reni 🦌
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jools... put down the piano... we're all here to help you
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
jools... put down the piano... we're all here to help you
filling up hot water bottle
steam hits my glasses, i can't see
hope i don't spill hot water on my hands
i am spilling hot water on my hands
can't feel it because hands so cold
steam hits my glasses, i can't see
hope i don't spill hot water on my hands
i am spilling hot water on my hands
can't feel it because hands so cold
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
filling up hot water bottle
steam hits my glasses, i can't see
hope i don't spill hot water on my hands
i am spilling hot water on my hands
can't feel it because hands so cold
steam hits my glasses, i can't see
hope i don't spill hot water on my hands
i am spilling hot water on my hands
can't feel it because hands so cold
£9.20 for less than 100g of coffee? are we well? are we doing alright out here?
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
£9.20 for less than 100g of coffee? are we well? are we doing alright out here?
repeatedly telling myself that the bad actions of other people are not a reflection of me or my character, just girly things~
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
repeatedly telling myself that the bad actions of other people are not a reflection of me or my character, just girly things~
two gummies and i start being real fucking honest (crying and replying to every single one of my beautiful friends' beautiful instagram stories 😭)
December 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
two gummies and i start being real fucking honest (crying and replying to every single one of my beautiful friends' beautiful instagram stories 😭)
hey cats protection my cat is sat on me and he has just let out the stinkiest loudest fart in his sleep is it too late to return him yeah he didn't even wake up i can't believe it either
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
hey cats protection my cat is sat on me and he has just let out the stinkiest loudest fart in his sleep is it too late to return him yeah he didn't even wake up i can't believe it either
carefully typing while my cat rests his head gently on my arm, he sometimes does a polite bite when my typing becomes too lively but maybe this time...
December 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
carefully typing while my cat rests his head gently on my arm, he sometimes does a polite bite when my typing becomes too lively but maybe this time...
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A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
this style of headline sounds insane
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
this style of headline sounds insane
silly goose of the house (youngest child)
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
silly goose of the house (youngest child)
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imagine being the stepdad to the most famous baby in the history of mankind and you're still not even the joseph they write a musical about
December 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
imagine being the stepdad to the most famous baby in the history of mankind and you're still not even the joseph they write a musical about
goodwill to all men? nah! this year, only bad williams to all men
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
goodwill to all men? nah! this year, only bad williams to all men
peace on earth, war on mars, crisis on venus
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
peace on earth, war on mars, crisis on venus
discovered a bottle of red wine in the back of my wardrobe (santa's been!) and so i'm making a boxing day boeuf bourgignon :)
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
discovered a bottle of red wine in the back of my wardrobe (santa's been!) and so i'm making a boxing day boeuf bourgignon :)
it's not christmas until your mum sends you a forwarded many times whatsapp video of AI santa or AI jesus 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
it's not christmas until your mum sends you a forwarded many times whatsapp video of AI santa or AI jesus 🙃
right, it's come to this, i'm using christmas rules to "simply believe" that a dash of hot water will revive my hardened chocolate ganache
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
right, it's come to this, i'm using christmas rules to "simply believe" that a dash of hot water will revive my hardened chocolate ganache
yes i know it's unwise to do my home solstice deep clean, laundry, food shop for the christmas day pals potluck and cook for the christmas day pals potluck, and cook for boxing day, to do all of this on christmas eve, but do i look like a wise man
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
yes i know it's unwise to do my home solstice deep clean, laundry, food shop for the christmas day pals potluck and cook for the christmas day pals potluck, and cook for boxing day, to do all of this on christmas eve, but do i look like a wise man
the grinch implies the existence of the groutch
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the grinch implies the existence of the groutch
watching spiderman no way home for the first time after years of being out of the marvel loop and IT IS BLISS, i have no idea what is going on
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
watching spiderman no way home for the first time after years of being out of the marvel loop and IT IS BLISS, i have no idea what is going on
quite the jumpscare watching despicable me and realising that a character is voiced by RUSSELL BRAND???
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
quite the jumpscare watching despicable me and realising that a character is voiced by RUSSELL BRAND???
mmm controversial opinion but i don't think we need to build any more apps, that's enough now
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
mmm controversial opinion but i don't think we need to build any more apps, that's enough now
not loving the grinch's arc of villain -> anti-hero -> Big Christmas's Official Spokesperson, something smells off here
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
not loving the grinch's arc of villain -> anti-hero -> Big Christmas's Official Spokesperson, something smells off here
sometimes it is restorative to simply yell I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE at the sky, at the sea, into a pillow, in your head
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
sometimes it is restorative to simply yell I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE at the sky, at the sea, into a pillow, in your head
channel 4 really said rule of three 😤😤😤
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
channel 4 really said rule of three 😤😤😤
"it's just a funny reference to love actually" no it is not, is this keira knightley the actor or keira knightley the character saying "please say you haven't got cue cards" in the waitrose christmas advert? she has said in interviews that she did not like that scene so was this ac[sound fades out]
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"it's just a funny reference to love actually" no it is not, is this keira knightley the actor or keira knightley the character saying "please say you haven't got cue cards" in the waitrose christmas advert? she has said in interviews that she did not like that scene so was this ac[sound fades out]