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Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
I've been doing this job for 1700 years and today is the first day someone pronounced "Topatoco" correctly (aka the way I pronounce it).
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I did an interview with @davidhallerwrites.bsky.social that you may enjoy; I talk about a few things I don't think I have talked about before. Plus, enjoy a huge picture of my fast-collapsing middle-aged face which I do not even hide with a beard. www.davidhallerwrites.com/post/freeze-...
Freeze Frame: John Allison on the Realities of Living the Dream
Credits: John AllisonJohn Allison has forged his own unique path from novice freelancer to Eisner Award winner through a career defined by perseverance and experimentation. Within this article, he dis...
www.davidhallerwrites.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Just found out my plumber is a Juggalo and I'm SO relieved.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Being entertained by The Entertainment Boys
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I understand some people consider them necessary.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pivoting to this sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hey wait a minute Axel Foley's jacket is number 67, this MUST be what they're talking about.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It is true that 21 years ago I lived in an apartment and started a company! Zero bankruptcies so far. Thank you!
Can you believe it has been TWENTY-ONE years since TopatoCo started? In @wigu.org 's apartment no less! Now he lives in a parade-sized potato balloon that we can NOT release him from, he keeps asking but oh well!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday to us!
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I went to dollar tree and bought 22 prayer candles and was not the weirdest person in there BY A LOT.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can you die from having the same song stuck in your head for too long? "How Much I Feel" by Ambrosia has been going for like 2 weeks and it's starting to feel like a horror movie
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
New shirt! The perfect thing for anyone who doesn't live in abject chaos. topato.co/collections/...
Cable Management Shirt PRE-ORDER
LIVE BY THE ZIP TIE, DIE BY TEH ZIP TIE. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo.
topato.co
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
>> types "Have a goon evening!"
>> hits send
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Please vote today if that's an option, especially if Dog Catcher is on the ballot. It could mean the difference between an evil Dog Catcher and a nice one.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ah yes, pitch fuckin black out at 5:24pm. Let the games begin
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Wife's outta town, time to crack open the youtube Watch Later playlist 😈
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWE'EN FELLOW CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS 🎃 we have the Most Spookiest Collection of all time on our site and it is for You, specifically! (and the thing that lurks behind you when you're not looking😍)

topatoco.com/collections/...
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Love to be imagining something and my internal dialogue goes "imagine that" and I'm like "that's what I'm DOING, dipshit." I'm allowed to drive and vote
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Getting the septic tank pumped and asked the guy how's it going and he said "pretty shitty!" There's a little septic tank pumper guy humor for ya to brighten up that Monday.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So tired of trying to figure out if any art that looks halfway decent is Ai and tired of verification codes and tired of blocking notifications and not allowing cookies and also paying too much for the whole fucking thing. It's ruined
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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🎶 My muñequita
My Mushroom Kingdom Rosalina
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Rob Thomas "Smooth" voice
🎶 Out from the barrio
It's-a me my name is a-Mario
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's your Rock n' Roll Fantasy and the first thing you can think of is some JESTERS? A jester wouldn't be allowed within a hundred MILES of MY rock n' roll fantasy. Bro what is wrong with you
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM