Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
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Hi new followers! If you don't already know I have a new game coming out on January 22nd! It's a narrative adventure set in the year 2003 where you are a young writer trying to make sense of the world:
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
Perfect Tides: Station to Station on Steam
A point n' click sequel to Perfect Tides about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex ...
store.steampowered.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hi new followers! If you don't already know I have a new game coming out on January 22nd! It's a narrative adventure set in the year 2003 where you are a young writer trying to make sense of the world:
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
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kill Roy Lichtenstein and the art aftermarket while we’re at it
Granted, I haven't worked steadily, but this "original painting" sold for $6,000,000, which is more than I've made in my entire working life. (The gag is by Derek or Steve… cleanups by Caleb Meurer and/or Heather Martinez).
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
kill Roy Lichtenstein and the art aftermarket while we’re at it
Kid Rock implies the existence of at least one Parent Rock
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Kid Rock implies the existence of at least one Parent Rock
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Did you just come back from a months-long Woods Wander and were shocked to find out today, the day you got back, is Christmas Eve?! Don't worry, we got you. Gift Cards are 15% off for the rest of the day with the code GIFTOFF15. It's like investing, but it's a sure thing, sort of. topa.to/giftcards
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Did you just come back from a months-long Woods Wander and were shocked to find out today, the day you got back, is Christmas Eve?! Don't worry, we got you. Gift Cards are 15% off for the rest of the day with the code GIFTOFF15. It's like investing, but it's a sure thing, sort of. topa.to/giftcards
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Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
It's not really Monday morning unless you're using your phone flashlight in a crawlspace and find a trail of blood and realize it's coming from your own hand
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's not really Monday morning unless you're using your phone flashlight in a crawlspace and find a trail of blood and realize it's coming from your own hand
I don't understand how THEY don't understand that releasing heavily redacted important information on Friday automatically makes it sketchy. It's Releasing Incriminating Files 101. They teach you this in Covering Up Incriminating Files School.
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't understand how THEY don't understand that releasing heavily redacted important information on Friday automatically makes it sketchy. It's Releasing Incriminating Files 101. They teach you this in Covering Up Incriminating Files School.
I'm so proud of the @topa.to team and grateful for the work they do! @vajayjayabrams.bsky.social @tomselleck69.bsky.social @squeatly.bsky.social Keane who is not on Bluesky. And everyone who pops in to help! Nicole, Jenezy, Jasper, Groundhog Dug. Thanks for making sure it all still works right!
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm so proud of the @topa.to team and grateful for the work they do! @vajayjayabrams.bsky.social @tomselleck69.bsky.social @squeatly.bsky.social Keane who is not on Bluesky. And everyone who pops in to help! Nicole, Jenezy, Jasper, Groundhog Dug. Thanks for making sure it all still works right!
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That’s a "WRAP"!
Thank you to everyone who ordered from us this season, and remember we’ll always be here any time of the year :)
May your holidays be awesomesauce and filled with epicness,
Love, 𝙏ℴ𝔭𝖆𝐭ℴ 𝑃ℴ𝐭𝖆𝐭ℴ (and the rest of us, too!!!)
Thank you to everyone who ordered from us this season, and remember we’ll always be here any time of the year :)
May your holidays be awesomesauce and filled with epicness,
Love, 𝙏ℴ𝔭𝖆𝐭ℴ 𝑃ℴ𝐭𝖆𝐭ℴ (and the rest of us, too!!!)
December 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That’s a "WRAP"!
Thank you to everyone who ordered from us this season, and remember we’ll always be here any time of the year :)
May your holidays be awesomesauce and filled with epicness,
Love, 𝙏ℴ𝔭𝖆𝐭ℴ 𝑃ℴ𝐭𝖆𝐭ℴ (and the rest of us, too!!!)
Thank you to everyone who ordered from us this season, and remember we’ll always be here any time of the year :)
May your holidays be awesomesauce and filled with epicness,
Love, 𝙏ℴ𝔭𝖆𝐭ℴ 𝑃ℴ𝐭𝖆𝐭ℴ (and the rest of us, too!!!)
'I'll be back!" Shrieked The Terminator, his nude muscles glistening in the moonlight. "You can bet your bottom dollar." Then he scurried away, robotically.
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
'I'll be back!" Shrieked The Terminator, his nude muscles glistening in the moonlight. "You can bet your bottom dollar." Then he scurried away, robotically.
I mean, I did too but I'm not sending a bunch of people unsolicited emails about it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I mean, I did too but I'm not sending a bunch of people unsolicited emails about it.
There are two types of people, those who like it hot but can't tell how hot til they try, and those who like it hot so they turn up the heat til they fry. So basically there is one kind of person and they're burnt to a crisp!
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There are two types of people, those who like it hot but can't tell how hot til they try, and those who like it hot so they turn up the heat til they fry. So basically there is one kind of person and they're burnt to a crisp!
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placeholder art is supposed to look like this. you're supposed to make it in 5 seconds.
it's a crucial part of the process because a placeholder will often be remarkably similar to the final art/text, because you were unburdened by bigger details when you made it.
it's a crucial part of the process because a placeholder will often be remarkably similar to the final art/text, because you were unburdened by bigger details when you made it.
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
placeholder art is supposed to look like this. you're supposed to make it in 5 seconds.
it's a crucial part of the process because a placeholder will often be remarkably similar to the final art/text, because you were unburdened by bigger details when you made it.
it's a crucial part of the process because a placeholder will often be remarkably similar to the final art/text, because you were unburdened by bigger details when you made it.
Are landlords supposed to do this? It seems creepy and weird, right?
![This morning, Tuesday, December 16, 2025, starting at roughly 10:00AM, the occupant of [redacted] at the [redacted] will be evicted from the premises.
You should expect to see representatives of the [redacted] County Sheriff's Department and possibly [redacted] Police as well, along with a crew from a local moving and storage company.
I suspect we will be there for several hours.
Simultaneously, she will be Trespassed for all of the properties I own on [redacted] here in [redacted]. In the future, should you happen see her in the building or even outside in the parking lot please let me know.
[redacted]
Managing Partner](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5onccce6xnadm5ooqeratqe4/bafkreihigie2frgs6ssp5cip4fdl6ttrg5n4yy2fghgu7ktfzbrybd6wza@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Are landlords supposed to do this? It seems creepy and weird, right?
Love to have Video Game Night that mostly involves waiting for Game Updates to download
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Love to have Video Game Night that mostly involves waiting for Game Updates to download
"That's enough internet for today," he mutters again for the third time in a 15 minute period.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"That's enough internet for today," he mutters again for the third time in a 15 minute period.
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PAFF STICKS! I mean uh, STAFF PICKS!
There are so, so many items on our website but here are just a few that we at the warehouse really love! Check them out.... if you dare.... 😈
topatoco.com/collections/...
There are so, so many items on our website but here are just a few that we at the warehouse really love! Check them out.... if you dare.... 😈
topatoco.com/collections/...
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
PAFF STICKS! I mean uh, STAFF PICKS!
There are so, so many items on our website but here are just a few that we at the warehouse really love! Check them out.... if you dare.... 😈
topatoco.com/collections/...
There are so, so many items on our website but here are just a few that we at the warehouse really love! Check them out.... if you dare.... 😈
topatoco.com/collections/...
Not only is everybody working for the weekend, they're also going off the deep end. An entire working class, unfulfilled, all on the brink of insanity. The only surprising thing is the infrequency of events like the Mangione assassination.
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not only is everybody working for the weekend, they're also going off the deep end. An entire working class, unfulfilled, all on the brink of insanity. The only surprising thing is the infrequency of events like the Mangione assassination.
Once again the award for Coolest Generation goes to Gen X.
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Once again the award for Coolest Generation goes to Gen X.
I like my women how I like my orchestral manoeuvres... in the dark.
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I like my women how I like my orchestral manoeuvres... in the dark.
Cause of death: 15 minute beginner kettlebell workout
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Cause of death: 15 minute beginner kettlebell workout
I like my women how I like my roasts: Epic and vulgar
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I like my women how I like my roasts: Epic and vulgar
Hark! the herald angels sing,
"Bring this baby goop and bling"
"Bring this baby goop and bling"
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hark! the herald angels sing,
"Bring this baby goop and bling"
"Bring this baby goop and bling"
I have been looking for something small and expensive in my house for over an hour and with each passing second my hatred for every dumb little bullshit object I don't even know why I still have burns with the intensity of a million suns
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I have been looking for something small and expensive in my house for over an hour and with each passing second my hatred for every dumb little bullshit object I don't even know why I still have burns with the intensity of a million suns