Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
I want to watch a two-hour feature film which consists of over the top production company idents.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I want to watch a two-hour feature film which consists of over the top production company idents.
My money’s on Harold Lloyd for series 2 of Last One Laughing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My money’s on Harold Lloyd for series 2 of Last One Laughing.
I’ve just seen “Spitting Images” in a headline. Image. It’s “Image”.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve just seen “Spitting Images” in a headline. Image. It’s “Image”.
Weird how the Budget’s “tough choices” involve people who’ve got fuck-all, and lots of it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Weird how the Budget’s “tough choices” involve people who’ve got fuck-all, and lots of it.
Sorry, no excuse for shorts this time of year.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sorry, no excuse for shorts this time of year.
The brilliant Once Upon A Time In Space has reached the final instalment and some proper MAGA helmets are leaving a turd all over the final 20 minutes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The brilliant Once Upon A Time In Space has reached the final instalment and some proper MAGA helmets are leaving a turd all over the final 20 minutes.
BBC Name New Director General
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
BBC Name New Director General
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Terrific person and makes brilliant things 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Terrific person and makes brilliant things 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Bagpuss? Ballbagpuss, more like.
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Bagpuss? Ballbagpuss, more like.
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I'm delighted with my latest purchases from Gail. As always, they're great quality and very good value. And I get a warm feeling inside knowing I'm supporting a talented small business.
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm delighted with my latest purchases from Gail. As always, they're great quality and very good value. And I get a warm feeling inside knowing I'm supporting a talented small business.
You tell ‘em Georgy 👍👍 xx
If you’re thinking about #Christmas shopping then take a look at Gail’s website. Lots of gorgeous things and present ideas. I’m going to get my cards and wrapping paper again from her this year.
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You tell ‘em Georgy 👍👍 xx
The BBC’s library of old cricket needs to be plundered.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The BBC’s library of old cricket needs to be plundered.
Watched the writer’s room episode of the SNL documentary last night. The words “chalk” and “cheese” comes to mind when it comes to US and UK methodology.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Watched the writer’s room episode of the SNL documentary last night. The words “chalk” and “cheese” comes to mind when it comes to US and UK methodology.
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Just wanted to post this to thank you. My sister and I used to share a bedroom that overlooked forton services in the distance, in the day when it was lit up luminous green. Family home was sold last year and I bought your print and sent it to her. Brought us closer, she loved it. Buy Gail’s stuff!
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just wanted to post this to thank you. My sister and I used to share a bedroom that overlooked forton services in the distance, in the day when it was lit up luminous green. Family home was sold last year and I bought your print and sent it to her. Brought us closer, she loved it. Buy Gail’s stuff!
Not sure about the Airplane! reboot.
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not sure about the Airplane! reboot.
Just seen a picture of Michael Elphick on here. He was brilliant, wasn’t he? Not his biggest role, but his bully McGowan in Auf Wiedersehen Pet was so horribly true to life.
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just seen a picture of Michael Elphick on here. He was brilliant, wasn’t he? Not his biggest role, but his bully McGowan in Auf Wiedersehen Pet was so horribly true to life.
So the ten quid, originally awarded in 1972 to put towards a Christmas dinner, presents etc. should’ve increased with inflation so it was worth £168 today. The tight fuckers.
Looking forward to my DWP Christmas bonus payment of ten quid.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So the ten quid, originally awarded in 1972 to put towards a Christmas dinner, presents etc. should’ve increased with inflation so it was worth £168 today. The tight fuckers.
Looking forward to my DWP Christmas bonus payment of ten quid.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Looking forward to my DWP Christmas bonus payment of ten quid.
Hey up lovely people, ok, ok I know @gailmyerscough.co.uk is the Missus Wife but she’s an incredible talent and works double-double hard. Please have a look, pur-chase or simply spread the word 👍👊 xx
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey up lovely people, ok, ok I know @gailmyerscough.co.uk is the Missus Wife but she’s an incredible talent and works double-double hard. Please have a look, pur-chase or simply spread the word 👍👊 xx
Not sure there are enough reality or celebrity-based reality TV shows on Saturday night. Especially ones employing me as a writer.
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not sure there are enough reality or celebrity-based reality TV shows on Saturday night. Especially ones employing me as a writer.
Watching one of the original Tales Of The Unexpected. Roald Dahl farting into his armchair.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Watching one of the original Tales Of The Unexpected. Roald Dahl farting into his armchair.
Noticing some people I know over on FB who’s creative work will have been effected by AI and will be screwed by AI in the future, using AI-enhanced imagery because stupid.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Noticing some people I know over on FB who’s creative work will have been effected by AI and will be screwed by AI in the future, using AI-enhanced imagery because stupid.
Just imagining how much dosh I’d be spending these days if I was still a raging pisspot.
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just imagining how much dosh I’d be spending these days if I was still a raging pisspot.
I love The Onion. Oh.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love The Onion. Oh.