reni 🦌
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don't understand how a company can own a colour? like the colour wasn't invented for the company? the colour existed before but now there's a trademark on it? i don't get it
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
don't understand how a company can own a colour? like the colour wasn't invented for the company? the colour existed before but now there's a trademark on it? i don't get it
my alarm clock is deep rumbling purrs and the feeling that i'm being intensely watched
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
my alarm clock is deep rumbling purrs and the feeling that i'm being intensely watched
when you're facing A Giant Hovering Lantern and The Aliens From War Of The Worlds, only an 8ft long pickaxe will do
Join me, Alan Mardghum, Heather Wood and others for Your Party’s rally with the Durham Miners Association!
🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB
Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
🌹Saturday 15 November, 1pm
🌹 Pitman’s Parliament, Durham Miners’ Association, DH1 4BB
Tickets are first come first serve, so don’t miss out: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/your-party...
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
when you're facing A Giant Hovering Lantern and The Aliens From War Of The Worlds, only an 8ft long pickaxe will do
"ooh that's gonna hurt in the morning" - me when a character has either been very obviously killed or had so many bones broken
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"ooh that's gonna hurt in the morning" - me when a character has either been very obviously killed or had so many bones broken
ran out of bedtime stroopwafel, this is a very difficult time for me, please respect my privacy
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ran out of bedtime stroopwafel, this is a very difficult time for me, please respect my privacy
please tell me we can all see where the "DNA test reveals world's most evil guy was likely neurodivergent" train ends up
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
please tell me we can all see where the "DNA test reveals world's most evil guy was likely neurodivergent" train ends up
unfortunately the bedtime stroopwafel must continue until morale improves
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
unfortunately the bedtime stroopwafel must continue until morale improves
my mobile phone company sending me an email about my data allowance, telling me i'm almost at my limit... you fucking bet i am! hahaaaaaaaa
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my mobile phone company sending me an email about my data allowance, telling me i'm almost at my limit... you fucking bet i am! hahaaaaaaaa
don't know why my instagram feed keeps showing me videos of super muscly japanese women, well i guess i'll have to keep watching them, sometimes more than once, until it stops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
don't know why my instagram feed keeps showing me videos of super muscly japanese women, well i guess i'll have to keep watching them, sometimes more than once, until it stops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ooh look at me i'm father and i'm sending emails
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
ooh look at me i'm father and i'm sending emails
you can have bedtime stroopwafel if you've been good today. or if you've been bad today, why not
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
you can have bedtime stroopwafel if you've been good today. or if you've been bad today, why not
the evening is too early, the day is dark too soon, we should rotate the planet, fuck you southern hemisphere
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the evening is too early, the day is dark too soon, we should rotate the planet, fuck you southern hemisphere
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November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
if you like my silly thoughts from my silly brain, please consider buying me a silly coffee xoxo
hey i have finally figured out why the formatting is fucked in my doc, this has taken me months, may i only know peace from here on out
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
hey i have finally figured out why the formatting is fucked in my doc, this has taken me months, may i only know peace from here on out
eating another decadent mouse meal: warm scones with a big chunk of stilton
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
eating another decadent mouse meal: warm scones with a big chunk of stilton
damn i got too overstimulated and now i can't go to my pilates class, we should never have left the oceans
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
damn i got too overstimulated and now i can't go to my pilates class, we should never have left the oceans
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November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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ridiculous peeve, i know, but i hate when they say "the judges would love you to make..." on bake off, really annoys me and i don't know why
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
ridiculous peeve, i know, but i hate when they say "the judges would love you to make..." on bake off, really annoys me and i don't know why
guy fawkes implies the existence of gal knives
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
guy fawkes implies the existence of gal knives
the trouble with bacon in a burger is that what i want is a slice crisped to perfection and what i get is into a stringy tug of war with the spirit of an animal raging from beyond the grave
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the trouble with bacon in a burger is that what i want is a slice crisped to perfection and what i get is into a stringy tug of war with the spirit of an animal raging from beyond the grave
asking a british shop manager to explain what exactly black friday is, just to watch them start nervously sweating
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
asking a british shop manager to explain what exactly black friday is, just to watch them start nervously sweating
when my dehumidifer detects high humidity, which is every day because i live in brighton, the little display says HI and i'm like hello to you too my sweetheart how are you~~
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
when my dehumidifer detects high humidity, which is every day because i live in brighton, the little display says HI and i'm like hello to you too my sweetheart how are you~~
following way too many americans on here, what the fuck are you lot on about now
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
following way too many americans on here, what the fuck are you lot on about now
said a very stern NO to a man i do not know who was about to open a bottle of beer with his teeth, he very sheepishly put the bottle down
a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
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November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
said a very stern NO to a man i do not know who was about to open a bottle of beer with his teeth, he very sheepishly put the bottle down
eating a decadent mouse meal: warm naan breads with a big chunk of stilton
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
eating a decadent mouse meal: warm naan breads with a big chunk of stilton