Callisandra
@thecallisandra.bsky.social
She/Her All around nerd and ttrpg enthustiast. Avatar by d20Monkey 💙💙
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I feel like the right gets a lot more representation from their reps than liberals do. Democratic politicians always want to apologize for being liberal, and Republicans don't mind being raging assholes and don't apologize for it.
January 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I feel like the right gets a lot more representation from their reps than liberals do. Democratic politicians always want to apologize for being liberal, and Republicans don't mind being raging assholes and don't apologize for it.
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Not Somali. Not Venezuelan. Worked for Charlie Kirk.
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Not Somali. Not Venezuelan. Worked for Charlie Kirk.
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All of the Haberdashers series by @cmdrsue.bsky.social ! Some cozier than others, but all witty adventures & romances. Sword fights, banter, kissing! bysuelondon.com , most platforms. There are novels plus novellas, all great fun.
Sue London, Author
Keeping readers awake all night since 2013
bysuelondon.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
All of the Haberdashers series by @cmdrsue.bsky.social ! Some cozier than others, but all witty adventures & romances. Sword fights, banter, kissing! bysuelondon.com , most platforms. There are novels plus novellas, all great fun.
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Most of us are fucking tired and disgusted by all of *waves hands* THIS shit going on, but for me, I know there are a lot of people wayyyyyy smarter who can speak on it better than I can.
I will keep working to post art, dumb shit, and signal boost for good where I can. That is what I have to offer
I will keep working to post art, dumb shit, and signal boost for good where I can. That is what I have to offer
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Most of us are fucking tired and disgusted by all of *waves hands* THIS shit going on, but for me, I know there are a lot of people wayyyyyy smarter who can speak on it better than I can.
I will keep working to post art, dumb shit, and signal boost for good where I can. That is what I have to offer
I will keep working to post art, dumb shit, and signal boost for good where I can. That is what I have to offer
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HARRIS WOULD NOT HAVE INVADED VENEZUELA, JUST SAYING.
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
HARRIS WOULD NOT HAVE INVADED VENEZUELA, JUST SAYING.
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We do not use Sticker Mule and never will. #stickers #stickermule
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We do not use Sticker Mule and never will. #stickers #stickermule
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
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You want me to look back on 2025? The thing that doomed Orpheus? The thing that turned Lot’s wife to salt?
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You want me to look back on 2025? The thing that doomed Orpheus? The thing that turned Lot’s wife to salt?
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When people ask what my mantra was during the Trump years.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When people ask what my mantra was during the Trump years.
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Versions of these Gen-Ai infographics with Alt-text for better legibility!
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Versions of these Gen-Ai infographics with Alt-text for better legibility!
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The Pirates of the Caribbean movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
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Inspired by @thecallisandra.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Pirates of the Caribbean movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
Inspired by @thecallisandra.bsky.social
Inspired by @thecallisandra.bsky.social
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“Farscape is what you would probably get if Star Wars had a baby with Blade Runner in the middle of the Mad Max: Fury Road desert”
I wrote a Your Guide to Farscape story a few years ago and I'm always so happy to see folks get into the show, which I love a lot. Talked to Brian Henson of Jim Henson Company for this as well. This was such a labor of love: www.ign.com/articles/201...
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“Farscape is what you would probably get if Star Wars had a baby with Blade Runner in the middle of the Mad Max: Fury Road desert”
I did not expect for this thread to blow up the way that it has, but I'm loving the responses. Thank you everyone!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I did not expect for this thread to blow up the way that it has, but I'm loving the responses. Thank you everyone!
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What do you want for Christmas, Brian?
For enough people to throw a few bucks each month at my Patreon so I can just focus on that and make things for a living.
www.patreon.com/d20monkey
For enough people to throw a few bucks each month at my Patreon so I can just focus on that and make things for a living.
www.patreon.com/d20monkey
Brian F'n Patterson | Patreon
Creating Comics / Art / TTRPG Maps
www.patreon.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What do you want for Christmas, Brian?
For enough people to throw a few bucks each month at my Patreon so I can just focus on that and make things for a living.
www.patreon.com/d20monkey
For enough people to throw a few bucks each month at my Patreon so I can just focus on that and make things for a living.
www.patreon.com/d20monkey
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Seeing a big wave of new followers coming in. Howdy! I’m Brian! I have links in my bio, but I am a cartoonist and cartographer with creations and work all over the Internet and #ttrpgs!
Thank you for the follow! Settle in. I’m a hoot.
Thank you for the follow! Settle in. I’m a hoot.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Seeing a big wave of new followers coming in. Howdy! I’m Brian! I have links in my bio, but I am a cartoonist and cartographer with creations and work all over the Internet and #ttrpgs!
Thank you for the follow! Settle in. I’m a hoot.
Thank you for the follow! Settle in. I’m a hoot.
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Listen. This is one of the best designs I have ever made. Put it on your body.
And here is the new Advanced Friends & Math Rocks design! #ttrpg #dnd
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d20monkey.dashery.com/products/843...
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Listen. This is one of the best designs I have ever made. Put it on your body.
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This TTJRPG which uses AI in its artwork, and were incredibly rude and shitty to a whole bunch of creators over on Instagram have a kickstarter coming up.
They don't mention AI once on this page, which I believe goes again Kickstarters rules.
Not sharing the link, but i think its worth reporting.
They don't mention AI once on this page, which I believe goes again Kickstarters rules.
Not sharing the link, but i think its worth reporting.
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This TTJRPG which uses AI in its artwork, and were incredibly rude and shitty to a whole bunch of creators over on Instagram have a kickstarter coming up.
They don't mention AI once on this page, which I believe goes again Kickstarters rules.
Not sharing the link, but i think its worth reporting.
They don't mention AI once on this page, which I believe goes again Kickstarters rules.
Not sharing the link, but i think its worth reporting.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
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One interesting thing about the movie White Christmas is that by the end of the movie they’ve saved the Inn but the Haynes sisters still have an active warrant in Florida. This means there’s room for an action-oriented sequel, starring any two of those actresses that all look like Margot Robbie
two women in blue dresses singing sisters sisters
ALT: two women in blue dresses singing sisters sisters
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December 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One interesting thing about the movie White Christmas is that by the end of the movie they’ve saved the Inn but the Haynes sisters still have an active warrant in Florida. This means there’s room for an action-oriented sequel, starring any two of those actresses that all look like Margot Robbie
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Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
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Pirate the series. Make your own physical media. That's the only answer when this happens and they haven't put it out any other way.
‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026.
(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Pirate the series. Make your own physical media. That's the only answer when this happens and they haven't put it out any other way.
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In case you forgot: You're a wonderful human being, and the world is lucky to have you as a part of it!
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In case you forgot: You're a wonderful human being, and the world is lucky to have you as a part of it!
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with…
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with…
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend