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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
What on earth is he even doing in a conversation like this?
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What on earth is he even doing in a conversation like this?
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look I know this is not the most important issue but why can none of these people even write a one-line email without coming across as borderline illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
look I know this is not the most important issue but why can none of these people even write a one-line email without coming across as borderline illiterate
Surprised at this news about Hitler. I had no idea his garden even survived, never mind the ornaments.
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Surprised at this news about Hitler. I had no idea his garden even survived, never mind the ornaments.
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Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
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Ivanka Trump, aged 15, talking to competitors from her father's teen beauty pageant. "Yeah, he does that."
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ivanka Trump, aged 15, talking to competitors from her father's teen beauty pageant. "Yeah, he does that."
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Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
Bostic wants to stick. Pass it on.
Fed's Bostic favors no change in rates while inflation remains greater risk reut.rs/4oBMGRB
Fed's Bostic favors no change in rates while inflation remains greater risk
Atlanta Federal Reserve President Raphael Bostic on Wednesday said he favors leaving interest rates where they are until there is "clear evidence" that inflation is moving back to the U.S. central bank's 2% target.
reut.rs
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bostic wants to stick. Pass it on.
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Left: Donald Trump’s Jan 6th quote, as presented in the dossier that brought down two BBC bosses
Right: What Donald Trump actually said.
Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
Right: What Donald Trump actually said.
Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Left: Donald Trump’s Jan 6th quote, as presented in the dossier that brought down two BBC bosses
Right: What Donald Trump actually said.
Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
Right: What Donald Trump actually said.
Full story in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Where the fuck is the West? Fuck Trumpland, the rest of us could be bloody doing something. Why do our governments feel absent?
I’ll keep it real with u fam it feels different this time and I have no idea how we will survive this winter
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Where the fuck is the West? Fuck Trumpland, the rest of us could be bloody doing something. Why do our governments feel absent?
I wonder when it became so that beans could only be grown in hydroponic farms orbiting Jupiter.
I'm assuming that's the cause of their current cost, anyway.
I'm assuming that's the cause of their current cost, anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wonder when it became so that beans could only be grown in hydroponic farms orbiting Jupiter.
I'm assuming that's the cause of their current cost, anyway.
I'm assuming that's the cause of their current cost, anyway.
You're telling me
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You're telling me
Email from the local rozzers started surprisingly:
"As a result 1 x known hare courser vehicle was seized for no insurance and will be now be crushed alongside two dogs "
Like the great tombs of Ur.
"As a result 1 x known hare courser vehicle was seized for no insurance and will be now be crushed alongside two dogs "
Like the great tombs of Ur.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Email from the local rozzers started surprisingly:
"As a result 1 x known hare courser vehicle was seized for no insurance and will be now be crushed alongside two dogs "
Like the great tombs of Ur.
"As a result 1 x known hare courser vehicle was seized for no insurance and will be now be crushed alongside two dogs "
Like the great tombs of Ur.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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MD-11s Grounded! FAA Emergency AD 2025-23-51
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November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
Where do you even begin with this horseshit.
LSE prof, natch, if you're wondering why there's so little pushback to the evisceration of university departments.
LSE prof, natch, if you're wondering why there's so little pushback to the evisceration of university departments.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where do you even begin with this horseshit.
LSE prof, natch, if you're wondering why there's so little pushback to the evisceration of university departments.
LSE prof, natch, if you're wondering why there's so little pushback to the evisceration of university departments.
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These decorated bone slips were found during excavations at Cairn H, one of the Neolithic passage tombs at Loughcrew.
They date to the 1st century AD, and they were found along with other material from the Iron Age, showing that the Neolithic tomb continued as a place of importance for millennia
They date to the 1st century AD, and they were found along with other material from the Iron Age, showing that the Neolithic tomb continued as a place of importance for millennia
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
These decorated bone slips were found during excavations at Cairn H, one of the Neolithic passage tombs at Loughcrew.
They date to the 1st century AD, and they were found along with other material from the Iron Age, showing that the Neolithic tomb continued as a place of importance for millennia
They date to the 1st century AD, and they were found along with other material from the Iron Age, showing that the Neolithic tomb continued as a place of importance for millennia
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O-Kayy
I'll bring you relief on your tax today
I chop down trees, I number crunch
I open tabs one to three
On Wednesdays I close Excel
Chainsaw a maple tree
bsky.app/profile/jsin...
I'll bring you relief on your tax today
I chop down trees, I number crunch
I open tabs one to three
On Wednesdays I close Excel
Chainsaw a maple tree
bsky.app/profile/jsin...
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O-Kayy
I'll bring you relief on your tax today
I chop down trees, I number crunch
I open tabs one to three
On Wednesdays I close Excel
Chainsaw a maple tree
bsky.app/profile/jsin...
I'll bring you relief on your tax today
I chop down trees, I number crunch
I open tabs one to three
On Wednesdays I close Excel
Chainsaw a maple tree
bsky.app/profile/jsin...