Hepatitis 5G
@hep5g.bsky.social
X, the CSAM Generation App
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
X, the CSAM Generation App
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Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.
Lot of people criticising Lammy here, but clearly they haven't read the word of the LORD.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Lot of people criticising Lammy here, but clearly they haven't read the word of the LORD.
May your trees come down as effortlessly as Starmer's approval ratings. 🥰🥰🥰
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
May your trees come down as effortlessly as Starmer's approval ratings. 🥰🥰🥰
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Good morning. I hope this doesn't get lost in the war talk, but here's some facts about the threat of trans women in single sex spaces. It's unbelievable but it's true.
translucent.org.uk/what-foi-dat...
translucent.org.uk/what-foi-dat...
What FOI Data Shows About Trans Women in Single Sex Spaces
What FOI Data Shows About Trans Women in Single Sex Spaces. Covering a period of over 3 years 382 FOI requests prove there are no issues.
translucent.org.uk
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Good morning. I hope this doesn't get lost in the war talk, but here's some facts about the threat of trans women in single sex spaces. It's unbelievable but it's true.
translucent.org.uk/what-foi-dat...
translucent.org.uk/what-foi-dat...
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It's cool that we're speedrunning the 2000s because it means we're about 5 minutes away from a global financial crash
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
It's cool that we're speedrunning the 2000s because it means we're about 5 minutes away from a global financial crash
They're called "liberals" 'cause they're actually pretty laissez-faire when it comes to egregiously illegal shite happening to people they don't actually like.
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
They're called "liberals" 'cause they're actually pretty laissez-faire when it comes to egregiously illegal shite happening to people they don't actually like.
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The ghouls and gals are really ramping up the performative stupidity lately aren't they?
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
The ghouls and gals are really ramping up the performative stupidity lately aren't they?
If my baby wants soda bread then my baby will get soda bread. Hell, if *you* want soda bread, I'll get you soda bread. I just really love making soda bread.
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
If my baby wants soda bread then my baby will get soda bread. Hell, if *you* want soda bread, I'll get you soda bread. I just really love making soda bread.
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Hear me out: what if we means-tested RELAUNCHES???
It's the first day of the year, and you know what that means!
RELAUNCH SEASON IS UPON US!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
RELAUNCH SEASON IS UPON US!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Keir Starmer to woo voters and MPs with new year plan to cut cost of living
PM to highlight energy bill and interest rate cuts, plus end to two-child benefit cap, and to invite his MPs to Chequers
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Hear me out: what if we means-tested RELAUNCHES???
Surprisingly sprightly for someone who sang in the New Year at karaoke.
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Surprisingly sprightly for someone who sang in the New Year at karaoke.
Comrades! Happy New Year! I love you all and you are all so freakin' beautiful and hot - how do you all do it???
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Comrades! Happy New Year! I love you all and you are all so freakin' beautiful and hot - how do you all do it???
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
Make Hephaestus dateable in Hades 2 you cowards!!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Make Hephaestus dateable in Hades 2 you cowards!!!
Everyone: [nothing, not a peep]
Me: Big pickle egg-boy!!!
Me: Big pickle egg-boy!!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Everyone: [nothing, not a peep]
Me: Big pickle egg-boy!!!
Me: Big pickle egg-boy!!!
There's one school where a huge chunk of entries feature a prominent Union Jack. So fucking depressing. Hopefully they're just innocently reflecting what they're seeing on the street lights in their area rather than their parents being riddled with fascist brainworms and trying to pass them on.
Doing a lil' job involving an exhibition of kids' designs for a new library card and some of the entries are wild. Totally off-brief drawings of anime characters and Plants vs Zombies from the secondary schools; incoherent marks and an honest-to-God naughts and crosses game from the primary schools.
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
There's one school where a huge chunk of entries feature a prominent Union Jack. So fucking depressing. Hopefully they're just innocently reflecting what they're seeing on the street lights in their area rather than their parents being riddled with fascist brainworms and trying to pass them on.
In retrospect, there are probably benefits to Starmer endorsing the worst policy positions imaginable.
🚨 NEW | For the first time on record, British voters now **oppose** a national ID card system.
✅ Support: 38% (-19)
❌ Oppose: 47% (+22)
Via @YouGov, 8 Dec (+/- vs 16 Jun)
✅ Support: 38% (-19)
❌ Oppose: 47% (+22)
Via @YouGov, 8 Dec (+/- vs 16 Jun)
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In retrospect, there are probably benefits to Starmer endorsing the worst policy positions imaginable.
Doing a lil' job involving an exhibition of kids' designs for a new library card and some of the entries are wild. Totally off-brief drawings of anime characters and Plants vs Zombies from the secondary schools; incoherent marks and an honest-to-God naughts and crosses game from the primary schools.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Doing a lil' job involving an exhibition of kids' designs for a new library card and some of the entries are wild. Totally off-brief drawings of anime characters and Plants vs Zombies from the secondary schools; incoherent marks and an honest-to-God naughts and crosses game from the primary schools.
Honestly, if I was supposed to be a serious and well-respected understander of the political moment and felt the need to exasperatedly admit that I had no clue what was going on, I'd simply resign out of professional shame.
December 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Honestly, if I was supposed to be a serious and well-respected understander of the political moment and felt the need to exasperatedly admit that I had no clue what was going on, I'd simply resign out of professional shame.
It's the horniest time of the year (World's Strongest Man on t'telly).
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It's the horniest time of the year (World's Strongest Man on t'telly).
Achievement unlocked: stuffed full of stuffing.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Achievement unlocked: stuffed full of stuffing.
[deeply, breathing] Ent-fuck!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"fly, you fucks!"
"fly, you fucks!"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I am no man, you fuck!"
"I am no man, you fuck!"
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
[deeply, breathing] Ent-fuck!