Tom ‘Crimble’ Crowley 🎄
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
Writer, actor, comedian, film, telly, radio. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com
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A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
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Home Alone 2 is horrendously unrealistic. Donald Trump would never pause to help a child.
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Home Alone 2 is horrendously unrealistic. Donald Trump would never pause to help a child.
Don’t forget guys, the new Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special starts at 10:15pm on BBC One, so that’s a perfect time for you to excuse yourself and listen to this on the toilet instead. 👇
Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don’t forget guys, the new Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special starts at 10:15pm on BBC One, so that’s a perfect time for you to excuse yourself and listen to this on the toilet instead. 👇
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Please enjoy this festive Christmas Reith.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Please enjoy this festive Christmas Reith.
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Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
December 25, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
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Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
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Not long now until you-know-who comes down the chimney.
That’s right-
That’s right-
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not long now until you-know-who comes down the chimney.
That’s right-
That’s right-
Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Season’s bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
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Our Xmas episode will arrive in your podcast feed at 3:30pm today! (Home time)
Let us know YOUR favourite Leyline High Xmas special.
Was it the one from 1989 where the chemistry teacher is buried with a stake of Holly through his heart- but then comes back to life because of a Xmas Zombie virus?
Let us know YOUR favourite Leyline High Xmas special.
Was it the one from 1989 where the chemistry teacher is buried with a stake of Holly through his heart- but then comes back to life because of a Xmas Zombie virus?
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Our Xmas episode will arrive in your podcast feed at 3:30pm today! (Home time)
Let us know YOUR favourite Leyline High Xmas special.
Was it the one from 1989 where the chemistry teacher is buried with a stake of Holly through his heart- but then comes back to life because of a Xmas Zombie virus?
Let us know YOUR favourite Leyline High Xmas special.
Was it the one from 1989 where the chemistry teacher is buried with a stake of Holly through his heart- but then comes back to life because of a Xmas Zombie virus?
No, no, Peter, I think you’ll find that when you release a podcast, people say ACH NEIN DAS PODCAST!
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING
with @atomcrowley.bsky.social and @tpneenan.bsky.social
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with @atomcrowley.bsky.social and @tpneenan.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...
LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley | Smersh Pod
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December 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
No, no, Peter, I think you’ll find that when you release a podcast, people say ACH NEIN DAS PODCAST!
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
The 2025 Tom Crowley Award for Post That Tom Crowley Posted That Tom Crowley Thinks About And Wants To Repost Most Often goes to…
THE 21st CENTURY:
HUMANITY: Hmm, climate change is a real problem but we're starting to reach the point where most of us acknowledge that something needs to be done.
A.I. DEVS: HEY WE INVENTED THIS GREAT THING THAT EATS FORESTS AND CRAPS OUT GARBAGE, IT ALSO STOPS YOUR BRAIN WORKING
HUMANITY: Hmm, climate change is a real problem but we're starting to reach the point where most of us acknowledge that something needs to be done.
A.I. DEVS: HEY WE INVENTED THIS GREAT THING THAT EATS FORESTS AND CRAPS OUT GARBAGE, IT ALSO STOPS YOUR BRAIN WORKING
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The 2025 Tom Crowley Award for Post That Tom Crowley Posted That Tom Crowley Thinks About And Wants To Repost Most Often goes to…
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The Empress of the Racnoss “akakakaka” from Doctor Who and Anna “yes, no, the fact is” Rampton from W1A are both played by Sarah Parish and I don’t think we talk about that enough.
An actor who understands the assignment. Unrecognisable. 🤩
An actor who understands the assignment. Unrecognisable. 🤩
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Empress of the Racnoss “akakakaka” from Doctor Who and Anna “yes, no, the fact is” Rampton from W1A are both played by Sarah Parish and I don’t think we talk about that enough.
An actor who understands the assignment. Unrecognisable. 🤩
An actor who understands the assignment. Unrecognisable. 🤩
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Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com now!
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Pay what you like for the Wooden Overcoats Special: Rudyard Ruins Christmas by @atomcrowley.bsky.social & @davidkbarnes.com. Have yourselves a very Piffling Christmas and Enjoy Yourselves! 🎄☃️🎅❄️
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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My pledges as next DG:
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My pledges as next DG:
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
• Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say ‘that’s great, isn’t it’ punishable by death
• Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: ‘up your arse sideways’
• Job retitled King of Telly
Hello from sea.
December 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hello from sea.
Always makes me happy that Phil Oakey is wearing a Dark Judges t-shirt in the video for Together in Electric Dreams. It's entirely irrelevant and doesn't match the content or mood of the song at all. The crime isss life!
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Always makes me happy that Phil Oakey is wearing a Dark Judges t-shirt in the video for Together in Electric Dreams. It's entirely irrelevant and doesn't match the content or mood of the song at all. The crime isss life!
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THE ITERATION IS THE GOOD BIIIIIIIT
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
THE ITERATION IS THE GOOD BIIIIIIIT
Rob Reiner directed so many absolutely world-class films that you could be forgiven for listing some of them as your favourites and forgetting it was him that made them.
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Rob Reiner directed so many absolutely world-class films that you could be forgiven for listing some of them as your favourites and forgetting it was him that made them.
Tomorrow, Sunday 14th December at 6pm, I’m guesting live on The LOL Show with Chris Smith! Then available to watch on YouTube after. Tune in at www.lovedabeatradio.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tomorrow, Sunday 14th December at 6pm, I’m guesting live on The LOL Show with Chris Smith! Then available to watch on YouTube after. Tune in at www.lovedabeatradio.co.uk
Four Candles and Dead Parrot are fine and everything, but I'm still going to stick my neck out and say this is the best sketch ever on telly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Four Candles and Dead Parrot are fine and everything, but I'm still going to stick my neck out and say this is the best sketch ever on telly.
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Heads up, you can apply to be Director General of the BBC through the job listing here: careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...
And if you think you're not qualified, just remember that John Reith had to find out what "broadcasting" was before his interview.
And if you think you're not qualified, just remember that John Reith had to find out what "broadcasting" was before his interview.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Heads up, you can apply to be Director General of the BBC through the job listing here: careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...
And if you think you're not qualified, just remember that John Reith had to find out what "broadcasting" was before his interview.
And if you think you're not qualified, just remember that John Reith had to find out what "broadcasting" was before his interview.
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Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day! crowleytime.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day! crowleytime.com
Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day! crowleytime.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day! crowleytime.com