Jeffrey Rowland
@wigu.org
I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
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dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
New shirt! The perfect thing for anyone who doesn't live in abject chaos. topato.co/collections/...
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LIVE BY THE ZIP TIE, DIE BY TEH ZIP TIE. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
New shirt! The perfect thing for anyone who doesn't live in abject chaos. topato.co/collections/...
>> types "Have a goon evening!"
>> hits send
>> hits send
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
>> types "Have a goon evening!"
>> hits send
>> hits send
Please vote today if that's an option, especially if Dog Catcher is on the ballot. It could mean the difference between an evil Dog Catcher and a nice one.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Please vote today if that's an option, especially if Dog Catcher is on the ballot. It could mean the difference between an evil Dog Catcher and a nice one.
Ah yes, pitch fuckin black out at 5:24pm. Let the games begin
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ah yes, pitch fuckin black out at 5:24pm. Let the games begin
Wife's outta town, time to crack open the youtube Watch Later playlist 😈
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wife's outta town, time to crack open the youtube Watch Later playlist 😈
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWE'EN FELLOW CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS 🎃 we have the Most Spookiest Collection of all time on our site and it is for You, specifically! (and the thing that lurks behind you when you're not looking😍)
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October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🎃 HAPPY HALLOWE'EN FELLOW CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS 🎃 we have the Most Spookiest Collection of all time on our site and it is for You, specifically! (and the thing that lurks behind you when you're not looking😍)
topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com/collections/...
Love to be imagining something and my internal dialogue goes "imagine that" and I'm like "that's what I'm DOING, dipshit." I'm allowed to drive and vote
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Love to be imagining something and my internal dialogue goes "imagine that" and I'm like "that's what I'm DOING, dipshit." I'm allowed to drive and vote
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
Getting the septic tank pumped and asked the guy how's it going and he said "pretty shitty!" There's a little septic tank pumper guy humor for ya to brighten up that Monday.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Getting the septic tank pumped and asked the guy how's it going and he said "pretty shitty!" There's a little septic tank pumper guy humor for ya to brighten up that Monday.
So tired of trying to figure out if any art that looks halfway decent is Ai and tired of verification codes and tired of blocking notifications and not allowing cookies and also paying too much for the whole fucking thing. It's ruined
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So tired of trying to figure out if any art that looks halfway decent is Ai and tired of verification codes and tired of blocking notifications and not allowing cookies and also paying too much for the whole fucking thing. It's ruined
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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🎶 My muñequita
My Mushroom Kingdom Rosalina
My Mushroom Kingdom Rosalina
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🎶 My muñequita
My Mushroom Kingdom Rosalina
My Mushroom Kingdom Rosalina
Rob Thomas "Smooth" voice
🎶 Out from the barrio
It's-a me my name is a-Mario
🎶 Out from the barrio
It's-a me my name is a-Mario
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Rob Thomas "Smooth" voice
🎶 Out from the barrio
It's-a me my name is a-Mario
🎶 Out from the barrio
It's-a me my name is a-Mario
It's your Rock n' Roll Fantasy and the first thing you can think of is some JESTERS? A jester wouldn't be allowed within a hundred MILES of MY rock n' roll fantasy. Bro what is wrong with you
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's your Rock n' Roll Fantasy and the first thing you can think of is some JESTERS? A jester wouldn't be allowed within a hundred MILES of MY rock n' roll fantasy. Bro what is wrong with you
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at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape
They should invent legs that can go under the blankets and on top of the blankets at the same time.
October 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
They should invent legs that can go under the blankets and on top of the blankets at the same time.
My babies are all back together!
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My babies are all back together!
Not much just anthropomorphizing everything I possibly can
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not much just anthropomorphizing everything I possibly can
I got scammed by a phone case company and I'm being very Tim Robinson about it and I'm not completely ashamed.
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I got scammed by a phone case company and I'm being very Tim Robinson about it and I'm not completely ashamed.
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You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer
with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation
Prumby: Drive What Cars You
with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation
Prumby: Drive What Cars You
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer
with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation
Prumby: Drive What Cars You
with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation
Prumby: Drive What Cars You
Horror movie about two people who can't decide which horror movie to watch UNTIL THEY DIE
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Horror movie about two people who can't decide which horror movie to watch UNTIL THEY DIE
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My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.
October 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.
It's hard to imagine in today's world of super fancy video games, but back in the day people used to get Pac Man Fever so bad that it would literally drive them insane.
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's hard to imagine in today's world of super fancy video games, but back in the day people used to get Pac Man Fever so bad that it would literally drive them insane.
If I was Tim Burton I would name my dog Beast of Burton
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I was Tim Burton I would name my dog Beast of Burton