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Hip Priest
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Eeeeeeeee what a palaver!

Daft tea drinking exiled Yorkshireman and northern twat, Ornithologist & Ecologist 🦋, Camera enjoyer, Golden Hour enthusiast, Bruce ForSYTH stan account.

Creator of the folded crisp sandwich (patent pending)

🍩 ¡No Pasarán! 🍩
Pinned
Despite the wonky horizon, this is the best photo I've ever taken. I love the vanishing point into the mist as the sun was burning through.

It's the underside of the Humber Bridge in Hull and is a common pic that has been taken many times by locals but the weather that day was perfect for my pic.
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Luke Littler loves tops #GayCode
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Got the darts on
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Just ate some Jazzies
a man in a white mask is standing in front of a door that has a sticker on it that says ' emergency '
Alt: Call me
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January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Wanna see my amazing pic of the moon?
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
No offence or owt but narrrrr then.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Me getting ready for the 2026 Big Garden Birdwatch
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Just ordered my new #readers
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Today's tee in honour of #FallFriday

"There were two Librans, sat on a hill, and one, always exiting to the easy gat.

Exit to two years, to be perfect, two Librans, reflect"
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
There has been 'A light dusting™️' of snerrrrr here at the priest hole.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Friday
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
May have had some Haribos, may have not.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Eeeeeeeee what a palaver
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Brb eating a crisp sandwich
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Soon
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Deffo quit the tabs now lads, no more smerkin' for me. Stopped at bang on midnight, making 2026 smoke free and likely to be the best year ever.
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Watching Wild LUNDUN
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My Mirriam-Webster word of 2026 is 'Palaver'.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Happy New Year you shits xx
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Me tonight
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Pals
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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New year, old me
December 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Got some more tabs for NYE and definitely stopping with the smerkin' from tonight.

Need a new, healthier 'being around drinkers' coping strategy for the future.

Wanking maybe. Who knows.
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Big new year's shout out to Dill Danding, I wanna run to u!
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM