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@guy1.bsky.social
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Almost two months ago a mysterious, quiet man became a one-week regular at my usual neighborhood bar. And as suddenly as he appeared, he was gone again, forever.
Christian kracht writes like a maniac
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Christian kracht writes like a maniac
Throwing up at the ll bean outlet store
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Throwing up at the ll bean outlet store
Put on my peacoat for the first time this season and found an empty fritos bag
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Put on my peacoat for the first time this season and found an empty fritos bag
Stressed out single mom bird: kyle i am throwing up for you constantly! And i never get any recognition
Kyle the teenage bird: i wish dad was here
Stressed out single mom bird: well he flew the coop so you’re stuck with me kyle
Kyle the teenage bird: I wish i had fallen out of the nest
Kyle the teenage bird: i wish dad was here
Stressed out single mom bird: well he flew the coop so you’re stuck with me kyle
Kyle the teenage bird: I wish i had fallen out of the nest
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Stressed out single mom bird: kyle i am throwing up for you constantly! And i never get any recognition
Kyle the teenage bird: i wish dad was here
Stressed out single mom bird: well he flew the coop so you’re stuck with me kyle
Kyle the teenage bird: I wish i had fallen out of the nest
Kyle the teenage bird: i wish dad was here
Stressed out single mom bird: well he flew the coop so you’re stuck with me kyle
Kyle the teenage bird: I wish i had fallen out of the nest
Playing SNL loudly on my phone in the metro station so the national guard knows my ass is laughing about trump
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Playing SNL loudly on my phone in the metro station so the national guard knows my ass is laughing about trump
Referring to a woman other than my gf with whom i go on adventures as my Side Quest
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Referring to a woman other than my gf with whom i go on adventures as my Side Quest
Eating a sandwich in my cubicle and pondering the Mysterious Man again
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Eating a sandwich in my cubicle and pondering the Mysterious Man again
Me: hey can I change the font size
Outlook phone app: uhhh you can make the app dark mode?
Me: don’t care, but I would like to have a smaller font so it doesn’t look like i’m shouting at people
Outlook: we haven’t figured out how to do that.
Me: change the font size?
Outlook: dark mode is
Outlook phone app: uhhh you can make the app dark mode?
Me: don’t care, but I would like to have a smaller font so it doesn’t look like i’m shouting at people
Outlook: we haven’t figured out how to do that.
Me: change the font size?
Outlook: dark mode is
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me: hey can I change the font size
Outlook phone app: uhhh you can make the app dark mode?
Me: don’t care, but I would like to have a smaller font so it doesn’t look like i’m shouting at people
Outlook: we haven’t figured out how to do that.
Me: change the font size?
Outlook: dark mode is
Outlook phone app: uhhh you can make the app dark mode?
Me: don’t care, but I would like to have a smaller font so it doesn’t look like i’m shouting at people
Outlook: we haven’t figured out how to do that.
Me: change the font size?
Outlook: dark mode is
James bond more like james conned. Man lies like he’s ringing a bell
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
James bond more like james conned. Man lies like he’s ringing a bell
Showing up on the docks in Portsmouth 350 years later telling border agents “they sent me back” with a shrug and refusing to go into further detail
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Showing up on the docks in Portsmouth 350 years later telling border agents “they sent me back” with a shrug and refusing to go into further detail
(American accent) today we onner the vedderins
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
(American accent) today we onner the vedderins
Colin Firth? More like colin “i plead the fifth”
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Colin Firth? More like colin “i plead the fifth”
I’d love to follow someone who posts about things they don’t like to post about, or about possibly deleting their account
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’d love to follow someone who posts about things they don’t like to post about, or about possibly deleting their account
Math is crazy it’s like
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, everybody in the car come on let’s ride to
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, everybody in the car come on let’s ride to
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Math is crazy it’s like
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, everybody in the car come on let’s ride to
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, everybody in the car come on let’s ride to
Doug kammerer is fucking milking this snow tease
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Doug kammerer is fucking milking this snow tease
Omg please give me your hand in marriage *yawn*
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Omg please give me your hand in marriage *yawn*
Everyone missed the point which was me showing off my free trial subscription to apple news plus but that’s ok
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Everyone missed the point which was me showing off my free trial subscription to apple news plus but that’s ok
Yeah you gotta meet my friend, I think you two would really hit it off. He’s a goofy surgeon from Crabapple Cove Maine. He’s a vet with a bit of a wild side but I think he’s a one-woman man now. He is a bit of a drinker
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yeah you gotta meet my friend, I think you two would really hit it off. He’s a goofy surgeon from Crabapple Cove Maine. He’s a vet with a bit of a wild side but I think he’s a one-woman man now. He is a bit of a drinker
Brought a couple old coats to the office for the charity drive but I may rotate which I wrap around the back of my chair, to create the illusion, maybe i’m still downtown but in the bathroom or something
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Brought a couple old coats to the office for the charity drive but I may rotate which I wrap around the back of my chair, to create the illusion, maybe i’m still downtown but in the bathroom or something
They should put a loch ness style monster in the washington channel
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They should put a loch ness style monster in the washington channel
There’s this one guy in the neighborhood I impersonate whenever I need to act normal and make a good impression at work
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
There’s this one guy in the neighborhood I impersonate whenever I need to act normal and make a good impression at work
It’s that time of year again when I refuse to read about whatever policies i signed up for via open enrollment 4 years ago and just keep choosing “yep same shit again sure”
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s that time of year again when I refuse to read about whatever policies i signed up for via open enrollment 4 years ago and just keep choosing “yep same shit again sure”