This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.
Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
ME: A tortoise? What's that?
BLADE RUNNER: You know what a turtle is?
ME: No
BLADE RUNNER: Oh. Usually, that clarifies it. Uh… hear of an armadillo?
ME: Huh?
BLADE RUNNER: Iguana?
ME: Can we talk about my mother now
ME: A tortoise? What's that?
BLADE RUNNER: You know what a turtle is?
ME: No
BLADE RUNNER: Oh. Usually, that clarifies it. Uh… hear of an armadillo?
ME: Huh?
BLADE RUNNER: Iguana?
ME: Can we talk about my mother now
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
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Hello! I am my own hand squeezing my umbilical cord, followed closely by my own intestine trying to make a break for it.
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
Hi, I'm the fireball from the kitchen oven
Hello! I am my own hand squeezing my umbilical cord, followed closely by my own intestine trying to make a break for it.
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”