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Jack Bernhardt
@jackbern.bsky.social
Informative and sexy at the same time!

Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)

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this week in pop culture is fun because if you're a celebrity spotted on a random list on Bluesky it's either Traitors related, or uh something else
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
inherently funny headline for a PM with a massive majority and nearly 4 years out from the next election
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I know I've already said this but I'm seeing loads of people post that Trump said the "state your name" bit by accident - I think he was meant to say "and state your name" because he was swearing enlistees in

Do you really think Donald Trump would miss out on the opportunity to say his own name
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The best thing about the Shaun the Sheep theme tune is the way that it posits that in the distant future the audience might make a scientific breakthrough by which they can enter entirely fictional worlds, thus preempting the concept of the novel Ready Player One (2011) by four years
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the Mickey and Friends origin story is amazing
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
this is what the woke liberati inside the M25 thinks the British family looks like, makes me sick
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This story is remarkable and farcical but also: "the line is a dot to you" is a joke from Friends?
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
if something says "CENSORED" I'm going to assume it's sexual rather than violent, so in my head it's now canon that Jack the Ripper killed people with a dildo
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
good for him but still don't think we should hire Antarctic seabirds to grit our roads tbh
July 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
featuring a TANTALISING stat that you will just have to click through to find out the answer to...
July 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
why read books on joke structure and the rule of three when you could just look at this headline
July 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
it's the same wig, not sure about the rest of the outfit...
June 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This week's rundown features a deepdive into SUGAR GUYS:
June 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton
June 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This week I do a deep dive into Alex Horne swearing!
June 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This week's round up features some extra facts about The Monster...
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Possibly my favourite fact from this week's stat roundup
May 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This week's round up is notable because I worked out why Frontham is likely called Frontham midway through writing it
May 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh I am, am I?

Is that what you think?

Well if that is what you think;

I have something to tell you.

Something that may shock and discredit you.

And that thing is as follows.

I'm not wearing a tie at all.
May 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
it is literally illegal to criticise Liverpool Football Club and their glorious fans
May 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
to be fair I can see the likeness
May 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
even articles that purport to show the "other side" of the generative AI debate, the BBC can't stop putting in pro-AI concessions, and framing its implementation as inevitable (and ultimately positive)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
May 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
this is a truly pathetic response, "we've implemented these dehumanising rules that condone and encourage the cruellest possible treatment of trans people, but we probably won't actually do it in practice and oh I do hope everyone's still really nice to each other all the same", get fucked
April 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
this is outright unfettered bigotry now, a denial of trans existence baked into this country's bones
April 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I've written this week's Guardian Guide with a typically nonsensical response to Everything, involving the worst Star Wars, a shaved Paddington and snot! Find it now in your inbox if you subscribe, and I'm told it'll be online later as well, fancy
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM