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Crab Man
@crabman.bsky.social
· Feb 4
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Very beautiful dating app bio I just came up with:
I like to read poatry.
I like to read poatry.
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Very beautiful dating app bio I just came up with:
I like to read poatry.
I like to read poatry.
I like the taste of cinnamon but it's just so spicy I can't eat it! Ow my tongue hurts!
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I like the taste of cinnamon but it's just so spicy I can't eat it! Ow my tongue hurts!
Using my one phone call from prison to call a frog.
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Using my one phone call from prison to call a frog.
I got toad, phones
One for the frogs, and one for the hos
One for the frogs, and one for the hos
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I got toad, phones
One for the frogs, and one for the hos
One for the frogs, and one for the hos
Rewatching a classic, now watching Death Warrant
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Rewatching a classic, now watching Death Warrant
Some old books contain weird words or sentences.
February 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Some old books contain weird words or sentences.
from:crabman.bsky.social #ImSorryForBeingWhite
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
from:crabman.bsky.social #ImSorryForBeingWhite
I've been trying to do replying lately and I think it's going really badly.
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I've been trying to do replying lately and I think it's going really badly.
I'm seeing a lot of people on here condemn Jeffrey Epstein, and rightfully so, but only to turn right around and praise Mr. Disgusting as a hero who has done nothing wrong.
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I'm seeing a lot of people on here condemn Jeffrey Epstein, and rightfully so, but only to turn right around and praise Mr. Disgusting as a hero who has done nothing wrong.
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mine isn't crab i can tell you that much
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
mine isn't crab i can tell you that much
Trillion dollar idea: a tennis shoe that you can not spill apple juice on. Under any circumstance.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Trillion dollar idea: a tennis shoe that you can not spill apple juice on. Under any circumstance.
Top 1% contributor to imdb
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Top 1% contributor to imdb
@everyone don't gas this
Rato
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 AM
@everyone don't gas this
I'd like to apologize to everyone. But before I do the apology I just want everyone to know that I am not canceled.
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I'd like to apologize to everyone. But before I do the apology I just want everyone to know that I am not canceled.
I'm watching Bad Boys For Life (the third movie) and Martin Lawrence just said he's gonna "call a frog on the toad phone"???? What the fuck does that mean?????
February 2, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I'm watching Bad Boys For Life (the third movie) and Martin Lawrence just said he's gonna "call a frog on the toad phone"???? What the fuck does that mean?????
Guys white is an L ethnicity don't believe everything you read online.
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Guys white is an L ethnicity don't believe everything you read online.
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Zero likes or shares. Very very curious.
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Zero likes or shares. Very very curious.
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Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Laughing imagining a guy seeing chappell roam grammy dress and saying "Aaaannnnndddd jacking off was not on my bingo card for 2026," it seems a little crass for me to just outright say in a quote tweet so I said I imagined a different guy saying it.
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yeah
it’s all about HAVANA nice DAY!
now i’ll SIA later, motherfucker!!
it’s all about HAVANA nice DAY!
now i’ll SIA later, motherfucker!!
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
yeah
it’s all about HAVANA nice DAY!
now i’ll SIA later, motherfucker!!
it’s all about HAVANA nice DAY!
now i’ll SIA later, motherfucker!!
My new thing I've been obsessed with the last couple days is kindbaiting, which is the opposite of ragebaiting. You say something nice to someone to make them feel good, then you smugly laugh to yourself because you totally kindbaited them.
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
My new thing I've been obsessed with the last couple days is kindbaiting, which is the opposite of ragebaiting. You say something nice to someone to make them feel good, then you smugly laugh to yourself because you totally kindbaited them.
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Going frog mode on the toad phone
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Going frog mode on the toad phone
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people often say i provide too much stability on account of my high emotional intelligence
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
people often say i provide too much stability on account of my high emotional intelligence