Scott Innes
@flyinginside.bsky.social
Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
Wisdom from the old man
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Wisdom from the old man
Feeling full to bursting, then someone cracks out the Lindor
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Feeling full to bursting, then someone cracks out the Lindor
A few years ago my Mum asked my Dad for a Ted Baker watch for Christmas - he did get her one but told us on Christmas Day how he’d initially struggled to find it before realising he had spent some time googling ‘Fred West watch’ by mistake.
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A few years ago my Mum asked my Dad for a Ted Baker watch for Christmas - he did get her one but told us on Christmas Day how he’d initially struggled to find it before realising he had spent some time googling ‘Fred West watch’ by mistake.
My poor Dad has shingles for Christmas, but I’m pleased to report having called him just now that he still diligently performed his Dad duties and crowbarred a reference to ‘shingle bells’ into the conversation within thirty seconds
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My poor Dad has shingles for Christmas, but I’m pleased to report having called him just now that he still diligently performed his Dad duties and crowbarred a reference to ‘shingle bells’ into the conversation within thirty seconds
A lot of pressure on the birthday boy
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A lot of pressure on the birthday boy
Luna and Björn ready for Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Luna and Björn ready for Christmas
RIP. Really sad news
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
RIP. Really sad news
Always pleasant to start the day with a rude customer
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Always pleasant to start the day with a rude customer
Brutal afternoon ahead for the Newcastle squad
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Brutal afternoon ahead for the Newcastle squad
Some tasty-looking ties there
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Some tasty-looking ties there
Reminiscing about the Derby County team of the ‘90s
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reminiscing about the Derby County team of the ‘90s
I really thought I was past the point of being shocked by anything Trump posts online but he’s proved me wrong today. God almighty.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I really thought I was past the point of being shocked by anything Trump posts online but he’s proved me wrong today. God almighty.
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I knew his response to this was going to be one of the worst things he ever posted and somehow, it was even worse than I imagined it could be.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I knew his response to this was going to be one of the worst things he ever posted and somehow, it was even worse than I imagined it could be.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
It says everything about me that as a kid I read a book about a boy who wanted to be a footballer but who was terrified of scoring an own goal. I didn’t follow football back then and interpreted this to mean ‘scoring a goal all on your own’ and assumed his fear was of being the centre of attention.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It says everything about me that as a kid I read a book about a boy who wanted to be a footballer but who was terrified of scoring an own goal. I didn’t follow football back then and interpreted this to mean ‘scoring a goal all on your own’ and assumed his fear was of being the centre of attention.
‘This “Roy Hodgson” must be some sort of god over there’
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
‘This “Roy Hodgson” must be some sort of god over there’
Ayden Heaven is, for me, the greatest footballer to be almost named after Queen’s final studio album.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ayden Heaven is, for me, the greatest footballer to be almost named after Queen’s final studio album.
‘More to follow’ feels a bit optimistic for Scotland
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
‘More to follow’ feels a bit optimistic for Scotland
Rob Hawthorne commentating on Leeds v Liverpool for Sky tonight, just as he was 30 years ago when Yeboah scored that goal in 1995
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rob Hawthorne commentating on Leeds v Liverpool for Sky tonight, just as he was 30 years ago when Yeboah scored that goal in 1995
Leeds v Liverpool feels like a classic, comforting Premier League fixture on a chilly December evening. Don’t forget to leave a mince pie out for Mark Viduka.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Leeds v Liverpool feels like a classic, comforting Premier League fixture on a chilly December evening. Don’t forget to leave a mince pie out for Mark Viduka.
My father-in-law saying ‘Thank-you, Tina’ after every instruction from the satnav - apparently named after Tina Turner because ‘she tells me when to turn’
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My father-in-law saying ‘Thank-you, Tina’ after every instruction from the satnav - apparently named after Tina Turner because ‘she tells me when to turn’
‘And now, to make the World Cup draw, please welcome our guest of honour…’
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
‘And now, to make the World Cup draw, please welcome our guest of honour…’