Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
I hate the snow and ice. I can’t leave the bleeding house because the smallest slip will trigger a seizure. Balls to it.
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I hate the snow and ice. I can’t leave the bleeding house because the smallest slip will trigger a seizure. Balls to it.
Enough staying up to watch the cricket, already.
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Enough staying up to watch the cricket, already.
Something of the Clancy Brown about Brydon Carse.
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Something of the Clancy Brown about Brydon Carse.
Ok, the cricket’s bad enough but what’s with the periodical table graphic bullshit
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Ok, the cricket’s bad enough but what’s with the periodical table graphic bullshit
Top notch knock. Get Chris Old into the attack.
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Top notch knock. Get Chris Old into the attack.
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Here's me chatting about Billy Liar and the wider long-lost black and white world of Britain in the early sixties. How can something made before The Beatles even took off still have so much resonance? Join us and find out!
timworthington.org/2024/12/30/g...
timworthington.org/2024/12/30/g...
Goon Pod: Billy Liar
Why do so many people love Billy Liar so much when so many of its contemporaries have been forgotten? Here’s a chat about just that.
timworthington.org
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Here's me chatting about Billy Liar and the wider long-lost black and white world of Britain in the early sixties. How can something made before The Beatles even took off still have so much resonance? Join us and find out!
timworthington.org/2024/12/30/g...
timworthington.org/2024/12/30/g...
My shiny website, courtesy of the amazing “Missus Wife” @gailmyerscough.co.uk, featuring my writing services, including my all-new ‘AI SPEECH FIX’ feature, which does what it says on the tin.
The multi-talented @gailmyerscough.co.uk has done a marvellous job remodelling and reshaping my website. Go and have a look for yourselves and repost, if you please - ta very much 👍 www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
My shiny website, courtesy of the amazing “Missus Wife” @gailmyerscough.co.uk, featuring my writing services, including my all-new ‘AI SPEECH FIX’ feature, which does what it says on the tin.
The multi-talented @gailmyerscough.co.uk has done a marvellous job remodelling and reshaping my website. Go and have a look for yourselves and repost, if you please - ta very much 👍 www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services.
Get in touch!
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The multi-talented @gailmyerscough.co.uk has done a marvellous job remodelling and reshaping my website. Go and have a look for yourselves and repost, if you please - ta very much 👍 www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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NEW COURSE! NEW COURSE!
I'm doing a new short 'how not to make a shit podcast' course, because people have asked. Shortcuts and tips for making fun microbudget pods, from a decade of experience.
Two Zoom sessions in early February.
Sign up on the website.
www.gralefrit.co.uk/podcast-cour...
I'm doing a new short 'how not to make a shit podcast' course, because people have asked. Shortcuts and tips for making fun microbudget pods, from a decade of experience.
Two Zoom sessions in early February.
Sign up on the website.
www.gralefrit.co.uk/podcast-cour...
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
NEW COURSE! NEW COURSE!
I'm doing a new short 'how not to make a shit podcast' course, because people have asked. Shortcuts and tips for making fun microbudget pods, from a decade of experience.
Two Zoom sessions in early February.
Sign up on the website.
www.gralefrit.co.uk/podcast-cour...
I'm doing a new short 'how not to make a shit podcast' course, because people have asked. Shortcuts and tips for making fun microbudget pods, from a decade of experience.
Two Zoom sessions in early February.
Sign up on the website.
www.gralefrit.co.uk/podcast-cour...
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Don’t like the look of season 3 of Landman.
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off?
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Don’t like the look of season 3 of Landman.
That Jamie Smith dismissal is probably the funniest thing, ever.
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
That Jamie Smith dismissal is probably the funniest thing, ever.
I went to sleep just before England began offering up the Desperate Dan pies.
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I went to sleep just before England began offering up the Desperate Dan pies.
This from the BBC will have John Arlott off-spinning in his grave: “England's pace bowling attack was supposed to provide new hope of winning in Australia. Luke Skywalker would have been better at holding a line and length.”
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
This from the BBC will have John Arlott off-spinning in his grave: “England's pace bowling attack was supposed to provide new hope of winning in Australia. Luke Skywalker would have been better at holding a line and length.”
Just watched the Hercules the bear documentary. Bloody hell. Something extremely itchy in my eye.
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Just watched the Hercules the bear documentary. Bloody hell. Something extremely itchy in my eye.
Not enjoying the new series of The Sopranos, and it looks as though Tony’s put a heck of a lot of weight on.
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Not enjoying the new series of The Sopranos, and it looks as though Tony’s put a heck of a lot of weight on.
Turned my hearing aid down - the one nearest the Brenda-in-Law.
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Turned my hearing aid down - the one nearest the Brenda-in-Law.
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Bought OTD in 1970: my favourite Who album by miles. Fast funny sharp and on occasion, very psychedelic. Big hitters about (Armenia, Mary Anne, Odorono, Miles) but special appreciation for Our Love Was (those guitar parts) and Relax, proper vortex psych
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Bought OTD in 1970: my favourite Who album by miles. Fast funny sharp and on occasion, very psychedelic. Big hitters about (Armenia, Mary Anne, Odorono, Miles) but special appreciation for Our Love Was (those guitar parts) and Relax, proper vortex psych
Adam Curtis should get at least a couple of films from the current US administration.
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Adam Curtis should get at least a couple of films from the current US administration.