurospicy nerves tbqh
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Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
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Me getting kicked out of the workplace for ruining it:
oh no, I really wanted to work
oh no, I really wanted to work
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me getting kicked out of the workplace for ruining it:
oh no, I really wanted to work
oh no, I really wanted to work
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genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test
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Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Putting "in loving memory of times gone by" on all rear windows that face vintage racecar crash stock footage
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Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Honestly I’m still sore from the monster mash.