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Crab Man
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This movie was fucking awful
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The adversary of my adversary is my peer
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
These are my adversaries
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
WTF WALMART REDLETTERMEDIA IS IN THIS MOVIE
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I have seen some movies that have genuinely changed my life.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It has so much potential
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This is every day for me I'm so glad you understand my lived experiences
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This shit is bunchy.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
YES! THIS!
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
For sure. Terrifying.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This guy is performatively showing solidarity with baristas btw.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
We pay them far too much.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Sorry you can have it
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Another glowing endorsement
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Crab Man
I bought new pants Crab Man Pants today and now I am making sweet love to my wife every day
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Okay it is a relief to know that by simply entering a store and asking for “Crab Man Pants” I will be able to get them
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I don't see a universe where that doesn't work.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM