PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.
"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.
My son wanted to be side characters from The Simpsons. Milhouse. Sideshow Mel, and Duffman.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My son wanted to be side characters from The Simpsons. Milhouse. Sideshow Mel, and Duffman.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!
No Kings Indianapolis
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No Kings Indianapolis
When you're a Collins kid, you're a Collins kid for life.
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When you're a Collins kid, you're a Collins kid for life.
Moments before I grabbed her off of the counter
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Moments before I grabbed her off of the counter
I saw The Hold Steady a couple of weeks ago and then saw Craig Finn solo last night
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I saw The Hold Steady a couple of weeks ago and then saw Craig Finn solo last night
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.
I also saw a tarantula walk past me. Badass?
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I also saw a tarantula walk past me. Badass?
You can't really see it (it's next to the tree on the far right) BUT I SAW A CALIFORNIA CONDOR AT THE GRAND CANYON! IT WAS MAJESTIC AND INCREDIBLE AND SO BIG!
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You can't really see it (it's next to the tree on the far right) BUT I SAW A CALIFORNIA CONDOR AT THE GRAND CANYON! IT WAS MAJESTIC AND INCREDIBLE AND SO BIG!
My 7th grade science teacher had that poster and this on his walls and nothing else. He himself was a massive smoker and when asked about his hypocrisy, he said "I'm a disgusting person. Don't be like me."
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My 7th grade science teacher had that poster and this on his walls and nothing else. He himself was a massive smoker and when asked about his hypocrisy, he said "I'm a disgusting person. Don't be like me."
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always honkin' on Bobo.
October 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always honkin' on Bobo.
I started to get up and Doc Brown let me know that was not going to happen any time soon.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I started to get up and Doc Brown let me know that was not going to happen any time soon.
Im here you fuckass bitch
September 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Im here you fuckass bitch
If you're going from Floyds Knobs to Gnaw Bone, it's quicker on the interstate but prettier if you take the long way
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you're going from Floyds Knobs to Gnaw Bone, it's quicker on the interstate but prettier if you take the long way
I saw the Dance Hall Crashers this weekend, something I thought would never happen. They were absolutely wonderful.
September 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I saw the Dance Hall Crashers this weekend, something I thought would never happen. They were absolutely wonderful.
I've literally lost count of how many times I've seen GWAR over the years.
September 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I've literally lost count of how many times I've seen GWAR over the years.
Riot Fest has officially started with Shonen Knife. Harrison Gordon is playing now and is absolutely incredible.
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Riot Fest has officially started with Shonen Knife. Harrison Gordon is playing now and is absolutely incredible.
