Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
What have I become, my Swedish friend?
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What have I become, my Swedish friend?
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
No more authentically German experience than eating a McDonald’s breakfast and then watching Little House on the Prairie in your hotel room.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
No more authentically German experience than eating a McDonald’s breakfast and then watching Little House on the Prairie in your hotel room.
Having a candlelight pint in a Berlin pub where they still let you puff on a fag with your pint of Pilsner….
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Having a candlelight pint in a Berlin pub where they still let you puff on a fag with your pint of Pilsner….
Airport pint. And I’ve had a massive breakfast. Honestly I disgust myself.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Airport pint. And I’ve had a massive breakfast. Honestly I disgust myself.
Goodnight sweet ladies
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Goodnight sweet ladies
Me, checking my bank balance at any given moment.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me, checking my bank balance at any given moment.
Down Under by Men at Work. Our Price, Bromley High Street (top end), the first record I bought for myself. I was 12 and I think it was 99p. The B side was called Crazy and I liked it more than the A side a year later.
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Down Under by Men at Work. Our Price, Bromley High Street (top end), the first record I bought for myself. I was 12 and I think it was 99p. The B side was called Crazy and I liked it more than the A side a year later.
This is how I’m going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
This is how I’m going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
Just 119 days till Spring
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just 119 days till Spring
Yes, I did have a “several drinks” evening officer.
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Yes, I did have a “several drinks” evening officer.
You have to laugh at the idea that being made a “normal person” is the Royals idea of punishment.
This is how they see us. The shit on their shoe.
I often wish the moment Charles and Camilla think had come in this photo really had done so.
This is how they see us. The shit on their shoe.
I often wish the moment Charles and Camilla think had come in this photo really had done so.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You have to laugh at the idea that being made a “normal person” is the Royals idea of punishment.
This is how they see us. The shit on their shoe.
I often wish the moment Charles and Camilla think had come in this photo really had done so.
This is how they see us. The shit on their shoe.
I often wish the moment Charles and Camilla think had come in this photo really had done so.
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
When you’ve temporarily forgotten it’s Monday tomorrow.
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When you’ve temporarily forgotten it’s Monday tomorrow.
Picking lobsters out of Mrs Zelenskyy’s arsehole.
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Picking lobsters out of Mrs Zelenskyy’s arsehole.
I reckon you could ask people to say which of each of these groups are most like each other and that’s Bumble out of business.
Oh you think Shiv is like Mike and Ringo. We’re done etc.
Oh you think Shiv is like Mike and Ringo. We’re done etc.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I reckon you could ask people to say which of each of these groups are most like each other and that’s Bumble out of business.
Oh you think Shiv is like Mike and Ringo. We’re done etc.
Oh you think Shiv is like Mike and Ringo. We’re done etc.
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Well not happiness exactly more a kind of bleak inward chuckle.
Well not happiness exactly more a kind of bleak inward chuckle.
October 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Well not happiness exactly more a kind of bleak inward chuckle.
Well not happiness exactly more a kind of bleak inward chuckle.
Ten pages and already that longed for feeling of knowing you’re in safe hands for the duration.
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Ten pages and already that longed for feeling of knowing you’re in safe hands for the duration.
Things to put up in the Louvre
“The Choking by Lord Mings of the Wifebeater Greenwood” artist unknown, 2025.
“The Choking by Lord Mings of the Wifebeater Greenwood” artist unknown, 2025.
October 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Things to put up in the Louvre
“The Choking by Lord Mings of the Wifebeater Greenwood” artist unknown, 2025.
“The Choking by Lord Mings of the Wifebeater Greenwood” artist unknown, 2025.