Alan Stumbles Through Life
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
The pinnacle of corporate life is having your own office to close the door, be at peace, and fart to your butt's content.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The pinnacle of corporate life is having your own office to close the door, be at peace, and fart to your butt's content.
It's like they are actively trying to make Saltstone the lamest venue possible with these announcements.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's like they are actively trying to make Saltstone the lamest venue possible with these announcements.
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Y'all got my insta ads to show me northern lights projecters. 😅
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Y'all got my insta ads to show me northern lights projecters. 😅
Being unable to sleep from 3am to 4am is totally not going to bite me in the ass today.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Being unable to sleep from 3am to 4am is totally not going to bite me in the ass today.
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
All I see in the sky is the Taco Bell neon sign.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
All I see in the sky is the Taco Bell neon sign.
Yup. Cried in the first 30 seconds of therapy. And again at the end. Thanks, feelings of worthlessness.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yup. Cried in the first 30 seconds of therapy. And again at the end. Thanks, feelings of worthlessness.
Time for Tuesday run therapy followed by actual therapy. Even though its virtual I'll make sure to shower in-between. Feeling like it's gonna be a gusher (of tears, ya weirdos).
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Time for Tuesday run therapy followed by actual therapy. Even though its virtual I'll make sure to shower in-between. Feeling like it's gonna be a gusher (of tears, ya weirdos).
Zombie Bond
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Zombie Bond
Ah, yes, the problem with mortgages is our debt doesn't last long enough.
QUINTANILLA: What's more likely -- a $2,000 tariff rebate check or a 50 year mortgage?
HASSETT: They're both really good ideas
HASSETT: They're both really good ideas
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ah, yes, the problem with mortgages is our debt doesn't last long enough.
This kind of sucks. I loved using Sonder when it was available. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/s...
Sonder announces bankruptcy plans; tells guests to vacate hotel rooms: 'People were scrambling'
Apartment rentals firm Sonder said it's liquidating operations, a day after Marriott said a licensing agreement between the two companies had ended.
www.cnbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This kind of sucks. I loved using Sonder when it was available. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/11/s...
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“For me, it’s about much more than a nostalgia for teenage rebellion against mom and dad. Fuck ICE. Enema Of The State Forever.”
Madi Diaz recorded a track-by-track cover of Blink-182 album's 'Enema of the State' with proceeds benefiting immigrants with legal aid.
Madi Diaz recorded a track-by-track cover of Blink-182 album's 'Enema of the State' with proceeds benefiting immigrants with legal aid.
Madi Diaz Backs Immigration Aid Funds With Full Album Cover of Blink-182's 'Enema of the State'
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November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“For me, it’s about much more than a nostalgia for teenage rebellion against mom and dad. Fuck ICE. Enema Of The State Forever.”
Madi Diaz recorded a track-by-track cover of Blink-182 album's 'Enema of the State' with proceeds benefiting immigrants with legal aid.
Madi Diaz recorded a track-by-track cover of Blink-182 album's 'Enema of the State' with proceeds benefiting immigrants with legal aid.
I just want everyone to know they are where they need to be and are fucking awesome.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I just want everyone to know they are where they need to be and are fucking awesome.
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
Mmmmm... scallops
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mmmmm... scallops
It is, once again, time for SWEAT THERAPY*
*no actual therapy is involved; only a large amount of sweat from my pores.
*no actual therapy is involved; only a large amount of sweat from my pores.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It is, once again, time for SWEAT THERAPY*
*no actual therapy is involved; only a large amount of sweat from my pores.
*no actual therapy is involved; only a large amount of sweat from my pores.
I initially interpreted this as, like, metal bands dumping snow upon us.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I initially interpreted this as, like, metal bands dumping snow upon us.
My Oscar Isaac mancrush continues and Frankenstein is good. That is all.
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My Oscar Isaac mancrush continues and Frankenstein is good. That is all.
While I enjoyed my tofu and mushroom enchiladas last night I forget every time tofu makes me extremely gassy. Guess the office door is gonna have to stay shut today.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
While I enjoyed my tofu and mushroom enchiladas last night I forget every time tofu makes me extremely gassy. Guess the office door is gonna have to stay shut today.
I may be a piece of shit but at least I'm not a shitty Democratic senator.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I may be a piece of shit but at least I'm not a shitty Democratic senator.
Avocado toast with egg and hot sauce and some coffee. Mmmhmmm
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Avocado toast with egg and hot sauce and some coffee. Mmmhmmm
God I feel so much like a non piece of shit human after a workout.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
God I feel so much like a non piece of shit human after a workout.
Haircut. McClains. Video gaming with the kid. Workout. Saturday pleasure activities.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Haircut. McClains. Video gaming with the kid. Workout. Saturday pleasure activities.
Guess I'm up and awake with my thoughts
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Guess I'm up and awake with my thoughts