Matt Owen
@mjowen174.bsky.social
Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.
Excuse me - the what of what?
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Excuse me - the what of what?
Try telling that to Pete.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Try telling that to Pete.
Pete’s knackered after staying up to watch the cricket.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pete’s knackered after staying up to watch the cricket.
“Massive ‘COUGH!’”
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“Massive ‘COUGH!’”
I prefer their earlier stuff
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I prefer their earlier stuff
How To Get A Taxpayer-Funded Handjob Before Reeves Takes It Away
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
How To Get A Taxpayer-Funded Handjob Before Reeves Takes It Away
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT KATIE
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT KATIE
No-one’s told him you can’t shred emails
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
No-one’s told him you can’t shred emails
Enid Shiteon, more like
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Enid Shiteon, more like
I read that as “Larry Sanders”.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I read that as “Larry Sanders”.
The other Kallman Syndrome, was in the Albert Hall.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The other Kallman Syndrome, was in the Albert Hall.
Thousands Of Trump Lies Released
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thousands Of Trump Lies Released
“Kids” - is she trying to sound like a stuffy grown-up in a Cliff Richard film.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Kids” - is she trying to sound like a stuffy grown-up in a Cliff Richard film.
I’m a Telegraph journalist who’s run out of ideas.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m a Telegraph journalist who’s run out of ideas.
BBC Name New Director General
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
BBC Name New Director General
I love The Onion. Oh.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I love The Onion. Oh.
Accompanied by the sound of Chris Mason “moaning” and “grunting” before lighting a cigarette.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Accompanied by the sound of Chris Mason “moaning” and “grunting” before lighting a cigarette.
“LANDS” - because it’s just like winning Euromillions
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“LANDS” - because it’s just like winning Euromillions
Horse’s Winklegruben £ 12.99
Brewed In Luton Pilsner £9.50
Cold Gluhwein £8.79
Twats Ten-a-Penny
Plus
Winter Wonderland Yellow Snow
Non-DBS Checked Santa
Spiced-Up Elves
Brewed In Luton Pilsner £9.50
Cold Gluhwein £8.79
Twats Ten-a-Penny
Plus
Winter Wonderland Yellow Snow
Non-DBS Checked Santa
Spiced-Up Elves
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Horse’s Winklegruben £ 12.99
Brewed In Luton Pilsner £9.50
Cold Gluhwein £8.79
Twats Ten-a-Penny
Plus
Winter Wonderland Yellow Snow
Non-DBS Checked Santa
Spiced-Up Elves
Brewed In Luton Pilsner £9.50
Cold Gluhwein £8.79
Twats Ten-a-Penny
Plus
Winter Wonderland Yellow Snow
Non-DBS Checked Santa
Spiced-Up Elves