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Anyone else get proper depressed around new year? 🥲
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Anyone else get proper depressed around new year? 🥲
Why’s my fortune cookie a bit suggestive?
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Why’s my fortune cookie a bit suggestive?
And we go live to Grace:
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
And we go live to Grace:
The photo the neighbours took of us vs the photo we took of them
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The photo the neighbours took of us vs the photo we took of them
My dress is sort of giving Victorian woman in mourning
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My dress is sort of giving Victorian woman in mourning
New addition to the rug
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
New addition to the rug
Woken up with a huge spot on my nose and I’m getting my eyebrow tattoo redone after many years so I’ll be walking around this this today
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Woken up with a huge spot on my nose and I’m getting my eyebrow tattoo redone after many years so I’ll be walking around this this today
This morning’s visitor
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This morning’s visitor
Rewatching the first series of the Night Manager before starting the new series and I forgot how stressed Jonathan and Jed’s love affair makes me
December 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Rewatching the first series of the Night Manager before starting the new series and I forgot how stressed Jonathan and Jed’s love affair makes me
Another oven shelf burn to add to the collection
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Another oven shelf burn to add to the collection
Seeing Sydney Sweeney:
Boobs… and evilness
Boobs… and evilness
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Seeing Sydney Sweeney:
Boobs… and evilness
Boobs… and evilness
Throwback to this Christmas tragedy
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Throwback to this Christmas tragedy
Just a reminder that we don’t own cats
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Just a reminder that we don’t own cats
The Americans can come for me but I absolutely love bread sauce. Just inject it into my veins
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Americans can come for me but I absolutely love bread sauce. Just inject it into my veins
People over at Twitter angry about this tweet
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
People over at Twitter angry about this tweet
Me: I don’t hold grudges.
Also me:
Also me:
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me: I don’t hold grudges.
Also me:
Also me:
Reposted by Grace
‘And Jan, who did NOT have to wait impatiently in a supermarket…’
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
‘And Jan, who did NOT have to wait impatiently in a supermarket…’
Found this photo of me and my mum from last night lol
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Found this photo of me and my mum from last night lol
I need to stop calling this woke milk cos I accidentally keep saying it around people who don’t get I’m taking the piss
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I need to stop calling this woke milk cos I accidentally keep saying it around people who don’t get I’m taking the piss
@kathyburke.bsky.social my Christmas present! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
@kathyburke.bsky.social my Christmas present! Merry Christmas!