Turkey Burger 🦃🍂
@tyekc.bsky.social
Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
Was talking on the phone with a colleague earlier when her dog, who was chewing on an electrical cord, nearly electrocuted himself. For about 5 seconds I had no idea what was going on and thought someone had broken into her house.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Was talking on the phone with a colleague earlier when her dog, who was chewing on an electrical cord, nearly electrocuted himself. For about 5 seconds I had no idea what was going on and thought someone had broken into her house.
Just this morning, I witnessed a KC bus blatantly blasting through a red light. And to add the finishing touch, it was right in front of the streetcar.
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just this morning, I witnessed a KC bus blatantly blasting through a red light. And to add the finishing touch, it was right in front of the streetcar.
Something is beeping in the office and it's driving me insane.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Something is beeping in the office and it's driving me insane.
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/2 Poor Lauren. She may never get to achieve her dream of shoving her thumb up the butt of an assistant manager of a Dodge dealership during the second act of Mamma Mia.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
/2 Poor Lauren. She may never get to achieve her dream of shoving her thumb up the butt of an assistant manager of a Dodge dealership during the second act of Mamma Mia.
Real conspiracies: I will simply delete the incriminating text messages and encrypt my computer with a very strong password, such as 2smart4u
Also, I frequently backed up my phone on my computer, surely that won't leave a trail of incriminating evidence, such as those supposedly deleted texts.
Also, I frequently backed up my phone on my computer, surely that won't leave a trail of incriminating evidence, such as those supposedly deleted texts.
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Real conspiracies: I will simply delete the incriminating text messages and encrypt my computer with a very strong password, such as 2smart4u
Also, I frequently backed up my phone on my computer, surely that won't leave a trail of incriminating evidence, such as those supposedly deleted texts.
Also, I frequently backed up my phone on my computer, surely that won't leave a trail of incriminating evidence, such as those supposedly deleted texts.
Did they produce load files with metadata for the Epstein docs? Flat PDFs are pretty useless.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Did they produce load files with metadata for the Epstein docs? Flat PDFs are pretty useless.
Other than the obvious, this is what I can't get past. The first thing I learned when I entered the working world was "don't put anything in an email that you wouldn't want on the front page of the New York Times."
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Other than the obvious, this is what I can't get past. The first thing I learned when I entered the working world was "don't put anything in an email that you wouldn't want on the front page of the New York Times."
9yo continues to add to my office decor
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
9yo continues to add to my office decor
Alright, I really was trying to let sleeping dog (i.e., K-State football) lie, but i failed. Let's start here...
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Alright, I really was trying to let sleeping dog (i.e., K-State football) lie, but i failed. Let's start here...
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Y'all this is the best. I'm in rural Oklahoma and there's people stopped on a lot of the exit ramps along the highway watching the aurora. Many have likely never seen it before. One old southern dude stopped beside me asking if I see the "big orange lights" too. We're all just little curious humans.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Y'all this is the best. I'm in rural Oklahoma and there's people stopped on a lot of the exit ramps along the highway watching the aurora. Many have likely never seen it before. One old southern dude stopped beside me asking if I see the "big orange lights" too. We're all just little curious humans.
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Nights like this are the best. All the trouble of the world is momentarily set aside while we're collectively marveling at the pretty lights and nature together. This is how it's supposed to be. Life, I mean. Shared joy and all. 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Nights like this are the best. All the trouble of the world is momentarily set aside while we're collectively marveling at the pretty lights and nature together. This is how it's supposed to be. Life, I mean. Shared joy and all. 🙂
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I am on my way home to Toronto and the aurorae are absolutely phenomenal.
If you are anywhere in the northern half of the continent, get outside and look up! Or better still, put your camera on a 10 second exposure and point it up.
If you are anywhere in the northern half of the continent, get outside and look up! Or better still, put your camera on a 10 second exposure and point it up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I am on my way home to Toronto and the aurorae are absolutely phenomenal.
If you are anywhere in the northern half of the continent, get outside and look up! Or better still, put your camera on a 10 second exposure and point it up.
If you are anywhere in the northern half of the continent, get outside and look up! Or better still, put your camera on a 10 second exposure and point it up.
I was legitimately starting to wonder if I would ever see the Northern Lights, but even here in suburban Kansas City, they made an appearance tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was legitimately starting to wonder if I would ever see the Northern Lights, but even here in suburban Kansas City, they made an appearance tonight.
I'm never sadder about where I live than nights when the Northern Lights are visible.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm never sadder about where I live than nights when the Northern Lights are visible.
The celebration of the 100th anniversary of Armistice Day is still one of my favorite things I've seen in Kansas City.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The celebration of the 100th anniversary of Armistice Day is still one of my favorite things I've seen in Kansas City.
I might be eating the most perfect chocolate chip cookie that has ever existed. The edge is slightly crusty, but not brittle and hard. The middle is softer, but not gooey. Perfection from McLain's Bakery in KC.
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I might be eating the most perfect chocolate chip cookie that has ever existed. The edge is slightly crusty, but not brittle and hard. The middle is softer, but not gooey. Perfection from McLain's Bakery in KC.
So, I read this (it's good, I recommend it) and then I decided to read some of the replies and quotes and other commentary and ... hooboy, I think I'll continue to just avoid the "male loneliness epidemic" discourse.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
So, I read this (it's good, I recommend it) and then I decided to read some of the replies and quotes and other commentary and ... hooboy, I think I'll continue to just avoid the "male loneliness epidemic" discourse.
Get a friend like @rachelyohe.bsky.social. She's good people.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Get a friend like @rachelyohe.bsky.social. She's good people.
Welp, my right knee has been hurting for a couple months now, guess it's time to see a doctor
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Welp, my right knee has been hurting for a couple months now, guess it's time to see a doctor
Me when summer finally breaks and we get cool fall weather: Yes! Quarter zips! Hoodies! Track jackets! Jeans! Flannels!
Me when the first hint of winter arrives:
Me when the first hint of winter arrives:
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Me when summer finally breaks and we get cool fall weather: Yes! Quarter zips! Hoodies! Track jackets! Jeans! Flannels!
Me when the first hint of winter arrives:
Me when the first hint of winter arrives:
In an upset, she liked it even after hearing where it was from. Good practice for when one of the boys tells her he's going to Mizzou in a few years.
My wife likes to brag about how she expanded my food horizons (she did) so tonight I'm returning the favor.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In an upset, she liked it even after hearing where it was from. Good practice for when one of the boys tells her he's going to Mizzou in a few years.
"I just wasn't sure you had them on right, because the ... penis pocket? Penis window? Whatever you call it, I didn't see it on the front." - my wife, asking 9yo if he had his underwear on backward.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I just wasn't sure you had them on right, because the ... penis pocket? Penis window? Whatever you call it, I didn't see it on the front." - my wife, asking 9yo if he had his underwear on backward.
My wife likes to brag about how she expanded my food horizons (she did) so tonight I'm returning the favor.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My wife likes to brag about how she expanded my food horizons (she did) so tonight I'm returning the favor.
Shot some hoops in the driveway with 13yo today and, lemme tell ya, the old man's still got it. 🎯
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Shot some hoops in the driveway with 13yo today and, lemme tell ya, the old man's still got it. 🎯