Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
Still got one finger that doesn't work quite right and having fun exploring the amazing world of accidental keyboard shortcuts that cause chaotic, irreversible problems
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Still got one finger that doesn't work quite right and having fun exploring the amazing world of accidental keyboard shortcuts that cause chaotic, irreversible problems
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I think all the time about how every tech company desperately tried to get us on board with crypto/NFTs in 2022, including all those Super Bowl ads. They wasted a bunch of energy, spewed a bunch of emissions, got vulnerable people hooked on pyramid schemes, and then just pretended it didn't happen?
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I think all the time about how every tech company desperately tried to get us on board with crypto/NFTs in 2022, including all those Super Bowl ads. They wasted a bunch of energy, spewed a bunch of emissions, got vulnerable people hooked on pyramid schemes, and then just pretended it didn't happen?
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
- high quality tee shirt
- 10-40 small potatoes
- fistful of bugs
- vial of uranium
- dvd of Snakes On A Plane (2006)
- a collection of memes from fifteen years ago (rare/legendary drop)
- high quality tee shirt
- 10-40 small potatoes
- fistful of bugs
- vial of uranium
- dvd of Snakes On A Plane (2006)
- a collection of memes from fifteen years ago (rare/legendary drop)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-cracked coffee mug
-1/2 bag Fancy Coffee Beans
-dog hair (crafting/alchemy material)
-1-47 guitar picks
-roll of dog poop bags
-guitar with too many strings (rare/legendary drop)
-cracked coffee mug
-1/2 bag Fancy Coffee Beans
-dog hair (crafting/alchemy material)
-1-47 guitar picks
-roll of dog poop bags
-guitar with too many strings (rare/legendary drop)
Loots drops after defeating me:
-28p in random coins
-A tiny AliExpress camera full of found footage of cats
-a small set of nail art brushes
-a status ailment, "Furious Whimsy"
-more empty cans than should realistically fit into the human body
-a half full mug of cold tea
-28p in random coins
-A tiny AliExpress camera full of found footage of cats
-a small set of nail art brushes
-a status ailment, "Furious Whimsy"
-more empty cans than should realistically fit into the human body
-a half full mug of cold tea
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- high quality tee shirt
- 10-40 small potatoes
- fistful of bugs
- vial of uranium
- dvd of Snakes On A Plane (2006)
- a collection of memes from fifteen years ago (rare/legendary drop)
- high quality tee shirt
- 10-40 small potatoes
- fistful of bugs
- vial of uranium
- dvd of Snakes On A Plane (2006)
- a collection of memes from fifteen years ago (rare/legendary drop)
I just found the bluray of Phantom Menace I forgot we had and you KNOW I'm putting that shit on especially now that my TV is at eye level and the opening crawl makes WAY MORE SENSE than anything that's happening on EARTH right now
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I just found the bluray of Phantom Menace I forgot we had and you KNOW I'm putting that shit on especially now that my TV is at eye level and the opening crawl makes WAY MORE SENSE than anything that's happening on EARTH right now
I wish I had a job like owning a junkyard where everyone just expects you to be unpleasant and unscrupulous. Junkyard guys don't end sentences with smiley emojis because they're afraid someone might think they're mad
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I wish I had a job like owning a junkyard where everyone just expects you to be unpleasant and unscrupulous. Junkyard guys don't end sentences with smiley emojis because they're afraid someone might think they're mad
Ugh I can't believe I have to WAIT to find out what Jelly Roll thinks about politics
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Ugh I can't believe I have to WAIT to find out what Jelly Roll thinks about politics
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Everyone at TopatoCo supports today's ICE Out strike. Because we are a small business, we will be remaining open; however we will be donating 50% of our profits for today to the National Immigrant Justice Center. #IceOut
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Everyone at TopatoCo supports today's ICE Out strike. Because we are a small business, we will be remaining open; however we will be donating 50% of our profits for today to the National Immigrant Justice Center. #IceOut
Can you imagine some asshole lurching around saying "bah humbug" about everything in these modern days? He'd get his ass kicked immediately. If he yelled at some kid "what day is it?" the kid would just yell "skibidi toilet!" throw a Tide Pod at him and dab.
January 29, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Can you imagine some asshole lurching around saying "bah humbug" about everything in these modern days? He'd get his ass kicked immediately. If he yelled at some kid "what day is it?" the kid would just yell "skibidi toilet!" throw a Tide Pod at him and dab.
Oh my gosh, 2008 autocorrect was better than this annoying shit. Fuck off "writing tools" Can I just type a fucking sentence and if I get a word wrong maybe I'm doing it on porpoise
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Oh my gosh, 2008 autocorrect was better than this annoying shit. Fuck off "writing tools" Can I just type a fucking sentence and if I get a word wrong maybe I'm doing it on porpoise
The first thing I see is "POLICE-ISH" and it fits
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The first thing I see is "POLICE-ISH" and it fits
Getting really fed up with this "past me" person. Ever heard of "making a good decision?" Butthole
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Getting really fed up with this "past me" person. Ever heard of "making a good decision?" Butthole
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Keep it up. Delete ur tiktok accounts. Uninstall the tiktok app. For your own safety
TikTok uninstalls are reportedly up ~150% this week 📱
This follows the U.S. joint venture takeover
(via CNBC)
This follows the U.S. joint venture takeover
(via CNBC)
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Keep it up. Delete ur tiktok accounts. Uninstall the tiktok app. For your own safety
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🧡Never gonna give you up...❤️
Love is in the air! And we've got tons of merch to prove it! From spicy love to sweet love, even a bit of umami love too. Check it out! Our love for you could never let you down. Or run you around. Or tell a lie. Or-
topatoco.com/collections/...
Love is in the air! And we've got tons of merch to prove it! From spicy love to sweet love, even a bit of umami love too. Check it out! Our love for you could never let you down. Or run you around. Or tell a lie. Or-
topatoco.com/collections/...
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 PM
🧡Never gonna give you up...❤️
Love is in the air! And we've got tons of merch to prove it! From spicy love to sweet love, even a bit of umami love too. Check it out! Our love for you could never let you down. Or run you around. Or tell a lie. Or-
topatoco.com/collections/...
Love is in the air! And we've got tons of merch to prove it! From spicy love to sweet love, even a bit of umami love too. Check it out! Our love for you could never let you down. Or run you around. Or tell a lie. Or-
topatoco.com/collections/...
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Here's a press roundup for Perfect Tides: Station to Station, 1 day after release. A lot of really kind words!
meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...
Thanks to everyone who has been talking it up so far. Word of mouth makes a big difference to a game like this.
meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...
Thanks to everyone who has been talking it up so far. Word of mouth makes a big difference to a game like this.
Perfect Tides: Station to Station is OUT NOW! - Meredith Gran
You can get it here on Steam. And you can view the launch trailer here: The initial press has been very positive! Here’s a roundup of some of the
meredithgran.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Here's a press roundup for Perfect Tides: Station to Station, 1 day after release. A lot of really kind words!
meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...
Thanks to everyone who has been talking it up so far. Word of mouth makes a big difference to a game like this.
meredithgran.com/perfect-tide...
Thanks to everyone who has been talking it up so far. Word of mouth makes a big difference to a game like this.
This sticker could save you up to 30 minutes a day. topatoco.com/collections/...
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This sticker could save you up to 30 minutes a day. topatoco.com/collections/...
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It comes out tomorrow!!
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
It comes out tomorrow!!
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I am not a religious person and I don't care and they're being disingenuous anyway but the idea of heaven being crowded like it's the Delta Sky Club is so profoundly terrestrial like you have never had a transcendent moment in your life
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I am not a religious person and I don't care and they're being disingenuous anyway but the idea of heaven being crowded like it's the Delta Sky Club is so profoundly terrestrial like you have never had a transcendent moment in your life
Someone in New Hampshire has extraordinarily good tastes. topatoco.com/collections/...
January 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Someone in New Hampshire has extraordinarily good tastes. topatoco.com/collections/...
Measure twice, doubt the accuracy of your measurements, measure again, forget what it was, look for a pen, find a pen, forget where you put the tape measure, get a text, text back, get it together, measure again, write it down, saw blade is wobbly, search youtube for why is the blade wobbly, search
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Measure twice, doubt the accuracy of your measurements, measure again, forget what it was, look for a pen, find a pen, forget where you put the tape measure, get a text, text back, get it together, measure again, write it down, saw blade is wobbly, search youtube for why is the blade wobbly, search
It is NEW DISHWASHER DAY and I am hoppin around like a little round little rosy-cheek boy looking at a Christmas ham through a shop window. Poppin my suspenders and dancin a little jig. I'm gonna install the shit out of that thing and never ever use the stupid app that comes with it
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
It is NEW DISHWASHER DAY and I am hoppin around like a little round little rosy-cheek boy looking at a Christmas ham through a shop window. Poppin my suspenders and dancin a little jig. I'm gonna install the shit out of that thing and never ever use the stupid app that comes with it
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Signed up for a 5k on May 3. Possibly one of the most blindly optimistic things I've ever done.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Signed up for a 5k on May 3. Possibly one of the most blindly optimistic things I've ever done.