reni 🦌
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that's the trouble with white men today, they are utterly convinced of their opinions until presented with better options
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
that's the trouble with white men today, they are utterly convinced of their opinions until presented with better options
bro i would simply learn how to paint for real
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
bro i would simply learn how to paint for real
my alarm clock is deep rumbling purrs and the feeling that i'm being intensely watched
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
my alarm clock is deep rumbling purrs and the feeling that i'm being intensely watched
ooh look at me i'm father and i'm sending emails
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
ooh look at me i'm father and i'm sending emails
when my dehumidifer detects high humidity, which is every day because i live in brighton, the little display says HI and i'm like hello to you too my sweetheart how are you~~
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
when my dehumidifer detects high humidity, which is every day because i live in brighton, the little display says HI and i'm like hello to you too my sweetheart how are you~~
they always say "werewolf"
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
they always say "werewolf"
baby... that's just binary with more steps
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
baby... that's just binary with more steps
dutch airline KLM serves drinks on the house in a house
![Since the 1950s, KLM has presented its World Business Class passengers with a Delft blue miniature traditional Dutch house, 230] These miniatures are reproductions of real Dutch houses and are filled with Dutch geneve. (231] Initially the houses were filled with Bols liqueur, which in 1986 was changed to Bols young genever. 232] In 1952, KLM started to give the houses to its First Class passengers. With the elimination of First Class in 1993, the houses were handed out to all Business Class passengers. 233] The impetus for these houses was a rule aimed at curtailing a previously widespread practise of offering incentives to passengers by limiting the value of gifts given by airlines to US$0.75. KLM did not bill the Delft Blue houses as a gift but as a last drink free of charge, which was served in the house. 233][234]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d3zpsmbkouuug4hq6e57fom3/bafkreidfa6qs6tkfao55gpt64qtlofcsulf4tggxpnsdjsbnny4xuyfwty@jpeg)
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
dutch airline KLM serves drinks on the house in a house
so when i finally had the means to get a cat, i meticulously browsed the websites of all the rescues near me that had cats up for adoption. and i got a white cat. i fucked up real bad, everyone
October 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
so when i finally had the means to get a cat, i meticulously browsed the websites of all the rescues near me that had cats up for adoption. and i got a white cat. i fucked up real bad, everyone
a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know
anne hathaway (the actor) should have been cast as anne hathaway (the person) in the new shakespeare film FOR THE BIT! i don't care about the aesthetics or the auditions or the plot! for. the. bit. COME ON!!
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
anne hathaway (the actor) should have been cast as anne hathaway (the person) in the new shakespeare film FOR THE BIT! i don't care about the aesthetics or the auditions or the plot! for. the. bit. COME ON!!
bloody hell, buy me a drink first, PB
October 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
bloody hell, buy me a drink first, PB
three years of this stinky cloud in my life, happy gotcha day 🥰🥹
October 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
three years of this stinky cloud in my life, happy gotcha day 🥰🥹
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
sometimes the purple category in connections gets me like
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
sometimes the purple category in connections gets me like
when i'm at the laundrette and last of the summer wine is on the TV and i hear the voice of wallace from wallace and gromit
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
when i'm at the laundrette and last of the summer wine is on the TV and i hear the voice of wallace from wallace and gromit
is chin zumping the solution to dopamine cheeks? is nose bongling the solution to serotonin brows? is eye vooming the solution to adrenal ears?
September 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
is chin zumping the solution to dopamine cheeks? is nose bongling the solution to serotonin brows? is eye vooming the solution to adrenal ears?
caught in the rain, my eyebrows are soaked through
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
caught in the rain, my eyebrows are soaked through
mature content? well, he is 60 human years old, i guess
September 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
mature content? well, he is 60 human years old, i guess
snoring like he works a 9-5 🤭🥹😭
September 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
snoring like he works a 9-5 🤭🥹😭
🎵 there's a hole in the gutter, dear maintenance, dear maintenance 🎵
September 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
🎵 there's a hole in the gutter, dear maintenance, dear maintenance 🎵
sat in the deli of the new IKEA and listening to @unprescribedpod.bsky.social while cross-stitching a CMYK test print, a proper quaint saturday
August 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
sat in the deli of the new IKEA and listening to @unprescribedpod.bsky.social while cross-stitching a CMYK test print, a proper quaint saturday
salmon poke bowl, from my mind to my tummy
August 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
salmon poke bowl, from my mind to my tummy