PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
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perfect, Louvre this thing now
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
perfect, Louvre this thing now
Listening to the audio broadcast of a TV station on the car radio so we wouldn't miss anything when we got home.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Listening to the audio broadcast of a TV station on the car radio so we wouldn't miss anything when we got home.
Great. Now Grok is generating images of Yassified Fascist Harry Caray.
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Great. Now Grok is generating images of Yassified Fascist Harry Caray.
Hell yeah, brother
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Hell yeah, brother
My resolution in 2026 is to become a pro athlete in two sports like Bo Jackson.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
My resolution in 2026 is to become a pro athlete in two sports like Bo Jackson.
"He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. Thanks to a refreshing shot of 5 Hour Energy"
- Carl's Jr. Blood Meridian or or, the Evening Redness in the direct flights from SouthWest Airlines"
- Carl's Jr. Blood Meridian or or, the Evening Redness in the direct flights from SouthWest Airlines"
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
"He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. Thanks to a refreshing shot of 5 Hour Energy"
- Carl's Jr. Blood Meridian or or, the Evening Redness in the direct flights from SouthWest Airlines"
- Carl's Jr. Blood Meridian or or, the Evening Redness in the direct flights from SouthWest Airlines"
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Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!
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ICE officers approached vehicle in manner counter to training, DHS official tells NBC News
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
ICE officers approached vehicle in manner counter to training, DHS official tells NBC News
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Zwan - Full Concert [HD] | Live at Pinkpop 2003
YouTube video by Pinkpop Archive
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I was told that karate tournaments would be far more important to communities at large than they really are.
The movie Stripes promised me a future full of erotic mud wrestling that my adult reality never delivered.
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I was told that karate tournaments would be far more important to communities at large than they really are.
It is with sadness and appreciation that I must announce that PearlMan, my band that does Cheers-themed parodies of 90s alternative rock, has decided to call it quits.
It is with sadness and appreciation that I must announce my Little Shop of Horror-themed ska band, Skaddenly Skamour, has decided to call it quits.
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It is with sadness and appreciation that I must announce that PearlMan, my band that does Cheers-themed parodies of 90s alternative rock, has decided to call it quits.
I bought this electric toothbrush and now I somehow have to clean up after Charna Halpern's dogs?
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I bought this electric toothbrush and now I somehow have to clean up after Charna Halpern's dogs?
Real Gs move in pronunciation like clarified butter.
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Real Gs move in pronunciation like clarified butter.
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United Church of Christ & Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) issue joint statement condemning "unlawful" attack on Venezuela, adding, "These actions do not create the conditions for a safer or more peaceful world."
www.ucc.org/ucc-and-doc-...
www.ucc.org/ucc-and-doc-...
UCC and DOC leadership release joint statement on Venezuela Takeover by the United States - United Church of Christ
United Church of Christ General Minister and President/CEO, the Rev. Karen Georgia Thompson, Disciples of Christ (Christian Church) General Minister and
www.ucc.org
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
United Church of Christ & Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) issue joint statement condemning "unlawful" attack on Venezuela, adding, "These actions do not create the conditions for a safer or more peaceful world."
www.ucc.org/ucc-and-doc-...
www.ucc.org/ucc-and-doc-...
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I was given no choice here
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I was given no choice here
"Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac. It's called Time Bomb. It's some really sick stuff."
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac. It's called Time Bomb. It's some really sick stuff."
If I ever getting sworn into office, my hand will be on a copy of Omega versus Okada
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
If I ever getting sworn into office, my hand will be on a copy of Omega versus Okada
Calling a university "Ole Miss" annoys me in a way that I can't exactly explain.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Calling a university "Ole Miss" annoys me in a way that I can't exactly explain.
Hahahaha. ABC didn't show the ball actually drop or do the countdown and my dad is SO ANNOYED.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Hahahaha. ABC didn't show the ball actually drop or do the countdown and my dad is SO ANNOYED.
Jerry Falwell Jr.'s New Year's Cucking Eve
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Jerry Falwell Jr.'s New Year's Cucking Eve
I'm seeing other countries celebrating the new year and honestly? It's pretty disrespectful. America invented the Gregorian calendar. Find your own thing!
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm seeing other countries celebrating the new year and honestly? It's pretty disrespectful. America invented the Gregorian calendar. Find your own thing!