Malber1
@malber1.bsky.social
Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
I was sweating in short sleeves today. These idiots are going to be steaming in those get ups down here.
Never know when a team of insurgents might be hiding behind a Takis end cap.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I was sweating in short sleeves today. These idiots are going to be steaming in those get ups down here.
I would just like to sit on the couch and eat my cheese dinner in peace without being accosted!
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I would just like to sit on the couch and eat my cheese dinner in peace without being accosted!
Left my knitting at work. I guess it’s a sign to start weaving in all those ends. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Left my knitting at work. I guess it’s a sign to start weaving in all those ends. 😭
All the new Kia’s could definitely be built with existing LEGO.
Kia swung for the fences with the redesigned 2027 Telluride, and the results look incredibly promising.
2027 Kia Telluride Is Bigger, Bolder And Comes Turbocharged Out Of The Box - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
All the new Kia’s could definitely be built with existing LEGO.
After all these years it’s still the opening notes of Here Comes Your Man. I reach for my phone every time it shuffles up!
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
After all these years it’s still the opening notes of Here Comes Your Man. I reach for my phone every time it shuffles up!
No one cares.
A couple faces a $385 charge after an Airbnb keypad fails during a rainstorm. The locksmith blames the weather, but Airbnb sides with the host.
Locked out and charged $385 for getting into my Airbnb — is that fair?
A couple faces a $385 charge after an Airbnb keypad fails during a rainstorm. The locksmith blames the weather, but Airbnb sides with the host.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No one cares.
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Is an employee luncheon just an excuse for tres leches?
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Is an employee luncheon just an excuse for tres leches?
The bridge of my actual glasses from the optometrist is slightly too wide. They slide down my nose just enough to sit on my cheekbones and make them sweat.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` i hate it '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` i hate it '' .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The bridge of my actual glasses from the optometrist is slightly too wide. They slide down my nose just enough to sit on my cheekbones and make them sweat.
Avoiding my normal route to work because of road construction while trying to remember where the construction is on my alternate routes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Avoiding my normal route to work because of road construction while trying to remember where the construction is on my alternate routes.
No, you forgot the apple cider at work. 🤦🏼♀️ Guess I’m picking up a doberge cake on the way in tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
No, you forgot the apple cider at work. 🤦🏼♀️ Guess I’m picking up a doberge cake on the way in tomorrow.
My bill from the brand has the following:
1. Technology Assessment
2. Sales and Marketing Assessment
3. Technology and Marketing Assessment
At least separate them on the bill so it doesn’t look so obviously like a money grab.
1. Technology Assessment
2. Sales and Marketing Assessment
3. Technology and Marketing Assessment
At least separate them on the bill so it doesn’t look so obviously like a money grab.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My bill from the brand has the following:
1. Technology Assessment
2. Sales and Marketing Assessment
3. Technology and Marketing Assessment
At least separate them on the bill so it doesn’t look so obviously like a money grab.
1. Technology Assessment
2. Sales and Marketing Assessment
3. Technology and Marketing Assessment
At least separate them on the bill so it doesn’t look so obviously like a money grab.
Gary, guardian of the office.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Gary, guardian of the office.
If I have to eat all these pastries to help a community…
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If I have to eat all these pastries to help a community…
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Laughing Buddha in Metry takes donations of whole pumpkins/gourds to give as treats for their animals at the farm. Nothing painted or carved. Good way to recycle those fall decorations when you’re done with them. #Nolasky
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Laughing Buddha in Metry takes donations of whole pumpkins/gourds to give as treats for their animals at the farm. Nothing painted or carved. Good way to recycle those fall decorations when you’re done with them. #Nolasky
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When ICE gets to New Orleans
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
When ICE gets to New Orleans
Neighbor’s child is in the cries all the time phase. (Or at least every time they are outside) Praise all y’all parents who were able to live through that.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Neighbor’s child is in the cries all the time phase. (Or at least every time they are outside) Praise all y’all parents who were able to live through that.
Somebody get Ryan Seacrest a muffin!
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Somebody get Ryan Seacrest a muffin!
Remember how this city was rebuilt after Katrina. We did not do it without help. Time to help those that helped us.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Remember how this city was rebuilt after Katrina. We did not do it without help. Time to help those that helped us.
He hasn’t looked this energized in ages. So disgusting.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He hasn’t looked this energized in ages. So disgusting.
Me telling the Glazer woman that I would’ve dropped their company because they just didn’t deliver my product.
Her response,”well it’s gotten about 85% better.”
How I wish I could drop liquor distributors. The monopolies are so unfair.
Her response,”well it’s gotten about 85% better.”
How I wish I could drop liquor distributors. The monopolies are so unfair.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me telling the Glazer woman that I would’ve dropped their company because they just didn’t deliver my product.
Her response,”well it’s gotten about 85% better.”
How I wish I could drop liquor distributors. The monopolies are so unfair.
Her response,”well it’s gotten about 85% better.”
How I wish I could drop liquor distributors. The monopolies are so unfair.
I guess he consistently protects rapists.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I guess he consistently protects rapists.
There will be better answers, but I definitely think this qualifies!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There will be better answers, but I definitely think this qualifies!