Fourfoot
@fourfoot.bsky.social
Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
Singing Chagos Plays Pop to an audience of no one.
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Singing Chagos Plays Pop to an audience of no one.
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"Yer man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off, so he is".
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"Yer man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off, so he is".
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“Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Brooklyn and Nicola to the dance floor as they share their first dance as a married couple.”
Victoria:
Victoria:
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Brooklyn and Nicola to the dance floor as they share their first dance as a married couple.”
Victoria:
Victoria:
“Johnnys in the basement thinking about the government, Elizabeth’s in the studio making keep fit videos.”
January 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“Johnnys in the basement thinking about the government, Elizabeth’s in the studio making keep fit videos.”
‘There is one story we never tell’: will old family photos bring joy to my ailing mother – or remind us of dark secrets? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘There is one story we never tell’: will old family photos bring joy to my ailing mother – or remind us of dark secrets?
As Alzheimer’s tightens its grip, we have started making our way through the hundreds of albums in my childhood home. But some are too painful to revisit
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
‘There is one story we never tell’: will old family photos bring joy to my ailing mother – or remind us of dark secrets? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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I wrote and posted this at a terrible time so I'm going to bump it at an equally terrible time because I'm brilliant at this self promo shit!
Today I'm going on about how @therapyofficial.bsky.social released the best album of 1998
Today I'm going on about how @therapyofficial.bsky.social released the best album of 1998
It's lunchtime on Blue Monday (not a thing) who wants to read about the best album of 1998 and the worst year of my life ?
What I Listened To In A Year Part 9
1998 was the worst year of my life. 1998 was the worst year of my life so far. My very first actual girlfriend was pregnant, swore me to secrecy and then dumped me. I wasn't there for the birth as I was in bed with another girl. I didn't see my daughter until she was a few months old. To my eternal shame I can't even tell you how old she was when I first saw her in anything other than a photograph.
prozacandwhimsy.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I wrote and posted this at a terrible time so I'm going to bump it at an equally terrible time because I'm brilliant at this self promo shit!
Today I'm going on about how @therapyofficial.bsky.social released the best album of 1998
Today I'm going on about how @therapyofficial.bsky.social released the best album of 1998
Well, I didn’t have “sudden burst of sympathy for Brooklyn Beckham” in my calendar for this week.
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Well, I didn’t have “sudden burst of sympathy for Brooklyn Beckham” in my calendar for this week.
Just shouted a monstrously loud c-bomb at a speeding motorist. #environment
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Just shouted a monstrously loud c-bomb at a speeding motorist. #environment
“Until someone shoots that mad orange cunt in the face no one is safe from him.”
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“Until someone shoots that mad orange cunt in the face no one is safe from him.”
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
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The Edwinsford Arms in Talley.. where me and my mate would take on a steak known as Buffalo Bill, 48oz of heaven, AND if the plate was cleared you didn’t pay for it! The landlord stopped serving it to us after the fourth victory in six months, the miserable get!
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The Edwinsford Arms in Talley.. where me and my mate would take on a steak known as Buffalo Bill, 48oz of heaven, AND if the plate was cleared you didn’t pay for it! The landlord stopped serving it to us after the fourth victory in six months, the miserable get!
Stretching the definition of restaurant to include cafe just so I can eulogise once more Carmarthen’s lost jewel, the Morris Tea Rooms. Breakfasts as unhealthy as they were delicious, accompanied by pots of tea that broke all health and safety standards. And the best custard slices in the world too.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Stretching the definition of restaurant to include cafe just so I can eulogise once more Carmarthen’s lost jewel, the Morris Tea Rooms. Breakfasts as unhealthy as they were delicious, accompanied by pots of tea that broke all health and safety standards. And the best custard slices in the world too.
The Wagatha Christie approach to international relations.
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 AM
The Wagatha Christie approach to international relations.
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The Hi-5 - Did you have to rub it in? [US, garagefolk, live for TV] (1966)
https://redd.it/7wexk8
https://youtu.be/0iDgsGSO9OE
https://redd.it/7wexk8
https://youtu.be/0iDgsGSO9OE
The Hi-5 - Did you have to rub it in? [US, garagefolk, live for TV] (1966)
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January 19, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The Hi-5 - Did you have to rub it in? [US, garagefolk, live for TV] (1966)
https://redd.it/7wexk8
https://youtu.be/0iDgsGSO9OE
https://redd.it/7wexk8
https://youtu.be/0iDgsGSO9OE
Morocco tried to kill me on my honeymoon but I’d still like them to get an equaliser.
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Morocco tried to kill me on my honeymoon but I’d still like them to get an equaliser.
Oh the referee has absolutely home decisioned this. Good lord. Disallowed a perfectly good 90th minute winner for Senegal and given the softest of penalties at the death to Morocco…
January 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Oh the referee has absolutely home decisioned this. Good lord. Disallowed a perfectly good 90th minute winner for Senegal and given the softest of penalties at the death to Morocco…
Fair play. This is what we do. Absolute dogshit performance when we have a chance to do something massive.
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Fair play. This is what we do. Absolute dogshit performance when we have a chance to do something massive.
How the fuck has Garner not got a second yellow card there? And straight away Everton score. Absolute bent ref again. Fucking same bullshit as against The North London Cunts.
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
How the fuck has Garner not got a second yellow card there? And straight away Everton score. Absolute bent ref again. Fucking same bullshit as against The North London Cunts.
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3 5 0 1 2 5 go
Not sure he'd have been the best tactically
Not sure he'd have been the best tactically
Imagine if Ian Rush had been the singer of Joy Division and Ian Curtis had been Liverpool’s centre forward. #imagine
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 PM
3 5 0 1 2 5 go
Not sure he'd have been the best tactically
Not sure he'd have been the best tactically
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Of course these days it would be the Joy Championship. #thesedays
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Of course these days it would be the Joy Championship. #thesedays
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Waaaalk, in siiiilence
Back to the dressiiiing roooom, in siiiiilence
What a siiiiter
And you miiiiised it
Couldn't hit a coooows aaaaarssse
With a baaaaanjooooo
Back to the dressiiiing roooom, in siiiiilence
What a siiiiter
And you miiiiised it
Couldn't hit a coooows aaaaarssse
With a baaaaanjooooo
Imagine if Ian Rush had been the singer of Joy Division and Ian Curtis had been Liverpool’s centre forward. #imagine
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Waaaalk, in siiiilence
Back to the dressiiiing roooom, in siiiiilence
What a siiiiter
And you miiiiised it
Couldn't hit a coooows aaaaarssse
With a baaaaanjooooo
Back to the dressiiiing roooom, in siiiiilence
What a siiiiter
And you miiiiised it
Couldn't hit a coooows aaaaarssse
With a baaaaanjooooo
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'As always, a European night at Anfield has a very special atmosphere.'
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
'As always, a European night at Anfield has a very special atmosphere.'