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Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
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Please vote today if that's an option, especially if Dog Catcher is on the ballot. It could mean the difference between an evil Dog Catcher and a nice one.
Doug Mulder the dog reluctantly sporting an I VOTED TODAY sticky
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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My babies are all back together!
Three pallet jacks, one a big stacker, the other an old manual and an electric walk behind
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Thank you once again for the coffee, Coffee Duck. Praise be unto Coffee Duck.
A coffee maker with googly eyes on it and part of it sticks out like a little beak
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Suffering from a lifelong, flagrant hankering for a hunk of cheese because of this fucking guy?
A weird old cartoon cowboy called Timer that used to tell kids to eat cheese during Saturday morning cartoons
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Moments before my son, Doug Mulder, knocked over one of the mushrooms with his butt.
A weird little mushroom patch and a little white dog sniffing one of the mushrooms
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Prevent unwanted and embarrassing self-hoisting with PetardGard™ coming this holiday season from TopatoCo
a robust man in a top hat wearing a Rube Goldberg contraption labeled PETARDGARD™
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Could LSP be the key?
A diagram that kinda looks like directions for two Lumpy Space Princesses to perform some sort of action together. One of them appears embarrassed and the other appears to be falling in love
September 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I'm gonna make these and stick em on cop cars and get arrested and it'll be a whole ass thing but entirely worth it.
sticker that says CAUTION THIS VEHICLE SUCKS ASS
September 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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This is the best movie I've ever seen
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Carl from aqua teen
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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In their favorite spot!
Doug Mulder and his friend Howard the dog sitting in the sun on the hot tub cover
August 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Bears, I am trying to like you but you're making it hard.
Goddamn bear dragged trash all across the driveway
July 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Finally figured out what this little plastic folding chair is for. It's an egg chair, obviously
A little egg sitting in a little folding chair
July 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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It is Friday
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Splendid News! This is a now shirt you can buy! Also re-released: The "Where Brooklyn At?" shirt, and a very political shirt I've been sitting on since 2017 with a message that's going to change EVERYTHING. topa.to/wigu
Black Shirt: ADD TO CART engraved on a tombstone. Black Shirt: A guy who looks like Biggie Smalls reading a map that says WHERE BROOKLYN AT? His head is plagued by floating question marks. Navy Blue Shirt: A really good drawing of a plane that says AIR FORCE ONE on it, with the caption MORE LIKE CLOWN PLANE
July 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Heh heh
A picture of a tombstone and the engraving says "add to cart"
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Mulder likes to ride in the wayback now!
Doug Mulder the dog sitting in the recessed rear area of the car hatchback and Howard the dog perched up toward the front
July 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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but also, people shouldn't be allowed to drive cars
Someone ran over my cool traffic cone and dragged it down the road for a while I guess and just left it there but KC found it
July 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"Do not double stack"
Pallets double stacked, flipped over so they can't be unloaded
July 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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See this is what the sticker was originally going to say but I couldn't fit all the words on it. Anyway this note clears it all up. topatoco.com/products/wig...
weird note that says "DEAR NEIGHBOR, I READ YOUR BUMPER STICKER THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT I'D ANSWER YOUR QUESTION THIS MORNING, WHICH WAS "WHY DOES A LOVING GOD ALLOW SUCH AGONY". I'D LIKE TO ENCOURAGE YOU BY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT GOD GAVE US FREE WILL, AND WE WALL KNOW OUR DECISIONS HAVE CONSEQUENSES (WHETHER THEY ARE GOOD OR BAD - CONSEQUENCES NONE THE LESS). HE ALSO DESIGNED THIS WORLD TO BE PERFECT. HE GAVE US FREE WILL SO TAHT WE COULD CHOSE TO LOVE HIM AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. TRUE LOVE IS A CHOICE. AND ALTHOUGH WE MAKE MISTAKES WHICH END UP CAUSING (CONT'D ON NEXT PIC) AGONY (UNINTELLIGIBLE) THIS ISN'T GOD'S (UNINTELLIGIBLE) HUMANS. DO WE BLAME A GUN SOMEONE KILLS SOMEONE ELSE... CAR MANUFACTURER IF SOMEONE GETS IN AN ACCIDENT. NO IT'S THE OPERATOR'S FAULT. ANYWAYS I HOPE THIS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION! LOVE ALWAYS, YOUR NEIGHBOR <3 the sticker which says "HOW AM I DRIVING / HOW DOES AN ENGINGE EVEN WORK / HOW DOES A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY"
July 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Got a full crew yet again and a passenger! What kinda wild adventures are these rascals gonna get up to?
A pool skimmer robot with four Admiral Ackbar action figures bravely running it (Arsenio - Navigation, Aiden - Engineering, Ashton - cook, and Old Arsenio + Commanding Officer) and also a Hammerhead action figure who is along for the ride (whose legal name is Momaw Nadon)
June 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This thing keeps giving it new ways to have fun. Huge return on investment honestly.
Admiral Ackbar and his friend Hammerhead find themselves suddenly in Jurassic Park under a helicopter's spotlight! Action figures, inside the packaging for the Jurassic World Uno Attack game in which you get a little plastic dinosaur head that you load cards into and instead of drawing a card from a pile when you can't put a card down you tap down on the dinosaur's nose and there's a random chance it will spit a random number of cards at you! But at most like, 6
June 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Weedmaster p comes in the room shaking saying guys. They're making a new adventgers movie. I just seen the commercial for it. Panel 2 Weedmaster P says I'm nerdgasming Holly replies gross. In the panel 3. weedMaster p says I'm having a nerdgasm and from off panel someone says go to the bathroom
June 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Oh wait, this is better.
Bumper Sticker that reads: I'D RATHER BE NOT GIVIN' A SHIT ABOUT THINGS I _CAN_ CONTROL
June 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM