Ash Preston
@theashpreston.bsky.social
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Ash Preston
@theashpreston.bsky.social
· Feb 21
The Channel 5 karaoke game show Night Fever (97-02) is a real rolodex of celebrities you forgot about, and celebrities you're amazed appeared on Night Fever!
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Because I'm in France, I'm sadly missing out on the annual "WHERE'S YOU FOOKIN' POPPY" watch.
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Because I'm in France, I'm sadly missing out on the annual "WHERE'S YOU FOOKIN' POPPY" watch.
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
I want a Bond film where he is timeline age appropriate retired 007, but the plot is a courtroom drama where he's brought up on multiple decades of unpaid child support.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I want a Bond film where he is timeline age appropriate retired 007, but the plot is a courtroom drama where he's brought up on multiple decades of unpaid child support.
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Here's a picture of a pub ashtray I've had in my phone for about a decade because the standing cig butts reminded me of Anthony Gormley's Another Place sculptures.
Have a great day 💛
Have a great day 💛
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here's a picture of a pub ashtray I've had in my phone for about a decade because the standing cig butts reminded me of Anthony Gormley's Another Place sculptures.
Have a great day 💛
Have a great day 💛
Here's a picture of a pub ashtray I've had in my phone for about a decade because the standing cig butts reminded me of Anthony Gormley's Another Place sculptures.
Have a great day 💛
Have a great day 💛
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here's a picture of a pub ashtray I've had in my phone for about a decade because the standing cig butts reminded me of Anthony Gormley's Another Place sculptures.
Have a great day 💛
Have a great day 💛
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You know what we don't talk enough about?
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
You know what we don't talk enough about?
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
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As an OG Top Gear fan, it's a real shame to read that Quentin Wilson passed away, aged only 68. He was great, a really amusing droll sarcasm in his verbal delivery.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As an OG Top Gear fan, it's a real shame to read that Quentin Wilson passed away, aged only 68. He was great, a really amusing droll sarcasm in his verbal delivery.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
As an OG Top Gear fan, it's a real shame to read that Quentin Wilson passed away, aged only 68. He was great, a really amusing droll sarcasm in his verbal delivery.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As an OG Top Gear fan, it's a real shame to read that Quentin Wilson passed away, aged only 68. He was great, a really amusing droll sarcasm in his verbal delivery.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
A physically fascinating man to observe. Somehow looking like both a young Mr. Burns and an adult Stewie Griffin at the same time.
You know what we don't talk enough about?
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
You know what we don't talk enough about?
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
80's homoerotic pro wrestling vignettes.
Designed to introduce new 'heartthrob' wrestlers to an area, and especially to appeal to female fans to attend the live shows, promoters would make these vignettes to sell them and well... Judge for yourself.
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OTD 4 years ago, I was gigging in Darlington with the mighty @robbotron.bsky.social and Paul Pirie.
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
OTD 4 years ago, I was gigging in Darlington with the mighty @robbotron.bsky.social and Paul Pirie.
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
OTD 4 years ago, I was gigging in Darlington with the mighty @robbotron.bsky.social and Paul Pirie.
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
OTD 4 years ago, I was gigging in Darlington with the mighty @robbotron.bsky.social and Paul Pirie.
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
It produced a favourite photo of mine where we look a bit like an alternate universe version of Spinal Tap... No, none of us got lost trying to find the stage.
Bon week-end 💛
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Today I was informed that I've been saying the name Chappell Roan incorrectly.
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Today I was informed that I've been saying the name Chappell Roan incorrectly.
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
Today I was informed that I've been saying the name Chappell Roan incorrectly.
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Today I was informed that I've been saying the name Chappell Roan incorrectly.
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
It turns out it's pronounced like CHAPEL, like a wedding chapel.
I've been saying it as SHAPPELLE. With the pronunciation like how you'd say the surname of Dave Chappelle.
I love being young, cool and with it!
Because I'm in France, I'm sadly missing out on the annual "WHERE'S YOU FOOKIN' POPPY" watch.
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Because I'm in France, I'm sadly missing out on the annual "WHERE'S YOU FOOKIN' POPPY" watch.
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
So, in remembrance, here's the time The Cookie Monster appeared on The One Show... wearing a poppy.
I have so many questions about this (see below)
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Here's a very silly joke I used to tell on stage about dating a religious Christian fundamentalist.
Enjoy 🧡
Enjoy 🧡
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here's a very silly joke I used to tell on stage about dating a religious Christian fundamentalist.
Enjoy 🧡
Enjoy 🧡
It's saturday night and this sexy beast is using his time watching a 20 part YouTube series on the history of ITV regional franchises of yore. Good grief, I am irresistible!
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's saturday night and this sexy beast is using his time watching a 20 part YouTube series on the history of ITV regional franchises of yore. Good grief, I am irresistible!
Here's a very silly joke I used to tell on stage about dating a religious Christian fundamentalist.
Enjoy 🧡
Enjoy 🧡
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Here's a very silly joke I used to tell on stage about dating a religious Christian fundamentalist.
Enjoy 🧡
Enjoy 🧡
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🎃Halloween story👻
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
🎃Halloween story👻
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
🎃Halloween story👻
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
🎃Halloween story👻
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
2018, not in costume, a drunk fella was like 'OMG, YOU LOOK SOOO LIKE THAT BLOKE!'
Went through a rolodex of my doppelgangers like George Harrison, Josh Groban etc, asked to be more specific.
'HE BEAT ALL THOSE BIRDS WITH A HAMMER'
He meant Peter Sutcliffe.
2018 me below 👇
Obvs delighted about Prince Andrew losing all his chintzy titles, but when I see or hear his name, I immediately think of Virginia Giuffre and then my mind jolts because I constantly forget she's now dead and how bloody awful that is. Have an incredibly shit rest of your life Andy.
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Obvs delighted about Prince Andrew losing all his chintzy titles, but when I see or hear his name, I immediately think of Virginia Giuffre and then my mind jolts because I constantly forget she's now dead and how bloody awful that is. Have an incredibly shit rest of your life Andy.
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It's nearly Halloween, and you know what scares me? Thinking about scenarios that occur AFTER the end of a film.
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's nearly Halloween, and you know what scares me? Thinking about scenarios that occur AFTER the end of a film.
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
It's nearly Halloween, and you know what scares me? Thinking about scenarios that occur AFTER the end of a film.
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's nearly Halloween, and you know what scares me? Thinking about scenarios that occur AFTER the end of a film.
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
Like 'The Aristocats' for example. Funny kids film yeah? Sort of, don't get me started on the aftermath 👇
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Hello all. OTD six years ago I took this photo on the railway bridge in Urmston, Manchester (two ways to get there). Anyway it's one of my favourites just for catching the colours of the sky at that moment. Welp... Nothing else to talk about really. Enjoy your day and stuff 💛
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hello all. OTD six years ago I took this photo on the railway bridge in Urmston, Manchester (two ways to get there). Anyway it's one of my favourites just for catching the colours of the sky at that moment. Welp... Nothing else to talk about really. Enjoy your day and stuff 💛
Hello all. OTD six years ago I took this photo on the railway bridge in Urmston, Manchester (two ways to get there). Anyway it's one of my favourites just for catching the colours of the sky at that moment. Welp... Nothing else to talk about really. Enjoy your day and stuff 💛
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hello all. OTD six years ago I took this photo on the railway bridge in Urmston, Manchester (two ways to get there). Anyway it's one of my favourites just for catching the colours of the sky at that moment. Welp... Nothing else to talk about really. Enjoy your day and stuff 💛
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"Ted, d'ya remember that man who was SO brave, his wife had to divorce him"
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Ted, d'ya remember that man who was SO brave, his wife had to divorce him"