Alan Stumbles Through Life
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
I tried to do the child's laundry and he said he can do it and shoved me aside. I've never been so proud to be ignored.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I tried to do the child's laundry and he said he can do it and shoved me aside. I've never been so proud to be ignored.
He's ready to hump
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He's ready to hump
Thanks for reminding me I need to do the kid's laundry. 😬😬
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thanks for reminding me I need to do the kid's laundry. 😬😬
NEVER SLEEPS
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
NEVER SLEEPS
Indeed. Words can't even describe.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Indeed. Words can't even describe.
Ok. Thanks.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ok. Thanks.
Luke will open a Chinese buffet with queso at every table.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Luke will open a Chinese buffet with queso at every table.
Could use some queso
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Could use some queso
If I had purchased my home at current rates the total interest paid over 30 years would be $114k. For a 50-year mortgage that balloons to $212k. Masterful! I love paying banks more!
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If I had purchased my home at current rates the total interest paid over 30 years would be $114k. For a 50-year mortgage that balloons to $212k. Masterful! I love paying banks more!
On you or in you?
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
On you or in you?