j
@dyke.bsky.social
almost tweeted something so offensive...but i didn't!
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
almost tweeted something so offensive...but i didn't!
oh yeah, could a repressed white girl do this? *gets really tense*
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
oh yeah, could a repressed white girl do this? *gets really tense*
wait guys should i crash out for the fun of it?
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
wait guys should i crash out for the fun of it?
watching a somehow-30-minute tik tok of some girl naming all the types of lesbians she doesn't trust
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
watching a somehow-30-minute tik tok of some girl naming all the types of lesbians she doesn't trust
it's uncanny how on top of doing this he is
i have a middle aged neighbor who i guess is often sitting at his window because whenever i am struggling carrying goods into the building he runs out there to help
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's uncanny how on top of doing this he is
out is calling everyone "diva." we are replacing it with "comrade"
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
out is calling everyone "diva." we are replacing it with "comrade"
i picture all of you having habsburg jaw
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i picture all of you having habsburg jaw
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mouse covergirl be like 'easy cheesy beautiful'
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mouse covergirl be like 'easy cheesy beautiful'
guys tell me what to do today
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
guys tell me what to do today
morning with good characteristics
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
morning with good characteristics
babe you were talking in your sleep last night. yeah. you kept saying "country girls make do"
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
babe you were talking in your sleep last night. yeah. you kept saying "country girls make do"
my life is pretty slay all things considered
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
my life is pretty slay all things considered
drinking vanilla flavored almond milk in the shower to take the edge off
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
drinking vanilla flavored almond milk in the shower to take the edge off
it's so generous that they make volleyball tournaments for women. they could have not done that, but they did!
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
it's so generous that they make volleyball tournaments for women. they could have not done that, but they did!
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Hamburger Celsius is like:
+30 too hot for hamburger bbq
+20 perfect hamburger weather
+10 wear an autumn jacket while grilling
0 froze hamburger buns won't thaw out
-10 hamburgers in your freezer
-20 car window frozen stuck in drive-thru
-30 average hamburger in Antarctica
+30 too hot for hamburger bbq
+20 perfect hamburger weather
+10 wear an autumn jacket while grilling
0 froze hamburger buns won't thaw out
-10 hamburgers in your freezer
-20 car window frozen stuck in drive-thru
-30 average hamburger in Antarctica
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hamburger Celsius is like:
+30 too hot for hamburger bbq
+20 perfect hamburger weather
+10 wear an autumn jacket while grilling
0 froze hamburger buns won't thaw out
-10 hamburgers in your freezer
-20 car window frozen stuck in drive-thru
-30 average hamburger in Antarctica
+30 too hot for hamburger bbq
+20 perfect hamburger weather
+10 wear an autumn jacket while grilling
0 froze hamburger buns won't thaw out
-10 hamburgers in your freezer
-20 car window frozen stuck in drive-thru
-30 average hamburger in Antarctica
as someone who is sleepy,
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
as someone who is sleepy,