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Crab Man
@crabman.bsky.social
· Feb 4
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If I was into ragebaiting I would voice some of my genuine media opinions, like "watching Castle has cemented in my mind the fact that Breaking Bad has lowered the standards of writing for TV to such extreme pitfalls that I fear we may never see well written shows in my lifetime."
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
If I was into ragebaiting I would voice some of my genuine media opinions, like "watching Castle has cemented in my mind the fact that Breaking Bad has lowered the standards of writing for TV to such extreme pitfalls that I fear we may never see well written shows in my lifetime."
Captain Philimps video game?????
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Captain Philimps video game?????
When I become president I'm pardoning my treasured mutuals.
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
When I become president I'm pardoning my treasured mutuals.
Tell me where you grew up without telling me where you grew up. Do not tell me where you grew up. If you tell me where you grew up I am going to put you in trouble.
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Tell me where you grew up without telling me where you grew up. Do not tell me where you grew up. If you tell me where you grew up I am going to put you in trouble.
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putting a towel over your face so we don't have to look at it while waiting for the paramedics
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
putting a towel over your face so we don't have to look at it while waiting for the paramedics
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i don't like rfk because he wants to get rid of fat autistic people and if he does that i won't have any of your guys tweets to read
January 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
i don't like rfk because he wants to get rid of fat autistic people and if he does that i won't have any of your guys tweets to read
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Dexter has a message for you
September 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Dexter has a message for you
Rain is almost like the water of the sky. Almost.
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Rain is almost like the water of the sky. Almost.
Youtubers coming home to a warm bowl of soup after an 11 hour day of reacting in the reaction mines.
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Youtubers coming home to a warm bowl of soup after an 11 hour day of reacting in the reaction mines.
Can this brilliant but burned-out writer that has sworn off of love find a new chapter in his life with a precocious young detective that's currently in arrears and has a lein on her house?
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Can this brilliant but burned-out writer that has sworn off of love find a new chapter in his life with a precocious young detective that's currently in arrears and has a lein on her house?
Whoever keeps writing about me on cryptid forums needs to stop. It was funny at first but I genuinely worry that this is going to be a danger to me at some point. I am not a cryptid I'm just a guy.
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Whoever keeps writing about me on cryptid forums needs to stop. It was funny at first but I genuinely worry that this is going to be a danger to me at some point. I am not a cryptid I'm just a guy.
I'm worried I might be getting really into the word mog. It's diffused into all my thoughts lately.
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I'm worried I might be getting really into the word mog. It's diffused into all my thoughts lately.
Checking out the Wikipedia page for "crazy fun facts"
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Checking out the Wikipedia page for "crazy fun facts"
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Snakeroot the Merciful
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Snakeroot the Merciful
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They also have sctubi (scary tubi)
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 AM
They also have sctubi (scary tubi)
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me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
Why the fuck did frankenstein look like that? There's absolutely no reason the doctor could not have made him look like a normal guy.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Why the fuck did frankenstein look like that? There's absolutely no reason the doctor could not have made him look like a normal guy.
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We’re all gonna go check out the grime hole later if you wanna join us
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
We’re all gonna go check out the grime hole later if you wanna join us
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If you have a Bluesky account you dont deserve love
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you have a Bluesky account you dont deserve love
"Mustard on the beat"
-kernal mustard
-kernal mustard
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"Mustard on the beat"
-kernal mustard
-kernal mustard
PTA is as good at accepting awards as I would have expected him to be.
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
PTA is as good at accepting awards as I would have expected him to be.
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thats what i personally believe as well
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
thats what i personally believe as well
Movies and TV are about a weird freak having fun. At least the good ones are.
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Movies and TV are about a weird freak having fun. At least the good ones are.
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writing ‘crab man is a narsty slut’ in my diary
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
writing ‘crab man is a narsty slut’ in my diary