Jack Bernhardt
@jackbern.bsky.social
Informative and sexy at the same time!
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
Writes for Horrible Histories, Dogs In Space, Amazing World of Gumball; also talks a lot on podcasts (Taskmaster The People's Podcast, Football Book Club)
he/him
if Paddy McGuinness didn't exist, and I wrote something where someone was called "Paddy McGuinness", I would be tried in the Hague
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
if Paddy McGuinness didn't exist, and I wrote something where someone was called "Paddy McGuinness", I would be tried in the Hague
I will never understand Instagram
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I will never understand Instagram
President begins backtrack on key laws - concerning crime (5, 4)
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
President begins backtrack on key laws - concerning crime (5, 4)
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🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
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I have been informed that Wallace and Gromit are from Lancashire, not Yorkshire, I am disgusted with myself
canonically there are only two locations where Wallace and Gromit have ever set foot: Yorkshire, and The Moon
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I have been informed that Wallace and Gromit are from Lancashire, not Yorkshire, I am disgusted with myself
canonically there are only two locations where Wallace and Gromit have ever set foot: Yorkshire, and The Moon
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
canonically there are only two locations where Wallace and Gromit have ever set foot: Yorkshire, and The Moon
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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That’s 3 time Emmy nominated Jentry Chau to you! Congrats team!
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That’s 3 time Emmy nominated Jentry Chau to you! Congrats team!
Inventing lies about Medicare, leader? Scum (5)
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Inventing lies about Medicare, leader? Scum (5)
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I lie endlessly about BBC and almost everything sacred (8)
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I lie endlessly about BBC and almost everything sacred (8)
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Agree, but the fact that they proposed it in the first place makes them morally unfit to be in charge, and the fact that they will end up overturning it also makes them too incompetent to be in charge
My guess is they will end up u-turning on the jewellery thing (you can already see it being softening in interviews) and possibly the 20 years (which is way longer than Denmark).
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Agree, but the fact that they proposed it in the first place makes them morally unfit to be in charge, and the fact that they will end up overturning it also makes them too incompetent to be in charge
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This feels like a real, are we the baddies, moment for the people in the Labour Party who still consider themselves soft left
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This feels like a real, are we the baddies, moment for the people in the Labour Party who still consider themselves soft left
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Guess what? If Labour removed every asylum seeker from this country tomorrow the people they tried to pacify would still vote Reform. Why would they vote for the followers when they could elect the leader? And their towns would still be shit towns
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Guess what? If Labour removed every asylum seeker from this country tomorrow the people they tried to pacify would still vote Reform. Why would they vote for the followers when they could elect the leader? And their towns would still be shit towns
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Rideable miniature railway in the middle of Hyde Park where all the trains are tube trains and it models the tube map exactly.
You have been cursed. You somehow acquired vast wealth and in order to stave off the madness associated with it (and thus use it for good), you have to fund eccentric and ridiculous art prizes.
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Rideable miniature railway in the middle of Hyde Park where all the trains are tube trains and it models the tube map exactly.
the new episode of Crowley Time with Him Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social and guest starring PAUL F(reaking) TOMPKINS @pftompkins.bsky.social is truly remarkable! always be calculator! eat glass! a factory of beach balls inflating and deflating at the same time! LISTEN NOW!
a man wearing glasses and a suit says wow wow
Alt: a man (Paul F Tompkins) wearing glasses and a suit says wow wow
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the new episode of Crowley Time with Him Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social and guest starring PAUL F(reaking) TOMPKINS @pftompkins.bsky.social is truly remarkable! always be calculator! eat glass! a factory of beach balls inflating and deflating at the same time! LISTEN NOW!
[pitch meeting]
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
[pitch meeting]
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
"what if there was a man who liked running"
"there's already been a movie about that"
"what if we did a remake of the movie about the man who liked running"
"sold, here's $200m"
I lie endlessly about BBC and almost everything sacred (8)
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I lie endlessly about BBC and almost everything sacred (8)
drink apple juice out of the cat litter tray and do not open that cupboard door, it's the TASKMASTER SERIES 20 EPISODE 10 STATS ROUND UP jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 10: The Stats Round Up
WARNING! This stats post is obviously all about the events of the finale of Taskmaster Series 20! Genuinely absolutely do not click this…
jackbern23.medium.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
drink apple juice out of the cat litter tray and do not open that cupboard door, it's the TASKMASTER SERIES 20 EPISODE 10 STATS ROUND UP jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
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A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
@pftompkins.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
@pftompkins.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social
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oh fuck this is actually true
It's even worse than that - Truss had something she was trying to do, a vision of how the country could be different.
Admittedly it was batshit, but at least she believed in it. Keir Starmer barely seems to believe he's PM.
Admittedly it was batshit, but at least she believed in it. Keir Starmer barely seems to believe he's PM.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
oh fuck this is actually true
basically haven't taken a breath since the live task
I assume @jackbern.bsky.social is on the floor as we speak
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
basically haven't taken a breath since the live task
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If we get to 50% before the end of tonight's #Taskmaster episode, I'll throw in a #freebie with every order (assuming we hit target)
So share, share, share!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
So share, share, share!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If we get to 50% before the end of tonight's #Taskmaster episode, I'll throw in a #freebie with every order (assuming we hit target)
So share, share, share!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
So share, share, share!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
Oh my god
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh my god