Emi
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Psst! The Holidays are around the corner so if you want a #petportrait now is the time to contact me! Spots are limited!
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Every day I do this program at work, I feel a lil more stupid.
I'm not stupid tho, just learning. Shut up, trauma!!!
I'm not stupid tho, just learning. Shut up, trauma!!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Every day I do this program at work, I feel a lil more stupid.
I'm not stupid tho, just learning. Shut up, trauma!!!
I'm not stupid tho, just learning. Shut up, trauma!!!
Its Thanksgiving (US) week which means work should be slow but it's NOT!!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Its Thanksgiving (US) week which means work should be slow but it's NOT!!!
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Before I pack them up and slap em on ebay, anyone have any interest in the Destiny 2 collectors sets from past releases? The only one I want to hold on to is Shadowkeep, but I have the full sets from BL through TFS up for grabs (no codes, just the collectibles)
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Before I pack them up and slap em on ebay, anyone have any interest in the Destiny 2 collectors sets from past releases? The only one I want to hold on to is Shadowkeep, but I have the full sets from BL through TFS up for grabs (no codes, just the collectibles)
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*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!
He said it was good so clearly I married the right person 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
He said it was good so clearly I married the right person 🥰
I'm showing Tyler Wicked tonight
wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is singing a song and screaming .
ALT: wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is singing a song and screaming .
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November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm showing Tyler Wicked tonight
For so long, I never considered myself disabled. Never called myself that. But I'm pretty certain an able-bodied person wouldn't have back spasms just from cleaning their microwave.
It's kind of freeing to use the word. Allowing myself a label that's not "lazy". There's a reason.
It's kind of freeing to use the word. Allowing myself a label that's not "lazy". There's a reason.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
For so long, I never considered myself disabled. Never called myself that. But I'm pretty certain an able-bodied person wouldn't have back spasms just from cleaning their microwave.
It's kind of freeing to use the word. Allowing myself a label that's not "lazy". There's a reason.
It's kind of freeing to use the word. Allowing myself a label that's not "lazy". There's a reason.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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STOP REHABILITATING ONE THE WORST WAR CRIMINALS OF OUR TIME.
The man was a fascist. You’re just racist and don’t consider Iraqis or American Arabs to be human.
The man was a fascist. You’re just racist and don’t consider Iraqis or American Arabs to be human.
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
STOP REHABILITATING ONE THE WORST WAR CRIMINALS OF OUR TIME.
The man was a fascist. You’re just racist and don’t consider Iraqis or American Arabs to be human.
The man was a fascist. You’re just racist and don’t consider Iraqis or American Arabs to be human.
Tyler and I just deep cleaned the kitchen everyone clap
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tyler and I just deep cleaned the kitchen everyone clap
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@kayamalie.bsky.social just said this actually looks like me so I think it's time for a divorce
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
@kayamalie.bsky.social just said this actually looks like me so I think it's time for a divorce
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her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
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the my dad disappointed in me to me disappointed in my dad pipeline
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
the my dad disappointed in me to me disappointed in my dad pipeline
I fucked up at work but it was my own program and not my boss's so there's that
I am covering for my boss today but I've been involved in another program all week so idk what's going on
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I fucked up at work but it was my own program and not my boss's so there's that
I got da tickets guess we're going on an adventure
Muse at Summerfest got me seriously considering a trip to Milwaukee
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I got da tickets guess we're going on an adventure
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November 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I am covering for my boss today but I've been involved in another program all week so idk what's going on
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I am covering for my boss today but I've been involved in another program all week so idk what's going on
My sibling lives in Norway and is giving me simple Norweigian sentences to translate. I have never taken a language class in my life but I was able to get these sentences and I feel so smart!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My sibling lives in Norway and is giving me simple Norweigian sentences to translate. I have never taken a language class in my life but I was able to get these sentences and I feel so smart!!!
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
Muse at Summerfest got me seriously considering a trip to Milwaukee
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Muse at Summerfest got me seriously considering a trip to Milwaukee
Got an appointment with a cardiologist so we can hopefully see why I'm so DIZZY all the time 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Got an appointment with a cardiologist so we can hopefully see why I'm so DIZZY all the time 🥴
Things that made me happy this morning:
✨️Wicked sprinkles on my donut
✨️Peppermint mocha
✨️Christmas tree scented stick in my pencil holder
✨️Wicked sprinkles on my donut
✨️Peppermint mocha
✨️Christmas tree scented stick in my pencil holder
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Things that made me happy this morning:
✨️Wicked sprinkles on my donut
✨️Peppermint mocha
✨️Christmas tree scented stick in my pencil holder
✨️Wicked sprinkles on my donut
✨️Peppermint mocha
✨️Christmas tree scented stick in my pencil holder
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
