Art tags: #brainbunnies #littlecaps #loubie #mixy #pelliculus #wolderstoke #neopets #splatoon
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
Pyro: oh no
Me, laughing: I had to explain it because- because I said Pumbaa was a service top
Pyro, laughing: what the fuck? What fucking conversation were you having?!
Me: the average conversations we have!!
Pyro: oh no
Me, laughing: I had to explain it because- because I said Pumbaa was a service top
Pyro, laughing: what the fuck? What fucking conversation were you having?!
Me: the average conversations we have!!
My gf: yeah, and if we mangle our dicks fast enough we can fit in more dick flattening
Me: it’s watching movies with your friends, you big fucking baby
My gf: yeah, and if we mangle our dicks fast enough we can fit in more dick flattening
Me: it’s watching movies with your friends, you big fucking baby
It’s an adorable traffic jam 🐚✨️
It’s an adorable traffic jam 🐚✨️
Me: if the dialogue options are in a wheel it’s a BioWare. If they’re a list it’s an 0451
My gf: I’m so angry. I’m beyond violence
Me: THAT’S WHY fallout new vegas is an 0451
Gf: IT’S AN RPG YOU DICK
Me: if the dialogue options are in a wheel it’s a BioWare. If they’re a list it’s an 0451
My gf: I’m so angry. I’m beyond violence
Me: THAT’S WHY fallout new vegas is an 0451
Gf: IT’S AN RPG YOU DICK
The two towers: Sam says fuck
Return of the king: Frodo says fuck
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
The two towers: Sam says fuck
Return of the king: Frodo says fuck