Alan Says Fuck ICE
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
Neighbor simply told me life is an inconvenience when I asked her to stop putting out three to five pounds of bird seed every day. Cool. Great. Hope you never need a single thing from me.
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Neighbor simply told me life is an inconvenience when I asked her to stop putting out three to five pounds of bird seed every day. Cool. Great. Hope you never need a single thing from me.
Done. And. Dusted.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Done. And. Dusted.
Time to amp myself up for 90-minutes of cycling and looking forward to a numb perineum.
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Time to amp myself up for 90-minutes of cycling and looking forward to a numb perineum.
It is, once again, #kubball game day.
a mascot for the kansas basketball team stands in front of a crowd
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January 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It is, once again, #kubball game day.
Starting the day feeling as though my life has been meaningless. Thanks, WaPo.
Meet Jude Owens. He loves cartoons, is tucked in bed by 6:15 p.m and has mastered billiards trick shots.
He picked up his first world record in September when he became the youngest person to make two balls sink into different pockets from one strike of the cue. https://wapo.st/3NN0SK0
He picked up his first world record in September when he became the youngest person to make two balls sink into different pockets from one strike of the cue. https://wapo.st/3NN0SK0
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Starting the day feeling as though my life has been meaningless. Thanks, WaPo.
New Joyce Manor album is fucking great. I need to get tix and a babysitter
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 AM
New Joyce Manor album is fucking great. I need to get tix and a babysitter
Fuck. I've repressed this shit. Uhhh.
Philosophy (remember zero of attending)
Algebra (2x because I just decided not to show for a semester and this is dumb because I took AP calc in HS)
Marching Band
English Literature pre-1850
Advanced Technical Writing
Philosophy (remember zero of attending)
Algebra (2x because I just decided not to show for a semester and this is dumb because I took AP calc in HS)
Marching Band
English Literature pre-1850
Advanced Technical Writing
Five classes you took in college
Meteorology (I loved every day of this)
Ireland: Revolution and Nationalism (so good that even after wrecking my bike I staggered in a bloody, sweaty mess rather than miss it)
Historical Geography
The Great West
Abnormal Psychology (holy shit, that name)
Meteorology (I loved every day of this)
Ireland: Revolution and Nationalism (so good that even after wrecking my bike I staggered in a bloody, sweaty mess rather than miss it)
Historical Geography
The Great West
Abnormal Psychology (holy shit, that name)
Five classes you took in college (or law school)
Natural Disasters
Storytelling (law school)
Baseball and the Law (law school)
Local Journalism
Mass Comm Ethics (it was a 3-hour evening class and during our break we'd sneak over to the bowling alley in the student union and down a pitcher of beer)
Natural Disasters
Storytelling (law school)
Baseball and the Law (law school)
Local Journalism
Mass Comm Ethics (it was a 3-hour evening class and during our break we'd sneak over to the bowling alley in the student union and down a pitcher of beer)
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Fuck. I've repressed this shit. Uhhh.
Philosophy (remember zero of attending)
Algebra (2x because I just decided not to show for a semester and this is dumb because I took AP calc in HS)
Marching Band
English Literature pre-1850
Advanced Technical Writing
Philosophy (remember zero of attending)
Algebra (2x because I just decided not to show for a semester and this is dumb because I took AP calc in HS)
Marching Band
English Literature pre-1850
Advanced Technical Writing
The Michigan/Michigan State game is a good time.
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The Michigan/Michigan State game is a good time.
Hand washed all my dishes tonight just for @poopfoot.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hand washed all my dishes tonight just for @poopfoot.bsky.social
Neighbors decided to start feeding birds again and my car is covered in bird shit. Cool. Great. Amazing.
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Neighbors decided to start feeding birds again and my car is covered in bird shit. Cool. Great. Amazing.
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Younger kid's whole middle school walked out today in solidarity with Minnesota. Apparently there were 13 year olds getting up and making impromptu speeches. They didn't prep a chant in advance, so they settled on "F*ck ICE"
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Younger kid's whole middle school walked out today in solidarity with Minnesota. Apparently there were 13 year olds getting up and making impromptu speeches. They didn't prep a chant in advance, so they settled on "F*ck ICE"
I would like our government not to be a bunch of previous grifters from TV.
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I would like our government not to be a bunch of previous grifters from TV.
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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The wrong cast member from Home Alone 2 died.
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The wrong cast member from Home Alone 2 died.
Wrong. Abolish ICE
Sen. Warren: What Democrats are asking for is just make the ICE agents comply with the same kind of rules and regulations as every other law enforcement officer in America. ICE is not some special secret police that gets to rove around the country and shoot citizens in cold blood out in the street.
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Wrong. Abolish ICE
The wrong cast member from Home Alone 2 died.
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The wrong cast member from Home Alone 2 died.
Should've immediately been dismissed and it's fucking terrifying they are even giving this consideration
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Should've immediately been dismissed and it's fucking terrifying they are even giving this consideration
Brains are dumb and I'd like mine removed.
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Brains are dumb and I'd like mine removed.
Wonderful that I couldn't sleep from 3-5 and have four hours of sleep and a tad bit if self loathing.
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Wonderful that I couldn't sleep from 3-5 and have four hours of sleep and a tad bit if self loathing.
Pretty fuckin weird for the leader of the country to be rambling authoritarian shit at the premiere of his wife's documentary which is just a bribe from a billionaire but what do I know
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Pretty fuckin weird for the leader of the country to be rambling authoritarian shit at the premiere of his wife's documentary which is just a bribe from a billionaire but what do I know
Ol Chuck didn't get the memo. He needs the boot.
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Ol Chuck didn't get the memo. He needs the boot.
Plan ahead and make sure to have an appropriate, expeditious route to your favorite bar, liquor store, or dispensary when he dies.
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Plan ahead and make sure to have an appropriate, expeditious route to your favorite bar, liquor store, or dispensary when he dies.
Cycling and some core work done. Zoomin through the week. Shooting for another 90-minute spin session on Sat. 😬😬😬
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Cycling and some core work done. Zoomin through the week. Shooting for another 90-minute spin session on Sat. 😬😬😬
Those stupid fucking alt govt accounts are some of the most annoying things to see.
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Those stupid fucking alt govt accounts are some of the most annoying things to see.
This is absolutely perfect
Ólafur Darri Ólafsson has been cast as Thor in the live-action ‘GOD OF WAR’ series.
Coming soon to Prime Video.
Coming soon to Prime Video.
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This is absolutely perfect