reni 🦌
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popping the kettle on, anyone want anything
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
popping the kettle on, anyone want anything
zeus, just before deciding which animal to transform into this time:
I love the Olympics
February 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
zeus, just before deciding which animal to transform into this time:
let me ask for your bank details and those special photos of your wife because i'm thirsty in a more environmentally friendly way
Advert on TV for letting Google reply to your mates messages with data it finds on your phone to save you having to interact with them and further detach you from humanity.
Wonder how long before a 'mate' asks for your bank details or those special photos of your wife.
Wonder how long before a 'mate' asks for your bank details or those special photos of your wife.
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
let me ask for your bank details and those special photos of your wife because i'm thirsty in a more environmentally friendly way
this friday the 13th is extra spooky because it's on the 13th friday of the 13th month, which only happens once every 666 years
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
this friday the 13th is extra spooky because it's on the 13th friday of the 13th month, which only happens once every 666 years
as i thought would happen, the MASSIVE UMBRELLA i ordered has finally arrived just as it's STOPPED RAINING, i am FUMING
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
as i thought would happen, the MASSIVE UMBRELLA i ordered has finally arrived just as it's STOPPED RAINING, i am FUMING
so you're telling me someone skimmed this milk... with their SEMI???
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
so you're telling me someone skimmed this milk... with their SEMI???
working in the office today and i've managed to spread my belongings over three desks, a new record
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
working in the office today and i've managed to spread my belongings over three desks, a new record
colin the caterpillar? forget about him! the hot new birthday cake everyone wants is shrimantha the shrimp
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
colin the caterpillar? forget about him! the hot new birthday cake everyone wants is shrimantha the shrimp
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I'm opening up a few slots for emote, emoji and sticker commissions!
Full pricing and info: nocturne.works/commissions
Full pricing and info: nocturne.works/commissions
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I'm opening up a few slots for emote, emoji and sticker commissions!
Full pricing and info: nocturne.works/commissions
Full pricing and info: nocturne.works/commissions
summer olympics is bouba and winter olympics is kiki
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
summer olympics is bouba and winter olympics is kiki
[youth pastor voice] you know who else was DRAFTED in to SAVE our souls by carrying POSTS
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else was DRAFTED in to SAVE our souls by carrying POSTS
someone sat in front of me on the train is watching the TV show i'm watching and i thought they were on an episode ahead of me so i was avoiding looking at their screen but now i can see they are episodes behind so I'M GONNA RUIN IT FOR THEM HAHAHAHAHA
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
someone sat in front of me on the train is watching the TV show i'm watching and i thought they were on an episode ahead of me so i was avoiding looking at their screen but now i can see they are episodes behind so I'M GONNA RUIN IT FOR THEM HAHAHAHAHA
backend engineer? i sure h- i mean, i bet th- no, wait! i har- [several shots ring out]
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
backend engineer? i sure h- i mean, i bet th- no, wait! i har- [several shots ring out]
slow blinking at the office's tech support so that they know i love them even though i am very close to throwing my laptop out of the window
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 AM
slow blinking at the office's tech support so that they know i love them even though i am very close to throwing my laptop out of the window
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Last week, I left The Queery (a non-profit queer cafe, book store and event space in Brighton) with other experienced members because of a deeply ingrained poor working culture.
The resignation statements of some of the people who left (incl. me): docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The resignation statements of some of the people who left (incl. me): docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Volunteer Resignations from The Queery (January 2026)
Volunteer Resignations from The Queery (January 2026) Due to a deeply ingrained, poor working culture at The Queery, most Queery volunteers have resigned. As a result, The Queery will operate at red...
docs.google.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Last week, I left The Queery (a non-profit queer cafe, book store and event space in Brighton) with other experienced members because of a deeply ingrained poor working culture.
The resignation statements of some of the people who left (incl. me): docs.google.com/document/d/1...
The resignation statements of some of the people who left (incl. me): docs.google.com/document/d/1...
if the train is going away from london, the display shouldn't show the status of london network lines, the display should play cartoons instead
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
if the train is going away from london, the display shouldn't show the status of london network lines, the display should play cartoons instead
call me a cynic but i'm watching curling at the winter olympics and i don't believe the sweepy-sweep-sweep brush actually does anything
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
call me a cynic but i'm watching curling at the winter olympics and i don't believe the sweepy-sweep-sweep brush actually does anything
GIVE HIM BACK HIS JOB 😭😭😭
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
GIVE HIM BACK HIS JOB 😭😭😭
race-coded decision-making is very sneaky, like you should absolutely wonder why the BBC has a specific accent voiceover for death in paradise, a cosy crime show set on a caribbean island, that isn't used for any other shows
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
race-coded decision-making is very sneaky, like you should absolutely wonder why the BBC has a specific accent voiceover for death in paradise, a cosy crime show set on a caribbean island, that isn't used for any other shows
watching a film and one of the villains is a little camp with their evil
patrick star from spongebob squarepants laying on a ledge with pink hearts around him
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants laying on a ledge with pink hearts around him
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February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
watching a film and one of the villains is a little camp with their evil
meal prepped a delicious dupe of a fancy london salad bar (almost thirteen british pounds for a salad bowl? you're having a laugh!) for my lunch this week, and yes i'm feeling very smug about it
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
meal prepped a delicious dupe of a fancy london salad bar (almost thirteen british pounds for a salad bowl? you're having a laugh!) for my lunch this week, and yes i'm feeling very smug about it
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Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
on a call to @octopus.energy and the hold music is killing me softly by fugees! one of my karaoke playlist tunes! very sad when the call finally connected to customer service
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
on a call to @octopus.energy and the hold music is killing me softly by fugees! one of my karaoke playlist tunes! very sad when the call finally connected to customer service
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A portrait of Kermit I did some time back.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
A portrait of Kermit I did some time back.
second attempt at draining hot noodles WITHOUT pouring them down the sink, wish me luck 🫡
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
second attempt at draining hot noodles WITHOUT pouring them down the sink, wish me luck 🫡