PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
Brady Bunch-themed thrash metal band called Moshia Moshia Moshia.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Brady Bunch-themed thrash metal band called Moshia Moshia Moshia.
I call your mom's boobs the northern lights because everyone's posting pictures of them.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I call your mom's boobs the northern lights because everyone's posting pictures of them.
So many people are sharing the Northern Lights but holy shit. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to see them and I finally got to. PLUS while looking at them an incredibly bright shooting star went by!
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So many people are sharing the Northern Lights but holy shit. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to see them and I finally got to. PLUS while looking at them an incredibly bright shooting star went by!
Here's my pitch: Bond is on a Department of Corrections airplane full of prisoners that have hijacked it. He must physically swap faces with the most dangerous criminal because, and hear me out people, a group of radicalized Marines have taken over Alcatraz.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here's my pitch: Bond is on a Department of Corrections airplane full of prisoners that have hijacked it. He must physically swap faces with the most dangerous criminal because, and hear me out people, a group of radicalized Marines have taken over Alcatraz.
I haven't had alcohol since the early spring but I do have a 5mg gummy in the privacy of my home most nights. I'm much healthier because of it. It looks like I'll be driving to Michigan more often. Fuckers
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I haven't had alcohol since the early spring but I do have a 5mg gummy in the privacy of my home most nights. I'm much healthier because of it. It looks like I'll be driving to Michigan more often. Fuckers
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In 2014 Scott County Indiana experienced an HIV outbreak. Then Gov Mike Pence ignored evidence-based guidance and delayed the use of his emergency powers, which allowed infections to spread.
This is a look back published last month.
This is a look back published last month.
Ten years after Scott County’s historic HIV outbreak, locals dig deeper into root causes
Ten years ago, the Indiana community of Austin made headlines for its historic HIV outbreak brought on by intravenous drug use.
More than 230 people became infected with HIV in the rural town, worsen...
indianapublicradio.org
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In 2014 Scott County Indiana experienced an HIV outbreak. Then Gov Mike Pence ignored evidence-based guidance and delayed the use of his emergency powers, which allowed infections to spread.
This is a look back published last month.
This is a look back published last month.
Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
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Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore
My wife's passed along a wedding card for us from a great aunt. I certainly appreciate it but it should be noted that:
A: the great aunt died a year ago
B: We got married in the summer of 2007 and the aunt has forgotten to pass it along to us ever since.
A: the great aunt died a year ago
B: We got married in the summer of 2007 and the aunt has forgotten to pass it along to us ever since.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My wife's passed along a wedding card for us from a great aunt. I certainly appreciate it but it should be noted that:
A: the great aunt died a year ago
B: We got married in the summer of 2007 and the aunt has forgotten to pass it along to us ever since.
A: the great aunt died a year ago
B: We got married in the summer of 2007 and the aunt has forgotten to pass it along to us ever since.
"Just because it's in the public domain doesn't mean it's a bad tune" - Guy whose favorite song is Camptown Races
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Just because it's in the public domain doesn't mean it's a bad tune" - Guy whose favorite song is Camptown Races
HOO HOO MOTHERFUCKING HOOSIERS!!!!!!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
HOO HOO MOTHERFUCKING HOOSIERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.
The opposite for me, actually. Mamdani keeps texting me but I won't open them so they appear as being seen. I like the guy but I need a little break from hanging out.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The opposite for me, actually. Mamdani keeps texting me but I won't open them so they appear as being seen. I like the guy but I need a little break from hanging out.
Looks like Mike Braun's prayers didn't work.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Looks like Mike Braun's prayers didn't work.
If you can't see my terrible ska puns, it's because your account has hidden rude posts.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you can't see my terrible ska puns, it's because your account has hidden rude posts.
Happy Electric Nebraska Day to all who celebrate.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy Electric Nebraska Day to all who celebrate.
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You can't even make incredibly annoying ska puns anymore because of woke.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You can't even make incredibly annoying ska puns anymore because of woke.
This is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to a Cuomo since the Teal Album.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to a Cuomo since the Teal Album.
Some of you never watched Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus and it shows.
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Some of you never watched Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus and it shows.
I hate to say it, but my band that does Coen Brothers-themed parodies of Morgan Wallen songs, Bro Country For Old Men, has broken up.
It is with sadness and appreciation that I must announce my Little Shop of Horror-themed ska band, Skaddenly Skamour, has decided to call it quits.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hate to say it, but my band that does Coen Brothers-themed parodies of Morgan Wallen songs, Bro Country For Old Men, has broken up.
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.