Stephen Cauldron
@evencauldron.bsky.social
Nonprofit comms, opinions about soccer and baseball as institutions.
What if Norwich City just opted out of having a manager altogether, becoming the first anarchist side in the EFL? Like Lord of the Flies on the pitch.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What if Norwich City just opted out of having a manager altogether, becoming the first anarchist side in the EFL? Like Lord of the Flies on the pitch.
Without fail, the Washington Wizards will be up by 5 at the end of the first quarter, and down by 25 at the end of the 3rd quarter.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Without fail, the Washington Wizards will be up by 5 at the end of the first quarter, and down by 25 at the end of the 3rd quarter.
Does anyone think there are maybe too many gray courts in the NBA or am I just an old man yelling at clouds?
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Does anyone think there are maybe too many gray courts in the NBA or am I just an old man yelling at clouds?
The joy I feel when the Wizards are winning in the second half of a game reminds me of how I felt whenever the Orioles won in 2019. Every win felt like the playoffs. What a way to live.
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The joy I feel when the Wizards are winning in the second half of a game reminds me of how I felt whenever the Orioles won in 2019. Every win felt like the playoffs. What a way to live.
It happened! They won a game!
The Washington Wizards are in the lead in a basketball game! Saving this to check later.
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It happened! They won a game!
The Washington Wizards are in the lead in a basketball game! Saving this to check later.
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Washington Wizards are in the lead in a basketball game! Saving this to check later.
Okay I’m getting back into following the NBA after many delinquent years and this Houston Rockets vs. OKC Thunder game is absolutely insane.
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Okay I’m getting back into following the NBA after many delinquent years and this Houston Rockets vs. OKC Thunder game is absolutely insane.
I'm trying to make a Battle.net account so I can play World of Warcraft with a friend but the CAPTCHA test has told me I'm not human so many times that I'm starting to question it myself.
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm trying to make a Battle.net account so I can play World of Warcraft with a friend but the CAPTCHA test has told me I'm not human so many times that I'm starting to question it myself.
Also paging David Rubinstein, new collectible item just dropped. Imagine our guy owning the Orioles, some Magna Cartas, and The Smiths.
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
Morrissey Says He's Selling "The Smiths" To "Any Interested Party"
One of the most common surnames in the English-speaking world can now be exclusively yours. Morrissey is selling the rights to the Smiths’ name, likeness, and intellectual property to “any interested ...
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September 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Also paging David Rubinstein, new collectible item just dropped. Imagine our guy owning the Orioles, some Magna Cartas, and The Smiths.
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
Is there any chance of the Attanasio family buying The Smiths and starting Johnny Marr as a midfielder in place of Marcelino Nunez? #NCFC 🟡🟢
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
Morrissey Says He's Selling "The Smiths" To "Any Interested Party"
One of the most common surnames in the English-speaking world can now be exclusively yours. Morrissey is selling the rights to the Smiths’ name, likeness, and intellectual property to “any interested ...
www.stereogum.com
September 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Is there any chance of the Attanasio family buying The Smiths and starting Johnny Marr as a midfielder in place of Marcelino Nunez? #NCFC 🟡🟢
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
www.stereogum.com/2321710/morr...
Guys I think I might be bad at FPL.
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Guys I think I might be bad at FPL.
My favorite Australian rock band! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Op...
August 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My favorite Australian rock band! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Op...
I’m at Camden Yards for the O’s Hall of Fame induction and Adam Jones is the best guy in the world.
August 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m at Camden Yards for the O’s Hall of Fame induction and Adam Jones is the best guy in the world.
I just told my wife that Coby Mayo gets to go to a wedding in Italy because his brother is engaged to Jesus Luzardo’s fiancée’s sister and she said “How nice!” That’s baseball, folks.
I love listening to baseball on the radio because announcers have enough time to talk in depth about the friendship of Coby Mayo and Jesus Luzardo. #Orioles
August 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I just told my wife that Coby Mayo gets to go to a wedding in Italy because his brother is engaged to Jesus Luzardo’s fiancée’s sister and she said “How nice!” That’s baseball, folks.
I love listening to baseball on the radio because announcers have enough time to talk in depth about the friendship of Coby Mayo and Jesus Luzardo. #Orioles
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love listening to baseball on the radio because announcers have enough time to talk in depth about the friendship of Coby Mayo and Jesus Luzardo. #Orioles
Just 50 more prospects lads and we’ll compete in 2032.
Imagine having the core of talent Mike Elias has and finding yourself selling off like this. Just complete baseball malpractice in Baltimore over the past year.
August 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just 50 more prospects lads and we’ll compete in 2032.
Reposted by Stephen Cauldron
Imagine having the core of talent Mike Elias has and finding yourself selling off like this. Just complete baseball malpractice in Baltimore over the past year.
July 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Imagine having the core of talent Mike Elias has and finding yourself selling off like this. Just complete baseball malpractice in Baltimore over the past year.
“Mike Elias sells Camden Yards to finance new Broadway play No, No, Nanette”
July 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Mike Elias sells Camden Yards to finance new Broadway play No, No, Nanette”
Always entertaining, always in our hearts, always inescapable.
July 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Always entertaining, always in our hearts, always inescapable.