Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
My favourite Beautiful South song about camping is Perfect Tent!
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January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
My favourite Beautiful South song about camping is Perfect Tent!
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
Is there a word for that feeling where you really fancy some quality doom scrolling time / socials etc and your phone is low on power and you can’t be arsed to charge it so you just watch your phone battery die instead?
January 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Is there a word for that feeling where you really fancy some quality doom scrolling time / socials etc and your phone is low on power and you can’t be arsed to charge it so you just watch your phone battery die instead?
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
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Don't be sad. He'll be back in the shower in a couple of weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Don't be sad. He'll be back in the shower in a couple of weeks.
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Thinking of starting the new year by booking a trip in a tropical paradise? If you want a holiday stay on the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica in the middle of secondary rainforest with views like the one below (or you know somebody who would) take a look at our Casita:
airbnb.com/h/casitaanya
airbnb.com/h/casitaanya
Dome in Hone Creek · ★New · 1 bedroom · 1 bed · 1 bath
Casita Anya
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January 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Thinking of starting the new year by booking a trip in a tropical paradise? If you want a holiday stay on the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica in the middle of secondary rainforest with views like the one below (or you know somebody who would) take a look at our Casita:
airbnb.com/h/casitaanya
airbnb.com/h/casitaanya
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Vodka powered dancing in a confined space is ill-advised. You should've taken yourself off to a derelict factory like Kevin Bacon where nothing could possibly go wrong.
January 3, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Vodka powered dancing in a confined space is ill-advised. You should've taken yourself off to a derelict factory like Kevin Bacon where nothing could possibly go wrong.
Still, in good news there’s a Cat Power cover of Nothing Compares 2 U out soon.
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Still, in good news there’s a Cat Power cover of Nothing Compares 2 U out soon.
Regretting now my late night decision to have a vodka powered dance around my kitchen whilst washing up…
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Regretting now my late night decision to have a vodka powered dance around my kitchen whilst washing up…
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Cancel the World Cup. Cancel the Olympics. Isolate this evil nation now.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Cancel the World Cup. Cancel the Olympics. Isolate this evil nation now.
You gotta fight for a shite in Parli….
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 AM
You gotta fight for a shite in Parli….
Day 2 - a song that begins with B
Babe I Know - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats
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Babe I Know - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats
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January 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Day 2 - a song that begins with B
Babe I Know - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats
youtu.be/1rhV6xv8mL0?...
Babe I Know - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats
youtu.be/1rhV6xv8mL0?...
One position on a 22 night stand.
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
One position on a 22 night stand.
Flat rate joke here
how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Flat rate joke here
Another month, another #musicchallenge
#davidsmonthofmusic
Day 1: A song that begins with A.
Cate Le Bon - Are You With Me Now?
youtu.be/KdIZ0V91Rvg?...
#davidsmonthofmusic
Day 1: A song that begins with A.
Cate Le Bon - Are You With Me Now?
youtu.be/KdIZ0V91Rvg?...
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Another month, another #musicchallenge
#davidsmonthofmusic
Day 1: A song that begins with A.
Cate Le Bon - Are You With Me Now?
youtu.be/KdIZ0V91Rvg?...
#davidsmonthofmusic
Day 1: A song that begins with A.
Cate Le Bon - Are You With Me Now?
youtu.be/KdIZ0V91Rvg?...
No one played Jenga after 9/11 with the same giddy innocence.
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
No one played Jenga after 9/11 with the same giddy innocence.
Just had a Happy New Year text from Domino’s. Who says capitalism sucks? Thanks pizza guys!
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Just had a Happy New Year text from Domino’s. Who says capitalism sucks? Thanks pizza guys!
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What was your biggest impact in the internet?
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 AM
What was your biggest impact in the internet?
Absent mindedly just ate a fistful of Matchmakers then so that’s the new healthy me dead in the water already.
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Absent mindedly just ate a fistful of Matchmakers then so that’s the new healthy me dead in the water already.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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