Manning Krull
@manningkrull.bsky.social
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Paper mâché, illustration, accessibility, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, French, birds for some reason? He/him. manningkrull.com
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Paper mâché, illustration, accessibility, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, French, birds for some reason? He/him. manningkrull.com
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Manning Krull
@manningkrull.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Alt text 101 for Bluesky | Digital Philosophy by Manning Krull
Hi! You may be here because I or someone else sent you this link in response to a conversation about alt text on Bluesky. Welcome! This is a short article about alt text, its importance, and how to wr...
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What's alt text? Why is it important on Bluesky? How do I write it? Where am I? What's going on?
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Apple was too big to fit in the slicer so I cut the sides off first and then when the slicer started to cut the square apple into 16 wedges I realized I'd inadvertently created a Lament Configuration. 😬
January 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Apple was too big to fit in the slicer so I cut the sides off first and then when the slicer started to cut the square apple into 16 wedges I realized I'd inadvertently created a Lament Configuration. 😬
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I made this first pic (left) many many years ago, then couldn't find it for a few years, so I googled pics to re-make it, but could only find a different image to start with. And then I found the older one again.
October 13, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I made this first pic (left) many many years ago, then couldn't find it for a few years, so I googled pics to re-make it, but could only find a different image to start with. And then I found the older one again.
If you can't figure out the Lament Configuration do you think the Cenobites would fall for it if you peeled off all the stickers and sloppily put them back on to make it look like you solved it? 🤔❓🧠
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If you can't figure out the Lament Configuration do you think the Cenobites would fall for it if you peeled off all the stickers and sloppily put them back on to make it look like you solved it? 🤔❓🧠
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I will hunt down and kill the abomination that is the wild winged buffalo
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I will hunt down and kill the abomination that is the wild winged buffalo
Idea: a *cold* glue gun -- it takes the same glue sticks as a hot glue gun, but it doesn't heat them, so they don't melt, and you can't burn yourself. 💡🧠👈
January 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Idea: a *cold* glue gun -- it takes the same glue sticks as a hot glue gun, but it doesn't heat them, so they don't melt, and you can't burn yourself. 💡🧠👈
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Remember to arrange pickup for your tree to be recycled, and remember to use biodegradable lights.
December 30, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Remember to arrange pickup for your tree to be recycled, and remember to use biodegradable lights.
Traveling back in time to kill Baby New Year 2026
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Traveling back in time to kill Baby New Year 2026
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So... *bats eyelashes* is there a She Who Walks Behind the Rows?
January 11, 2024 at 12:24 PM
So... *bats eyelashes* is there a She Who Walks Behind the Rows?
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So... *bats eyelashes* ...is there a Mrs Dobalina Mrs Bob Dobalina?
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So... *bats eyelashes* ...is there a Mrs Dobalina Mrs Bob Dobalina?
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Cotton candy clouds over the Caloosahatchee post sunset
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Cotton candy clouds over the Caloosahatchee post sunset
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"Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac. It's called Time Bomb. It's some really sick stuff."
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac. It's called Time Bomb. It's some really sick stuff."
*Tom Waits voice* What's he building in there?
January 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
*Tom Waits voice* What's he building in there?
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imagine knocking a giraffe out with one punch
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
imagine knocking a giraffe out with one punch
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New Orleans people be like I'm doing dry January (uhhhh 2nd through 5th)
January 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
New Orleans people be like I'm doing dry January (uhhhh 2nd through 5th)
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Celebrating new year's day on January 1st is a cute tradition but basically absurd; scholars don't know the exact date the historical Baby New Year was born.
January 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Celebrating new year's day on January 1st is a cute tradition but basically absurd; scholars don't know the exact date the historical Baby New Year was born.
Welcome to the year Twenty X-ty Six.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Welcome to the year Twenty X-ty Six.
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Auld acquaintance be forgot, who dis
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Auld acquaintance be forgot, who dis
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If this is new years I'd hate to see old years
January 1, 2024 at 6:08 AM
If this is new years I'd hate to see old years
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ooh ooh does anyone want to hear my opinion about fireworks and whether they're for fucking idiots or not?
January 1, 2024 at 12:21 AM
ooh ooh does anyone want to hear my opinion about fireworks and whether they're for fucking idiots or not?
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New year's resolution
Bringing back adding a whimpering "snarf snarf" to the end of every sentence
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
New year's resolution