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November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Wes Streeting's "definitely not gonna topple the Prime Minister" appearance on Breakfast TV has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his appearance.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The UK is such a petty little country. Only a quarter of people protect themselves against constant Government surveillance with a VPN, but even *that's* too much to bear for these absolute curtain-twitching freaks.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Completely tangential to the original thread, but this is the most perfect argument against AI I've heard.
Tolkien was right. Evil cannot make, only mock.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Finally some good news. The DWP were trying to extort money from my mate, but after contacting everyone we though might be able to help, we've got them to back the fuck off. They're utter scum for even attempting it. They'd happily drive folk into destitution and towards suicide to save a few quid.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Smashing the shit out of that there "buy now" button.
🛸 COP A GANDER AT THIS TEE 🛸
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Lib Dems - neither liberal, nor democrats.
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
A dislike button? Is blocking/muting the bigots on sight not a strong enough signal?
November 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Not that I want them to do any sort of reboot of Gremlins, 'cause honestly, just let shit move on, but if they *did* - I'd probably love a Barbie style camp-fest with lady Gremlin vs brainy Gremlin.
Happy Halloween here's Megan Thee Stallion as the Lady Gremlin
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
If *anything* were to nudge Labour into implementing PR in the current parliament, it wouldn't be the threat of Reform gaining a majority - it would be solely to spite the left that have piled into the Greens and made Labour look like the ghoulish, out-of-touch fucks that they are.
The Green Party SECOND in a national poll for the first time ever!

There’s no way we’re stopping there.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
BlueSky should let you slap on a backing track for people reading your entire feed. I'd currently go with this.
Not Now, by Fiesta En El Vacío
from the album Fiesta En El Vacío
mascarponediscos.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
An honest-to-God landlord on BBC Politics. [spits]
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I love it when incriminating material "resurfaces". No one gets ruined by having their secrets exposed anymore, it's just a sufficient number of influential people agreeing that it's time to notice stuff that was always public knowledge but wasn't an issue until it was time to make it an issue.
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This is the key paragraph. The Corbyn Crew's petulant invocation of the ICO has meant that they can't take ownership of the data without opening themselves up to the legal consequences of their own actions - and now they're suffering knock-on reputational damage. They shot themselves in the foot.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Work switched everyone's default search engine to Ecosia 'cause they allegedly plant trees for every search. Which is very admirable, 'cept for the fact that even *they've* shoe-horned an AI-generated overview into their results, FFS. 🙃🙃🙃
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My tulips, they are very sick.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This is why sensibles loathe the left BTW. We totally fuck with their self image as "goodies" and they aggressively refuse to engage with the cognitive dissonance.
It's perplexing to because Polly and all her mates think he's a decent man because he's like them and they all think of themselves as 'decent'. To accept he's a deeply unlikeable piece of shit would mean them questioning whether they are also all in fact smug, unlikeable twats.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
[to the tune of Edelweiss] 🎶 handsome men / handsome men / every morning I see thee 🎶
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
But Polly, please consider...
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM