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Matt Massarella-Gill
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Ben_Affleck_miserably_smoking.jpg #architect #wakefield #harrogate #lufc N11
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Happens to the best of us Keir pal
Banksy does it again 👏🏻
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
How good was wee Brenden tonight. Standing up for himself, taking folk on. Holding up the ball. Retaining possession and picking out passes

What’s Farke been feeding him?! #lufc
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Get in #lufc
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Into the fucking scab bastards #lufc
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Matt Massarella-Gill
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I hope there’s an outtake of him, in shock, putting her on his list of enemies
Graham Norton joins star cast of Taylor Swift's new video
The video for Opalite was inspired by Norton's chat show, after Swift appeared on the sofa last year.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Keep forgetting about the game tonight #lufc
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social I’ve heard it’s your birthday! (Unless folk are being daft?)

Anyway, another year closer to the grave. All the best 💜
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Get them #peckers #injected

IT’S THE WINTER OLYMPICS 😍🎿⛷️❄️🏂🥌🍆⛸️
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
As light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Friday
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Morning
Don't Marry Her
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February 6, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Reposted by Matt Massarella-Gill
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
WHITE DOG MUCK 🇬🇧
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
THE PERFECT TOILET #TheApprentice
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Paddington bear would wear quite thin very quickly wouldn’t he, if he lived with you. Annoying little bastard #TheApprentice
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
“Used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimetres”

Ski jumpers flying through the air with a dick like a tuna can 😭
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
2002

A proud Clarence Seedorf poses alongside new club captain Paolo Maldini after making a dream move to AC Milan
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Afternoon
'74-'75
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February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
SWEET ODIN’S RAVEN
It’s a lot of mugs (we have a similar amount, though)

My parents (just the two of them, in one house) have this much cutlery
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Pepsi Max is the best drink ever. Other than booze and turps, obviously
February 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
The decline of meat raffles
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Reposted by Matt Massarella-Gill
Everyday I think back to this headline
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Thursday
February 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Morning
Make Me Smile (Come up and See Me) - 2014 Remaster
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February 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM