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Eating behind my hand like the itysl hotdog sketch
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Eating behind my hand like the itysl hotdog sketch
What’s that noise in the background you ask? I wouldn’t worry too much about that for now
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What’s that noise in the background you ask? I wouldn’t worry too much about that for now
Finally crossing off the first word on my handwritten list of answers, “soup.” Now to guess “Doug Kammerer” for every clue
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Finally crossing off the first word on my handwritten list of answers, “soup.” Now to guess “Doug Kammerer” for every clue
Negative $18,000 but coming back, hoping for more soap/soup related answers
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Negative $18,000 but coming back, hoping for more soap/soup related answers
Mid sentence saying “meow oh bow wow”
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Mid sentence saying “meow oh bow wow”
Can’t do anything about it
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Can’t do anything about it
That life could have been mine
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
That life could have been mine
*A column of a couple dozen nakeds walk by with their hands wearily struggling to keep their hands over their heads, flanked by a couple big mean looking hall monitors on each side*
Fall in with them and report guy2
Fall in with them and report guy2
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
*A column of a couple dozen nakeds walk by with their hands wearily struggling to keep their hands over their heads, flanked by a couple big mean looking hall monitors on each side*
Fall in with them and report guy2
Fall in with them and report guy2
I’m grounded (points to airfield outside school window where every plane is dormant, parked tidily next to one another and pointing in the same direction as though politely attending a piano recital)
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m grounded (points to airfield outside school window where every plane is dormant, parked tidily next to one another and pointing in the same direction as though politely attending a piano recital)
Hall monitor: guy2 why are you naked
guy2: i forgot my dress code and got locked out after guessing incorrectly too many times
Hall monitor: go to the principal’s office and dial star and then 8 to get in the queue to reset
guy2: i just need an email reset
Hall monitor: if you’re locked out of y
guy2: i forgot my dress code and got locked out after guessing incorrectly too many times
Hall monitor: go to the principal’s office and dial star and then 8 to get in the queue to reset
guy2: i just need an email reset
Hall monitor: if you’re locked out of y
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Hall monitor: guy2 why are you naked
guy2: i forgot my dress code and got locked out after guessing incorrectly too many times
Hall monitor: go to the principal’s office and dial star and then 8 to get in the queue to reset
guy2: i just need an email reset
Hall monitor: if you’re locked out of y
guy2: i forgot my dress code and got locked out after guessing incorrectly too many times
Hall monitor: go to the principal’s office and dial star and then 8 to get in the queue to reset
guy2: i just need an email reset
Hall monitor: if you’re locked out of y