Malber1
@malber1.bsky.social
Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
I think of these as her king cake earrings.
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I think of these as her king cake earrings.
The doc just now throwing out - you can shower, just don’t get in any swimming pools - thinking she was being funny. 😭😭😭
a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face .
Alt: a man in a brown shirt is making a funny face .
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January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The doc just now throwing out - you can shower, just don’t get in any swimming pools - thinking she was being funny. 😭😭😭
I am officially monitoring mom’s blood sugar years old. Thank god for technology!
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I am officially monitoring mom’s blood sugar years old. Thank god for technology!
My niece HATES me. Ask me if I care.
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
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January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
My niece HATES me. Ask me if I care.
Fun thing I learned yesterday - all four of my grandparents had abdominal aortic aneurysms. So that’s another thing to obsess over!
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Fun thing I learned yesterday - all four of my grandparents had abdominal aortic aneurysms. So that’s another thing to obsess over!
Hear me out. He sends Landry over there. Landry gets detained by the French. The French take back Louisiana as their territory as they have seized our leader.
Gov. Jeff Landry is traveling to Washington today to discuss Greenland in his role as President Trump’s special envoy to the island nation. www.fox8live.com/2026/01/15/g...
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Hear me out. He sends Landry over there. Landry gets detained by the French. The French take back Louisiana as their territory as they have seized our leader.
Seeing them ram cars with a Wagoneer I wondered if they were rentals. We see a lot of those at the hotel. I hope they took the insurance. 😡
so much to cover right now, but a thread i just want to throw out there from my reporting is that the car rental market in minneapolis is reportedly totally screwed up right now because ICE has cleared the inventory. rental companies should have to answer for supplying vehicles used in terror.
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Seeing them ram cars with a Wagoneer I wondered if they were rentals. We see a lot of those at the hotel. I hope they took the insurance. 😡
I would like to thank CircleK for upping their grab something to eat on the road game. The multiple options of cheese and crackers are very appreciated!
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I would like to thank CircleK for upping their grab something to eat on the road game. The multiple options of cheese and crackers are very appreciated!
Having just sat through an appointment to receive the results of cognitive testing there was no mention of drinking milk!
Trump: "So milk could help your cognitive ability. Take a cognitive test? I've taken a lot of them. I've aced every one of them because I drink milk."
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Having just sat through an appointment to receive the results of cognitive testing there was no mention of drinking milk!
Maybe next year I negotiate room and board into my salary
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Maybe next year I negotiate room and board into my salary
So people in those states are supposed to pay their federal income tax?
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
So people in those states are supposed to pay their federal income tax?
Watching Sorted YouTube videos while I work. Suddenly I need a crepe pan and a tortilla press.🤷♀️
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Watching Sorted YouTube videos while I work. Suddenly I need a crepe pan and a tortilla press.🤷♀️
She has found the flat top roof over the breakfast area. I bet it’s a great place to sunbathe. 🤦🏼♀️
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
She has found the flat top roof over the breakfast area. I bet it’s a great place to sunbathe. 🤦🏼♀️
Y’all Aboard!
No notes. 😘
No notes. 😘
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Y’all Aboard!
No notes. 😘
No notes. 😘
Big booms in Treme?
I’m now that person. 🤦🏼♀️😆
I’m now that person. 🤦🏼♀️😆
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Big booms in Treme?
I’m now that person. 🤦🏼♀️😆
I’m now that person. 🤦🏼♀️😆
I would worry about her being out in the cold, but she is sleeping inside our pool towel rack. It’s waterproof, warm, and cozy in there. Note to self: wash those towels again before the season starts!
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I would worry about her being out in the cold, but she is sleeping inside our pool towel rack. It’s waterproof, warm, and cozy in there. Note to self: wash those towels again before the season starts!
My employees are letting the National Guard in to use our restroom. Not terribly happy about that.
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My employees are letting the National Guard in to use our restroom. Not terribly happy about that.
Incision looks good. 😺
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Incision looks good. 😺
Started on very low dose Wegovy last week. Biggest side effect so far is waking up STARVING. 🤦🏼♀️
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Started on very low dose Wegovy last week. Biggest side effect so far is waking up STARVING. 🤦🏼♀️
Now I have to choose a new starting word…
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January 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Now I have to choose a new starting word…
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It’s not perfect, but I can see myself doing more cross stitch/embroidery.
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
It’s not perfect, but I can see myself doing more cross stitch/embroidery.
Lemme go unplug the oscillating fan and plug in the space heater.
a man says " over and over and over and over "
Alt: a man says " over and over and over and over "
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January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Lemme go unplug the oscillating fan and plug in the space heater.
Subtitles should be at the bottom of the screen.
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Subtitles should be at the bottom of the screen.