Matt Massarella-Gill
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
Bet Mel B did this
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Bet Mel B did this
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About 45 minutes into teaching an online class before I realised I was using my wife's special glass.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
About 45 minutes into teaching an online class before I realised I was using my wife's special glass.
Next year #JohnLewis should just have a load of lads in ski gear braying loudly as they buy high-end homeware before walking through the snow to vote Conservative at a Christmassey polling station in a quaint Cotswold village 💙
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Next year #JohnLewis should just have a load of lads in ski gear braying loudly as they buy high-end homeware before walking through the snow to vote Conservative at a Christmassey polling station in a quaint Cotswold village 💙
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Tomorrow, we hear from Peter Sutcliffe as he launches his new Safer Streets campaign
Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Tomorrow, we hear from Peter Sutcliffe as he launches his new Safer Streets campaign
My hair wax has a new scent and I keep getting a whiff of it
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My hair wax has a new scent and I keep getting a whiff of it
The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how McNuggets are made and smugly said "Now who would still eat this?" and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad:
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how McNuggets are made and smugly said "Now who would still eat this?" and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad:
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People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.
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“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
God this has wound me up again now
“He wasn’t involved in the last few months of then championship”
Aye when we fucking stumbled over the line fgs #lufc
“He wasn’t involved in the last few months of then championship”
Aye when we fucking stumbled over the line fgs #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
God this has wound me up again now
“He wasn’t involved in the last few months of then championship”
Aye when we fucking stumbled over the line fgs #lufc
“He wasn’t involved in the last few months of then championship”
Aye when we fucking stumbled over the line fgs #lufc
Chicken & mushroom risotto. With rosemary cut from the garden LIKE A MASSIVE TORY
#LiveToryVoteLabour
#LiveToryVoteLabour
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Chicken & mushroom risotto. With rosemary cut from the garden LIKE A MASSIVE TORY
#LiveToryVoteLabour
#LiveToryVoteLabour
I mean if you were sat on that bench today. James, Harrison, Piroe, DCL. And Gnonto bloody sat at home. You’d be looking at each other thinking what the hells going on
Even more so because these are the lads that play 15-20 mins and have to walk over to the away end. You’d be bloody seething #lufc
Even more so because these are the lads that play 15-20 mins and have to walk over to the away end. You’d be bloody seething #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I mean if you were sat on that bench today. James, Harrison, Piroe, DCL. And Gnonto bloody sat at home. You’d be looking at each other thinking what the hells going on
Even more so because these are the lads that play 15-20 mins and have to walk over to the away end. You’d be bloody seething #lufc
Even more so because these are the lads that play 15-20 mins and have to walk over to the away end. You’d be bloody seething #lufc
This group of lads is a million times better than the one that started the game.
How have all these lads been on the bench. Makes me so mad #lufc
How have all these lads been on the bench. Makes me so mad #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This group of lads is a million times better than the one that started the game.
How have all these lads been on the bench. Makes me so mad #lufc
How have all these lads been on the bench. Makes me so mad #lufc
Start making subs with 15 minutes to go though. When you’re losing against a Dyche side. All the best attacking lads coming on.
Be lucky if ball is in play for 5 more minutes here fgs #lufc
Be lucky if ball is in play for 5 more minutes here fgs #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Start making subs with 15 minutes to go though. When you’re losing against a Dyche side. All the best attacking lads coming on.
Be lucky if ball is in play for 5 more minutes here fgs #lufc
Be lucky if ball is in play for 5 more minutes here fgs #lufc
He’s going to take Okafor off for James isn’t he. Can see it coming a mile off. Tanaka on for Stach at some point. DCL for Nmecha. Thanks
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He’s going to take Okafor off for James isn’t he. Can see it coming a mile off. Tanaka on for Stach at some point. DCL for Nmecha. Thanks
Lovely tody finish from Nmecha. Right on the money. I just WISH he’d be bloody stronger. You’re not in der Bundesliga now son. Stand up for yourself
7ft tall and just flops around like one of these lads #lufc
7ft tall and just flops around like one of these lads #lufc
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Lovely tody finish from Nmecha. Right on the money. I just WISH he’d be bloody stronger. You’re not in der Bundesliga now son. Stand up for yourself
7ft tall and just flops around like one of these lads #lufc
7ft tall and just flops around like one of these lads #lufc