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dyke.bsky.social
j
@dyke.bsky.social
almost tweeted something so offensive...but i didn't!
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
oh yeah, could a repressed white girl do this? *gets really tense*
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
my tummy hurts!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
wait guys should i crash out for the fun of it?
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
watching a somehow-30-minute tik tok of some girl naming all the types of lesbians she doesn't trust
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
it's uncanny how on top of doing this he is
i have a middle aged neighbor who i guess is often sitting at his window because whenever i am struggling carrying goods into the building he runs out there to help
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
out is calling everyone "diva." we are replacing it with "comrade"
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i picture all of you having habsburg jaw
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shades Of Cool
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November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by j
mouse covergirl be like 'easy cheesy beautiful'
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Peppers (feat. Tommy Genesis)
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November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
guys tell me what to do today
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
morning with good characteristics
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
babe you were talking in your sleep last night. yeah. you kept saying "country girls make do"
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The Grants
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November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
my life is pretty slay all things considered
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
drinking vanilla flavored almond milk in the shower to take the edge off
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
vanilla almond milk
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
zyn dinner. zynner
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
it's so generous that they make volleyball tournaments for women. they could have not done that, but they did!
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by j
Hamburger Celsius is like:

+30 too hot for hamburger bbq
+20 perfect hamburger weather
+10 wear an autumn jacket while grilling
0 froze hamburger buns won't thaw out
-10 hamburgers in your freezer
-20 car window frozen stuck in drive-thru
-30 average hamburger in Antarctica
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
as someone who is sleepy,
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM