Alan Stumbles Through Life
@effingalan.bsky.social
Still the most important person I know.
Zombie Bond
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Zombie Bond
I initially interpreted this as, like, metal bands dumping snow upon us.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I initially interpreted this as, like, metal bands dumping snow upon us.
Nailed it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nailed it.
I guess it's Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I guess it's Halloween.
Quite literally on their website.
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Quite literally on their website.
Bleep blop
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bleep blop
I remain pissed KC has vanished from band maps.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I remain pissed KC has vanished from band maps.
There is absolutely no fuckin way.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
There is absolutely no fuckin way.
GloWild was pretty fun and fall weather has finally hit.
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
GloWild was pretty fun and fall weather has finally hit.
Hit up a corn maze and lived to see another day.
October 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hit up a corn maze and lived to see another day.
Mmmm...capitalism.
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Mmmm...capitalism.
At least I'm really fuckin good at picking stocks.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
At least I'm really fuckin good at picking stocks.
I think this is the pink pony club.
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think this is the pink pony club.
Fucking gross
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fucking gross
I'm not sure what you are looking for but here is what we have going in KC.
August 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm not sure what you are looking for but here is what we have going in KC.
Me looking at upcoming concerts to try and find something palatable and what fucking year is it?
August 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me looking at upcoming concerts to try and find something palatable and what fucking year is it?
Just look at all these lawsuits that helped us.
August 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just look at all these lawsuits that helped us.