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Chris Webb
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Welsh Kiwi. Nice ear lobes.
I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social
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Me, every time my daughter says "Dad! Dad! Watch this!!"
They've re-named Marmite
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
How come The Rookie's girlfriend has so many jobs? She's like Miss Rabbit.
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
A bit late, but I recently watched The Royal Variety Performance. Mick bloody Miller!!!

If that wasn't amazing enough, he opened with the "if you croak" gag that Leonard keeps telling on That Peter Kay Thing.
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I heard this catchy song on the last Stranger Things episode. Here's the lyrics. Anyone know what it's called?
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Emile out of The Wild Geese will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sorry to add to the Onion discourse, but last month I was in New York and had a chicken burger that tasted like a randy dog's arse.
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Because of this song, me & my brother used to refer to Fred's neighbour as "Barney Roo-bell"
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Reposted by Chris Webb
Whoops, forgot to add songs from The Negotiator and Black Christmas to our playlist. Done!

open.spotify.com/playlist/5h1...
Still Any Good? - the podcast soundtrack
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Me in 1992 after hearing 'Informer' on Radio 1 for the 5th time that day.
Fucking Snow!
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
🎶 Everything I do,
I do it for Hugh 🎶
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Nice twist: Hugh Jackman plays Robin Hood, but he won't be singing and leaping about in tights.
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Let cat sink in
Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"Someday, somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye.
Until then, baby, are you going to let 'em hold you down and make you cry?"
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
See a Fox?
Post a Fox!
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
20 years ago today, me & Mrs Chris moved to NZ. Just think, if we hadn't made the big move, I wouldn't be doing a podcast from my garage every 3 weeks or so.
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Don't be sad. He'll be back in the shower in a couple of weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Chris Webb
Found while looking for something else. I used to have it on a T-shirt and thought I was really clever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
My daughter just told me she's going to prank her little sister.

I personally find this appalling, so I'm going to sit her down and have a lengthy talk about nouns and verbs.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Where A-ha like to do their shopping #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Chris Webb
Robert Wagner at the inquest.
Walken did it better.
#totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Beats International played at Portsmouth Poly freshers ball. I saw Norman Cook at the bar, so I went and had a drink & chat with him. He was very nice and didn't appear at all pissed off that all I wanted to talk about was The Housemartins.
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Stranger Things fact: The characters of Robin and Dustin are a subtle nod to 1980's sketch series The Laughter Show
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
They've made The Traitors a bit too easy this year
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM