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People are rude about Matt Forde as a comedian, just because he's not that funny, but actually as a podcast host I think he's very insightful, and often has on guests and thought leaders who prove to be very influential, years later

Google "Matt Forde Political Party Episode 25" for more info
in a move that many people are comparing to Jesus's temptation by Satan in the desert, I just cancelled my Adobe Creative Cloud subscription

time to learn how to do "DaVinci Resolve Fusion"
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
We never thought the leopards would eat our faces, says Broadcasting Corporation who etc etc
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
why haven't you bought utopia must fall
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
HOT. WILD. HOT WILD.
I will never stop talking about the theme from level 6 of Double Dragon II for PC Engine CD that sounds like a lost RZA track and samples Leonard Nimoy from a 1987 new age album where he reads poetry over sounds of humpback whales.
double dragon 2 pc engine level 6 OST
YouTube video by shadowAOD
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November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I will never stop talking about the theme from level 6 of Double Dragon II for PC Engine CD that sounds like a lost RZA track and samples Leonard Nimoy from a 1987 new age album where he reads poetry over sounds of humpback whales.
double dragon 2 pc engine level 6 OST
YouTube video by shadowAOD
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
get fucking wrecked
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
zp giving rarney* a little bit of stick from the away end

*and maybe some others idk
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Thanks to Labour's hard work your family's data can enjoy increased vulnerability to hackers in 2026 🌹
UK government spends millions shifting to the outdated Windows 10
Large volumes of end-of-life hardware continue to undermine service reliability
www.techradar.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Left: Lewis Gooddall challenges Lisa Nandy over her lies in parliament over Maccabi, she doubles down on her lies

Right: The police advice confirming Lisa Nandy lied

Keir Starmer, Shabana Mahmood and Lisa Nandy, all told the same lie, they conflated public safety with antisemitism
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
pluribus is really very good, but is it the same sort of very good as severance, where in fact it's actually completely fucking terrible but just has a strong opening
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Pluribus is what we in the biz call “fucking annoyingly good”
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Dogshagger Biffo confirmed
Beano #2176, March 31, 1984
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Proud to announce I’ve just joined the Labour party
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
fine i'll fi my keyboard
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
can i get a line on tony blair please
They’re gonna make George Osborne or Michael Gove director general aren’t they
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
constantly sucking up to the worst people in politics is bound to pay of eventually
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
oh fuck i just remembered there's like, loads of hot telly for me to hangover at

pluribus! physical asia! lets go*!

*decompose!
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i don't know how someone can live like this. one day you're beating someone throwing 52, the next day Beau is chucking double that at you

gotta be disorienting
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
i actually cannot be arsed to read a Rarney Bonay article. do it, you slippery wee prick, turn into the Hadley Freeman of football, pepper the sports pages with "yeah well what about Roman Polanski FC"

fucks sake
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
fuck this. reare L from ZP. treating "a rise in income tax" like its a regressive thing. the answer to this is "we will restore income tax to where it was when margaret thatcher left office"
Trevor Philips, "You don't want a rise in income tax?"

Zack Polanski, "No, people are tired and exhausted"

"How can you take from the hardest working people with extra tax, while allowing multimillionaires and billionaires to continue to not paying CGT?"
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Anyone wanna swap a guitar (mine) for a bass (yours)? Fender style for preference. I need a bass for recording and I can only play one guitar at a time. DM if interested. Ta x
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM