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Kinda Cool to implement chamber pots being a part of life before like 100 years ago. Hell yeah brother
Whenever i make a quick decision with far less grave potential consequences than death i like to say “what are they gonna do- kill me?” It’s a great bit and everyone loves it
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real

*eats lunch*

Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Today’s one of those days when the calls are over i might put on a waist length jacket and turn the collar up and walk around with a half pint of jamo drinking to the various constellations
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Decided to nickname the four nuns who walk around the neighborhood the Beadles. Bc of the bead things they have. And a bamd from the uk
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me talking to recruiters
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In one of my nightmares a floating turtle (standard size) seemed to have a lot of power in wreaking the supernatural havoc that was occurring. Afterwards in my woken state I find this really cool
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Any time i wake up alive i wonder where i was when i went to sleep
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jfc the nightmares were bad last night
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
imo they should pronounce the US birmingham the british way. The american way is way too sassy, i always have to plant my hands on my hips and then there’s a laugh track after and it’s just too confusing and time consuming
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Fully on board with alt text for visibility reasons and in general. Because while at first I thought having to explain the joke takes the fun out of it, i now have enough evidence that about 90% of this website needs it explained
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Tfw today around here

our skies will turn cloudy by noon and rain is likely before sunset.

Whilst tomorrow

Thick clouds will keep temperatures close to 50° all day Wednesday.
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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It is in the early morning that the clearest distinction between soap and soup can be drawn
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
People often say on days such as this when it’s mathematically freezing, “guy how do you stay warm and keep posting.” Well actually it’s quite simple. My DC as fuck is a blanket which keeps me warm
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Learned the name of that funny french military hat today. Kepi
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Winter is like, 9:15 ok fine i’m getting ready for bed
9:30 ok i’m in bed
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is still the vibe here
The unrepentant poster
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Cool prague. Let me guess. Defenestrated? I thought so
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yep got everything i could think of
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hey. NFL players, pogo sticks called; they want their jumping up and down and being fucking bad at what they do back
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I miss Tom Crimes
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The weather will literally be blustery around here today and an 80% chance of rain tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Standing up (and interrupting)
In staff meeting to announce “my intention to retire” and note this will happen “as soon as financially feasible” (never) and sitting down
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I just didn’t need to know there was an establishment called ShipGarten in tysons
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
What’s even happening anymore
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yeah a boat ran into it
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM