Emi
@kayamalie.bsky.social
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Emi
@kayamalie.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Psst! The Holidays are around the corner so if you want a #petportrait now is the time to contact me! Spots are limited!
www.kayamalie.com
www.kayamalie.com
It took us 5 minutes but we had a little holiday fun lol
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It took us 5 minutes but we had a little holiday fun lol
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grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
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Played some peak and doodled some fish 🐟
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Played some peak and doodled some fish 🐟
Being child free is one thing but if you actually hate kids, you're kind of a weirdo. Dislike? Fair. HATE? Thats a pretty strong feeling for a tiny human learning how to live. Maybe look into that.
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Being child free is one thing but if you actually hate kids, you're kind of a weirdo. Dislike? Fair. HATE? Thats a pretty strong feeling for a tiny human learning how to live. Maybe look into that.
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I wouldn't touch him with a...
THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE!
THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE!
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I wouldn't touch him with a...
THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE!
THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE!
Got a lil watercolor coloring book so I dont have to think, just paint. I did this one this morning!
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Got a lil watercolor coloring book so I dont have to think, just paint. I did this one this morning!
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[slurper milkshake]
How do you do fellow felons 🥤
How do you do fellow felons 🥤
anyways, who else up getting put on more watchlists?
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
[slurper milkshake]
How do you do fellow felons 🥤
How do you do fellow felons 🥤
Not so gentle reminder that immigrants are not the problem in a country that allows anyone to buy a fucking gun!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Not so gentle reminder that immigrants are not the problem in a country that allows anyone to buy a fucking gun!!
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I'm losing my mind LMAO
how does one have "the talk" about AI shit with their parents, oh no
how does one have "the talk" about AI shit with their parents, oh no
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm losing my mind LMAO
how does one have "the talk" about AI shit with their parents, oh no
how does one have "the talk" about AI shit with their parents, oh no
Is it really Christmas if one of your well meaning family members DOESN'T use AI for a present? 🥴
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Is it really Christmas if one of your well meaning family members DOESN'T use AI for a present? 🥴
Happy birthday to the love of my life!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Happy birthday to the love of my life!!
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
I love this dog. I love her so much.
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love this dog. I love her so much.
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absolutely fucking not
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
absolutely fucking not
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I pick my scalp when experiencing negative emotions so my goal for 2026 is to fucking STOP. Because infection isn't funny, especially as I age.
Invested in some picky pads as a redirect.
Invested in some picky pads as a redirect.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I pick my scalp when experiencing negative emotions so my goal for 2026 is to fucking STOP. Because infection isn't funny, especially as I age.
Invested in some picky pads as a redirect.
Invested in some picky pads as a redirect.
December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Starting the morning off RIGHT
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Starting the morning off RIGHT
Commission Ham, you won't regret it!
Look at my babies 🥹
Look at my babies 🥹
I got to draw some sweet christmas critters 🥺. Sketchbook comm!
One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #queerart #commsopen
One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #queerart #commsopen
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Commission Ham, you won't regret it!
Look at my babies 🥹
Look at my babies 🥹
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I got to draw some sweet christmas critters 🥺. Sketchbook comm!
One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #queerart #commsopen
One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #queerart #commsopen
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I got to draw some sweet christmas critters 🥺. Sketchbook comm!
One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #queerart #commsopen
One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #queerart #commsopen
I want to replay Harvestella but a girl has too many hobbies 🥲
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I want to replay Harvestella but a girl has too many hobbies 🥲